Thread 106243113

Well, /g/?

>>106243113 (OP)
I don't care what the revisionists say I still hate him.

>>106243187
>revisionists
a simple comparison is not revisionist.

>>106243201
>he just wanted to help you bro
No the fuck he did not. He's code he didn't want anything. He's Microsoft thinking you're too stupid to use your own computer, same now as then.

>>106243113 (OP)
Reject Modernity
Embrace Clippy

>>106243222
if clippy was invented today it'd be a 10 MB GPT wrapper written in EXTREMELY inefficient javascript.

>>106243307
If George Washington was born today he would drive a car.

>>106243113 (OP)
Rossman must be getting off on this.
Its only an avatar now, what more could he get people to do thoughever.
Why are jews like this?

>>106243469
I think that Rossman has largely given up on life. He's realized that we're all careening towards dystopia and there's absolutely nothing that any of us and do about, so he's just having fun at this point.

>>106243741
This, he's pretty much blacked pill at this point but he's just making the most of out of the shit state the world is heading towards.

>>106243428
he drove a challenger in the revolutionary war.

>>106243187
>I don't care what the revisionists say I still hate him.
It's not about revision it's about how people of different age group interacted with the assistant when they were around.
If you actually wanted to do work, they were a worthless pain in the ass.
If you were a kid they were a cool distraction that you would click animated on and watch them go. https://youtu.be/p7qD6uNx9JE video related For this group the assistants were nothing more than toys.

No shit groups A & B have different views on how they remember assistants.

>>106243428
Though he would have horses too, I'm sure. How he writes about his splendid horses you can tell he was more proud of them than his other animals.

>>106243919
Horse guys aren't a thing. Maybe if he was a girl.

I like louis and all, and his heart is in the right place trying to get people to become aware of the state of tech company overreach, but I think he vastly overestimates clippy not becoming the current thing(tm) to support; a trend for easily swayed brainlets online to set to their icons and profiles, roleplaying online, before they forget about it and move on to the next thing to make their personality for a few weeks.
It's a shame, really. I think he seriously expects people to start caring as much as he does, but he's in for a slow rude awakening.

This is some real oldfag shit, never seen it outside of the occasional reference these days. Proud 96er here. Also please stop bringing up the past, thinking of those years is bizarre, so very bizarre. A completely different world.

>>106244004
>96

you were a fucking baby when clippy was a thing stop acting like you're knew anything about the 90s

i saved this image on may 11th 2005

>>106244012
Absolutely no reading comprehension, fucking retard. And a lot of the 90s media and aesthetic continues into the early 2000s anyways.

>>106243428
nu uh if he was born today he'd be a baby

>>106243113 (OP)
I don't have social media, so I can't set clippy as my profile pic.

>>106244012
The clippy in OP is from the '00s though. This is what clippy looked like in the 90s.

>the whole world vaxxmaxxed and locked themselves up for years
>ross thinks fixing your computer will be the breaking point for people
It's sad really. We just lost.

>Rossman thinks he will be able to make ZOG and to stop their plan of world domination and censorship with this stunt
cute

>>106244921
he started this to push back against visa and mastercard's bullying of steam, age ID verification laws and overall censorship of the internet.

>>106243926
>Horse guys aren't a thing.
They are though

>>106243187
>I don't care what the revisionists say I still hate him.

https://archive.org/details/clippy_episode1
https://archive.org/details/clippy_episode2
https://archive.org/details/clippy_episode3_202204

>>106243777
The chink broke him. I miss his comfy e-bike videos riding around NYC so much it's unreal. Take me back.

>>106243113 (OP)
>ipoojeet starts a cargo cult with profile pictures

>>106243888
>NOOOO YOU CAN'T HAVE FUN. I'M AN ADULT AND I'M WOOORKING. FUN IS FOR CHILDRENNN!
I hate boring fucking cunts like this. There was nothing wrong with clippy. It was cute thing and I remember it fondly. I'm sorry for you. It's a pity being such a soulless corporat. The things we have now everywhere are much more annoying then a cute mascot popping out and doing silly things.

>>106245655
You don't know what cargo cult means

>>106244921
being traumatised by a pandemic is not a substitute for a personality

Quite frankly, I want to fuck clippy.
I just don't know where I'd put it, is all.

>>106243428
he wouldn't drive a car if he was born today because he would be a baby. Little fucker wouldn't be able to see over the steering wheel nor reach the pedals

Why is Clippit suddenly in the public consciousness?

>>106246925
New virtue signal from Louis Rossman

>>106246976
Well how do I know you're not just committing corporate propaganda?

