Thread 106252226

Would you buy a phone that is just Grok?
>call mom
>"she told you she's skiing with her friend today"
>write a text to ex saying that I miss her, with very poetic language
>"I'll do it if you want but the sensors say you're drunk so it's not a great idea"
>add cheesy puffs to the shopping list
>"that makes 20000kcal of snacks this month, chill"
>generate Misato hentai with an anime version of my selfie
>"based"

>>106252226 (OP)
kys, shill. the painful way
you're a waste of oxygen, truly

>>106252226 (OP)
>internet goes off
>enjoying my iBrick for 1500$

IHaveHadIt
Today our 23 y/o autistic son woke us up,giggling hysterically, having flushed two action figures down the toilet. About 30 minutes later when he needed to poop (having removed all of his clothes to do so), he discovered the toilet was clogged (because of course it was). He became completely unglued, hitting my husband as he tried to fix the toilet, trying to break everything in sight, running around and just raging. All while completely naked. All 250 lbs, 6' of him. The only reason our son isn't beating the shit out of us and tearing the place apart is because he is sleeping.
He's broken our living room window twice. There are holes in most walls (and a few ceilings)--it looks like someone took a sledgehammer to the place. He is so much worse than he was as a child. Things have gotten progressively more and more out of control since he went into puberty and they've never got better. Our 100+ lbs Akita hides whenever my son gets upset. The cat disappears for hours. He's never hurt them--in fact, he adores them both--but he's so out of control that he becomes terrifying. He's hurt his father. He's hurt me. We've had to call the police
A few days ago I found a lump. I was diagnosed with cancer back in fall of 2015 and spent a full year dealing with treatment, surgeries, and infections. And yet, my first thought when I felt that lump was, "This is my ticket out." I actually felt...relief. The world is fucked up. Our country is fucked up (I live in the US). My family is fucked up. I feel like maybe a door has been opened. Maybe the state would stop fucking around and place my son if I were gone, because my husband can't just quit his job and care for him. Maybe they would stop making unhelpful, one-size-fits-all suggestions that my son's psychiatrist agrees are of no use. We have been doing this for over two decades, just my husband and I with zero family support and that includes when I had cancer. I will be 60 this year and I am so tired

>>106252226 (OP)
>I want to play the same game that I played yesterday, but I can't, because it generated a completely different game this time.
>Can't post on futurechan because Groky hasn't scraped the latest API version.

>>106252226 (OP)
AI needs to be 100X better than today for me to consider a specialized AI device.

>>106252452
Do you seriously use your phone for anything when it has no connection? I guess you could play a game or read a book on it, but I'd always rather do those things on other devices.

>>106252559
Plenty of uses when offline. From the top of my head, camera

>>106252226 (OP)
>>generate Misato hentai with an anime version of my selfie
>>"based"
>now do asuka
>I'm sorry, but I cannot generate sexual content involving minors. This incident has been reported to local authorities.

>>106252226 (OP)
AI people need to be imprisoned.

>>106252559
Camera
Gallery (for my memes)
Sound recorder
Alarms
Calculator
Flashlight (meh)
Games?
Niche apps (i have one that measures pupillary distance. I needed it to adjust my VR headset)

>>106252559
Phonecalls and texts, oddly enough.

>>106252226 (OP)
This guy is so fucking dumb wtf

>>106252226 (OP)
i'm not mentally ill

>>106252226 (OP)

does my phone have pixels

>>106252226 (OP)
Yeah, why not handle all the control of critical infrastructure to private corporations running on foreign datacenters. I'm sure the EU or any other country that values their sovereignty will love that idea.
What a fucking retard.

>>106252452
>internet goes off
this has never happened to me. everyone likes to bring up this point but we are as dependent on internet as we are on electricity and yet nobody nags me about blackouts when I buy an electrical appliance for my house