Thread 106250876

>Why are you using an Android instead of an iPhone anon?
Realistically, how do you even respond to this? I always get this from women.

>>106250876 (OP)
You don't talk to women anon, don't lie

>>106250876 (OP)
I don't use either and just got back from a date. Fuck you braindead phone using slave.

>>106250890
You sound jealous.

>>106250876 (OP)
Back when I was in school I'd say better camera and the presence of a headphone jack. Nowadays I'd say I just don't like apple.

>>106250946
>Why don't you like Apple anon?
This is always the follow up question

>>106250876 (OP)
"Why are you using Apple's low quality slop? They nanny you and dont even let you customize anything "

She had an Android few weeks later

>>106250876 (OP)
Because Apple is an evil company with overpriced phones from india that track you with their every sensor, that's why you will be buying a 150$ android with me on a 5 year cycle from now on.
Let's go back to my place so I can show you some funny inforgraphics about this I found on this funny website online and then we can continue our talk about BWC, WMAF bleaching, and why I will need a second, less important wife that will be White.

Women have 10% smaller brains than men so why would a woman's opinion have any importance to me?

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC8726594/

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC8726594/

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC8726594/

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC8726594/

>>106250876 (OP)
i like it. i try ios every once in a while, but i just cant acclimate myself to their walled garden

I use both. iPhone as a phone Android as portable PC. This kills the goyim.

>>106250876 (OP)
Apple is too invasive and controlling when it comes to third party software. I'm paying to use the phone, so I'd like to have the freedom to install whatever I want on my phone.

>>106250876 (OP)
this is unrealistic because I will never talk to a woman

also dont post women on here it just reminds me how alone I am

>>106250961
At that point she left me no choice and I'd be forced to rant about sideloading, custom roms,and proprietary software. She'd nod, but wouldn't understand and will regret she asked.

>>106251032
this

>>106251110
then she leaves you and goes to islave chad

>>106250876 (OP)
possible answers:
"What's an iPhone?"
"My dick is too big"
"I'm not gay"
"You're not really girlfriend material"
"Because I say so"

>>106251131
I nod, look down, close my eyes, and mutter the phrase "Owarimashita" under my breathe

>>106251233
Doged a bullet, anon.

Because the applestore bans apps with pornography and hate speech which are two of my favorite hobbies.

>>106250876 (OP)
>Realistically, how do you even respond to this?
I use non play store allowed apps like ReVanced. Also because I want smooth file transfer without any mandatory program (I heard Apple stuff are very restricted). Also I have a special browser that can cast from any website (dunno if itoddlers have anything like this).

>>106251394
>>106251110
But realistically you just gotta frame the facts in the right way. About how it's about being a rebel and resisting MegaCorps and Fascists and preserving Freedoms and Human Rights. Girls lap that shit up

>>106250876 (OP)
I got all my phones for free for the past 15 years (I only ever spent money on replacement parts for them), and they've always served my needs.

Yes, I have an iphone as well, but my android phone has a larger screen (its an iphone SE, so only the 320x480 or so screen)

>>106250876 (OP)

maybe i was carrying microtac before you were made has two moto

>>106250876 (OP)
"Why not?"

why would i care about a normies opinion on literally anything? I tell my gf what to buy when it comes to electronics, and if she starts yappin out I just ignore her because anything she says is irrelevant, I am simply a superior being in this circumstance

>>106250876 (OP)
>I need to sideload apps because I'm too poor to afford apple music and youtube premium

>>106250876 (OP)
why are you using an iphone instead of an android?

>>106251399
None of these are true and iPhone has an official revanced and special browser that doesnt require you to install a jeetified unsigned apk.

>>106250876 (OP)
>this is an iPhone. are you blind?

>>106250876 (OP)
I don't know anyone who actually uses iPhone, or I think my uncle might.
How I would respond to it? Probably just
>I know the debugging tools better, it has more software available for it and there is no foldable iphone as far as I know.

I strongly suspect some of my friends of that they would mock me if I were to use apple products to be honst.

>>106251424
but we are fascists... is that really not cool yet?

>>106251032
good info

>>106250876 (OP)
Because any product that need aggressive advertising by retard shill like yourself is highly likely to be an overpriced piece of crap.

kys

>>106251424
I'm definitely going to use this if I ever talk to a woman again.

I don't live in the USA (fortunately) or Japan (unfortunately). People here actually don't care the brand of your smartphone.