>>106246983
Ask yourself this, are you doing something meaningful by changing your profile picture? Beyond """raising awareness"""?

>>106247077
>We can start a revolution and set ourselves free by not telling any likeminded person about it, that'll work
No it won't
You dumb nigger

>>106249576
Have we freed palestine yet? Did Ukraine win yet? Did we eliminate covid yet? Several million people have set their facebook profile pics to include that shit. Did it work retard?

>>106244892
clippy used to give us real bedroom eyes

>>106243113 (OP)
Merlin was strictly superior.

>>106249826
NTA but covid has been eradicated and a lot of people have turned their backs to jews because of palestine. Of course you can't have that retarded pfp as your entire battle against censorship but it's a nice start

>>106243428
If he was born in the year 2000 (which I think you meant), he'd be a BlueSky-using they/them with a furry profile picture ranting about the Sydney Sweeney ad being "overt eugenics propaganda."

>>106250137
It did fuck all. All of the shit that has happened, would have happened regardless of changing your pfp.

>>106243113 (OP)
don't "well" me op, i'm not falling for this psyop.

>>106243428
>>106250568
if George Washington was born in 2000 he'd have actual dentures instead of ones made out of wood

>>106244921
>We just lost.
>Just stop thinking
>Just stop doing anything
>We just lost, OKAY?

>>106246440
>not mentioning the fact that 75% of the public agreed to have the genetic code of a lab-grown virus injected into them

>>106243113 (OP)
The kike fears the paperclip.

>>106243428
>If George Washington was born today he would drive a car.
what an utterly useless post. Its like a red herring wrapped in a strawman, I will call it a "straw herring".

>>106243113 (OP)
This is naive.

I want an end to the oppressive tech dystopia just as much as Rossman but this is a pathetically weak way to try to do it.
Any tech boss looking at this is immediately going to think
>"oh they're against me, but all they're going to do is change their profile picture? okay?"
To quote Pompey, who played a pivotal role in the destruction of Roman democracy, who after forcefully taking control of a neighbouring city, when the local governer complained of the flagrant disregard of the laws, he responded
>"stop quoting laws, we carry weapons"

Big tech has nothing to fear from people who dislike them but who do nothing to stop it. The modern world has become so dependent on technology that we no longer even have a choice to "vote with our wallets". You will buy their products whether you like it or not, and they know that.
Changing your pfp to a clippy is reassurance to big tech that you are not a threat to them

>>106243926
>Horse guys aren't a thing
maybe you should take a visit to >>>/mlp/

>>106251738
>Changing your pfp to a clippy is reassurance to big tech that you are not a threat to them

Why would anyone think using clippy, who is a MICROSOFT MADE HELP TOOL would in any way be a good thing?

>>106252426
This could backfire. Like Microsoft could potentially just use this as nostalgia bait by doing something like bringing Clippy back and end up distracting people, who knows?

>>106251718
>straw herring
idk, red man sounds more catchy, anon.

>>106252442
Clippy AI Agents everywhere!

>https://advertisers.mediaradar.com/Top_YouTube_Advertisers
Tell them that YouTube demanding ID for age verification will lead to less people using the platform, less people seeing the ads, and more people being put at risk of severe identity theft in the event of a data breach.

>>106243888
So you are saying that you "actually want to do work", yet you are too dumb to just disable them?
Are wage slaves really this pathetic and dumb, that they get annoyed by a cartoonish figure for 8 hours per day, rather than just... turn it off?

>>106243741
>Given up
He goes to state government assemblies to campaign right to repair, manages a non profit in addition to his day business and is involved with the consumer rights wiki management.

What part of that is giving up? Heavier FUDing in here than /biz/

>>106243113 (OP)
use case?
total assets?
end goal?
O/U chances of success?
>>106243187
the robot was cool but yeah he does basically nothing

I support posting more Clippy on every website possible

This message was brought you by the /fwt/

I'm just not gonna pretend like changing your profile picture isn't the gayest, most worthless thing you could do

>>106252426
people be like
>big tech bad
>because people believe big tech no matter what they say, they just believe it
>these "rebels" do the same. But instead of believing big tech they believe a random youtuber is right. Without question
it's the same disease but with a different protagonist

>>106243113 (OP)
peak slacktivism

>>106258772
Only if you're just making Clippy your PFP and doing nothing else. The idea is that Clippy represented an earlier phase in consumer technology, when tech companies genuinely wanted to make doing business or creative work easier and not plunder every cent they could from you, and that hopefully people who take up the Paperclip as their mask perform small acts of civil disobedience against their company trying to make the lives of their customers worse.