Thread 106259811

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name 3 factual real-world examples of pic happening in tech

>>106259811 (OP)
rust won

>>106259818
crowdstrike
jackie chan
your mother

>>106259811 (OP)
BASED

>>106259818
comfyui

>>106259818
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Npm_left-pad_incident

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Npm_left-pad_incident

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Npm_left-pad_incident

>AI, rebuild the tower but make it elegant and stable
>Yes, m'lord

>>106259839
>Several hours after the package was removed from npm, the company behind the platform, npm, Inc., manually restored the package.

>>106259850
why not a pyramid
you're just building technical debt

>>106259862
nice cope

you got demolished

>>106259902
If you build a pyramid then they will just glue a block to it.

>>106259811 (OP)
>vendors your cood
nothing personal, hoe

>>106259850
aigods win again

>>106259839
A better example would be Denis Pushkarev, the developer of core-js who got arrested in Russia for a year and during that time the project was stalled which noticeably slowed down babel-js which is used on damn near every web page.

>>106259850
NIH bros, we won again.

>>106259903
?

>>106259902
How are you going to build someting on top of the pyramid?

>>106259818
4chan hack was a single outdated pdf thumbnail script getting exploited.

>>106260072
and nothing came out of it

>>106259839
>The package repetitively prepends characters to a string using a loop.[1] left-pad has been characterized as being extremely simple, consisting of only 11 lines of code (when empty lines are discounted) in the final version authored by Koçulu.
For fucks sake man, what the fuck is wrong with JavaScript developers?
Not the dude who published the package but the major fucking tech companies that depended on it.

Who the fuck needs to do something as simple as adding pretending characters to a string and thinks to themselves "wow I need to do some research and find a library that knows how to do this"

What the literal f.

>>106259818
ffmpeg, curl, llvm

>>106259821
When the fuck is that Sylveon animation comin out?

>>106259818
The log4j incident

>>106260024
AI peon would construct another perfect pyramid
it's just that easy

>>106259818
>6 replies
>all valid
How mad is this poster right now?

>>106259818
xz utils backdoor

>>106259818
>The ILOVEYOU virus in 2000.
>Codered and Slammer in the same period.
Made Microsoft rush out Windows XP SP2 and EOL'd Windows 98 and 2000 early.

>>106260241
ffmpeg and llvm and massive projects you retard

>>106260293
Sir, this is a blue board.

>>106260304
So is curl, you're also retarded

>>106260328
i dont know what curl does internally

>>106260293
Only works in 2 dimensions, programming is 3D.

>>106259818
>no one mentioned Heartbleed

>>106260348
>Only works in 2 dimensions, programming is 3D.
just make it like a rocket nozzle

>>106259862
Niggers.

>>106259818
solarwinds
heartbleed (the original comic btw)
spectre/meltdown
>>106260384
you beat me to it bro

>>106260759
>spectre/meltdown
nothingburger

>>106259818
systemd
pulseaudio
avahi

>>106259818
>he's not old enough to remember how the internet was destroyed in Y2K

>>106262097
kek

>>106259821
Stop raping Pokemon

>>106259830
Qrd?

>>106259862
Thank goodness nothing can happen in the space of several hours.

>>106259811 (OP)
Rust won

>>106259818
superfish

>>106259811 (OP)
Good riddance

>>106264109
>>106263877
>>106262097
should be someone having hung themselves next to it

>>106260187
Have you ever talked to a webdev IRL? They're dumb.

>>106259818
SolarWinds

>>106259821
Rust is js with typechecking the way go is python with typechecking.

It's a worthless language and no one cares about it.

>>106260293
ah good old enterprise software.

>>106264142
hanged

>>106259818
Sony Network hack.

>>106262391
update UI
>ctd
use multigpu
>memory leak into ctd
update pytorch
>ctd
update python
>ctd
use custom nodes
>custom nodes break or ctd
fuck this cancerous pyshit

>>106265248
pip is fine if you're not a retard with it like rust people are with cargo.

>>106265233
No, no, he really should have a huge monster cock is what I meant

>>106265260
no but shitty updates and conflicting packages and versions WILL fuck shit up. you are a pythonjeet though so you don't understand why scaling python is a fucking terrible idea to begin with

>>106260293
that'd make a good corporate logo if it were drawn better

>>106260867
The first domino that led to the shuttering of Intel was not a nothingburger, anon

>>106265222
its not enough to say this once you have to repeat it for every post in the thread that mentions it at all

>>106265374
This is the first time I've ever said this.

>>106259818
net-tools deprecation
Every morning a Linux user wakes up and tries to turn on their bluetooth headphones
Last month's cloudflare incident (note that this statement is time invariant.)
bind
Mozilla
Gnome

>>106260328
>>106260334
no.
curl relies heavily on other libraries like nghttp.
Curl doesn't stand a chance against llvm and ffmpeg in terms of implementation complexity.

>>106265316
Scaling python means *YOU* are doing it wrong, it's like using a broadsword to shave. Sure, you could do it, but it's wrong and trying means you're pants-on-head retarded.

>>106265696
>net-tools deprecation
>"Erm well ackshyually, we defecated that decades-old LeGAcy tool so we could roll our own shitty systemd-inspired alternative"
>renames the existing tool to tool-legacy
>removes the kernel calls that lets "tool-legacy" function
>breaks literally everything
why has this happened to literally every linux network util at least once

This is why you use a BSD where all the important things are in the OS's source tree.

>>106266355
>This is why you use a BSD
Correct. My personal favourite version of BSD is macOS. Rock solid, supports virtually everything besides gayming, even comes with its own superior hardware (both in performance and aesthetics). UNIX at its peak.

>>106266067
I didn't fucking make it you dumb retard. I AM COMPLAINING ABOUT IT BECAUSE THERE ISN'T ANY FUCKING OTHER OPTIONS TO USE NEW DIFFUSION MODELS

>>106264859
not a javascript expert, but wouldn't this create a new string each iteration since the strings are immutable?

>Not one mention of COBOL

You wouldn't get your NEETbux without it.

>>106259811 (OP)
Rust would have prevent this.

>>106265233
The standard rule for the past tense of hang is this: in almost all situations, you should use the word hung.

I hung a picture of Noah Webster on the wall.
After school, she hung out in the library.

Use hanged when referring to a person being suspended by a rope around the neck until dead.

The Salem "witches" were not burned; they were hanged.
Justice Wargrave ordered Edward Seton to be hanged by the neck until dead.


God DAMNIT FUCKING SHIT LANGUAGE
HANGED XIRSELF

>>106260264
None of it is valid.

>>106267871
I have learned something today. Thank you.

>>106265979
i am smart thank you for maintaining my ego

>>106259818
xzutils backdoor
ffmpeg
curl
llvm
linux