>>106251583
>>106251817
this is why you're virgins.

>>106250876 (OP)
Here's my answer to you, OP, as an iPhone user. Tell her:
>"It's better"

Leave it at that, don't attempt to explain it, don't bother justifying yourself. In her mind you're already working in a contradiction and if she's asking in the first place she doesn't understand, appreciate, or likely give a damn about the differences between the two. Don't go down that rabbit hole, 99% of women asking this will never, ever care for the actual why.

What she really wants, whether she knows it or not, is for you to be strong in your conviction. This is why women hate "mansplaining": they don't want to hear how you weigh out the objective and subjective pros and cons between the platforms. In cases they don't understand, or even care to, they simply want to know that you're sure, and that's enough. Anything after that is too much to bother with and is not in the interest of her pursuits.

More importantly she wants you to be sure that you think it's better. If she digs, retorts, insults, or makes any attempt that appears to further this inquisition whatsoever it's just questioning your resolve. Wrap it up and move on.

Again, to remind you: she doesn't care about your decision. She cares that you care about the decision.

>>106252090
not an answer

>>106250961
I don't like how they pretend to care about the environment.

Works every time.

>>106250876 (OP)
Keep asking persistently and randomly when sex? Now or later? Dont respond to no just ask the question again until she ignores you

>>106250876 (OP)
you just gotta become more attractive. women make rules for guys they don't find attractive enough, and break them for the guy they're actually attracted to.

>>106250876 (OP)
to filter shallow people

>>106253025
gosh i wish i was rose

>>106250876 (OP)
Using apple or a google is a red flag. I avoid talking to those people beyond small talk. If they are a fanboy of either then I even start snubbing them.

>>106250876 (OP)
the only reason i even use android is because my sister bought me one back in 2020 since i was the only one that still used nokia, was really hard to reach, and never even bothered to upgrade my phone.
i just dont care enough.

I don't have a cuck fuck daddy that buys me stupid shit

>>106252110
>it's better
>wall of text
fucking autistic lol

>>106250876 (OP)
I've never gotten this from anyone.

>>106253153
you're prettier

>>106253215
Lol all these big corpos are bleeding and are desperate to make a sale but they can't sell for shit, see: this thread

>>106250876 (OP)
My fiancee loves iPhone and Apple products in general, she sometimes comments that she wishes I used Apple products too, mainly an iPhone, so we've talked about it before, I've had this conversation in real life and my answers are quite simple too:

1. It's cheaper. I don't want to buy something used, but I also don't want to spend too much on a smartphone I'll only use for mostly basic tasks, spending what even the cheapest new iPhones like the 16e demand is not a good move for me financially if any budget Motorola or Samsung can fill my needs just as well for a fraction of the price.

2. I like Android's UI better. I sometimes use her iPhone and I just don't like how it looks, how it's barely customizeable, and moving around the UI just isn' as comfortable or intuitive to me.

3. Freedom. APKs settle this for me, being able to install what I want freely makes it feel like it's my device.

4. Headphone jack and micro SD slot. Android stil has them on some models.

5. Keyboard. I hate the iPhone keyboard, that's all.

>>106250876 (OP)
I just respond I hate stupid people and Ask ChatGPT.

>>106250876 (OP)
Years ago, I had a mouthy business school classmate who said the reason why he owns an iPhone is because girls won't date him if he has an Android. I never really liked that guy.

Non-incel response: Yeah I don’t know. I was thinking of switching, but have you seen the new foldable phone? I might get that instead.

>>106254185
How is >>106251032 an incel response? That's just stating a fact, like water is wet.

I was explaining why to a hot girl and she unironically got moist from how passionate I was about tech and how I was a heckin nerd.

>>106250961
Many normies just think of iPhones or even MacBooks as standalone things and would have to stop and think to associate them with something called Apple. Chromebooks, Chrome and YouTube also, in relation to Google or Alphabet.

>>106250876 (OP)
>he cant afford two phones
beahagahaha

>>106250876 (OP)
>I always get this from women.
this never happened

>>106254507
he's not lying he's saying he always gets ignored by women
beahagahagahahah

>>106250961
better apps.

>>106250876 (OP)
I use an android so i wont get BTFO-ed like iToddlers do

Because apple-shit have confirmed hardware backdoors
https://arstechnica.com/security/2023/12/exploit-used-in-mass-iphone-infection-campaign-targeted-secret-hardware-feature

which one doesn't phone home to send hashes, thumbnails and other data? i'm getting tired of using phone boxes since the 2g shutdown.

>>106254562
How did this get memory holed? You're more likely to hear speculation about possible Intel/AMD hardware backdoors than about the CONFIRMED AND EXPLOITED Apple hardware backdoor.

>>106254616
Apple suing everything that used the word backdoor, "secret hardware feature" is the lawsuit-free wording

>>106254603
>>106250876 (OP)
I don't care for blonde hair on chinks, just look like Russians with fetal alcohol syndrome.

>>106254698
How about this colour?

>>106254713
better I suppose, but all that dyeing can't be good for her hair or health in the long run

>>106254603
I love women so much.

>>106250876 (OP)
>>106253025
>>106253153
>>106254603
>>106254713
Am I the only one who prefers gooks with their original monolids? Whenever I see a gooks with obvious double eyelid surgery all I can think about is a fucking asian barbie doll.

SWEET JESUS I LOVE non-plastic GOOKS

>>106250876 (OP)
It's either 2 options, she honestly wants to know the difference (very unlikely) or she thinks she knows better (99% chance). If it's the first option you have probably found a unicorn, a shiny pokemon, if you don't catch it you might never have the chance again. If its the second option and you think it's worth going through this, you can let her speak, fake you're interested and ask for suggestions.

>>106254906
Asian reduction surgery is almost as common as jew reduction surgery

>>106254925
>she thinks she knows better
more likely sniffing around to see what your net worth is

dating as a software engineer that isn't in a tech hub area is so fucking miserable fellas. what are even the chances you find a girl that likes to tinker around instead of a social media npc.

>>106254906
You're not the only one, but perhaps a minority.
It's common to hear people express that they think the single eyelid is cuter.
I remember Seulgi from Red Velvet being known for keeping her single lids, and having a unique look that people liked.

>>106250876 (OP)
Don't know. Apple feels like a toy for retards. Former blackberry user

>>106250876 (OP)
In this specific case I put my index fingers on the corners of my eyes and pull back

it doesn'tt matter whether you use android or apple.

>>106250876 (OP)
this is why women shouldn't vote
in fact women are so superb i would rather have sex with a man
and not some troon or poon
i mean a real man
a muscly musky man with big cock and balls
women are gay
even the thought of talking to a woman is peak fag behavior
man was created in god's image, woman from a mans rib
this proves woman were not made in good image therefor are retarded
i hate woman so much i would rather be the center of a bookake rather than be within the 12742km radius of a woman
and so i shall go to the only place unaffected by woman, SPACE
me and the latterly mentioned bookake experts are going to an expedition into the deep void to avoid woman for ever and ever
The End

>>106250876 (OP)
>why are you using a dumbphone instead of an iPhone?
Yes, that's exactly what girls say to drug dealers they fuck, keep coping.

>>106251424
That's a terrible idea

>>106250961
Because their app store sucks. Then I would just show her stremio and what it's like to have free everything.

>>106251032
Surface area is more important than size. A sperm whale has a brain nearly 7x the size of yours.

Women have greater cortical thickness and a more folded cerebral cortex. More folds = more surface area.

Regardless, nobody intelligent gives a shit about phone brand, as it relates to whom you have relationships with.

>>106250876 (OP)
>I always get this from women.
the only woman i know with an iphone is my mother, all the women my age seem to gravitate towards samsung. i switch back and forth and for a while i was the only iphone user in my friend group, all the girls exclusively used samsung galaxy phones. women are also ludicrously adept at using their phones ive noticed, probably due to spending their lives on them but ive seen them multi task on a phone at a rate that would make a south korean starcraft player weep.

>>106250876 (OP)
>"Why would I use an iPhone?"

>>106250876 (OP)
Iphones feel like fischer price toys with all its restrictions and guards for retards. Trying to transfer anything from iphones is a fucking hassle. If it goes to sleepmode the connection breaks.

my god koreans are such soulless people

>>106256207
>too retarded to use iphone
>shitposts on 4chan
many such cases.
SAD.

>>106250876 (OP)
Woman who, based on the numbers (don't deny them woke libtards who can't be bothered to do research) generally know far less than men on matters pertaining to technology are going to sway your technology-related decisions? Think about that.