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Anonymous 8/15/2025, 3:10:33 AM No.106265391 >>106265402 >>106265403 >>106265441 >>106265468 >>106265517 >>106265530 >>106266805 >>106266817 >>106266844 >>106266861 >>106266901 >>106266956 >>106267592 >>106268065 >>106269477 >>106269486
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Hi! Simulation dev here. We're the ones who created the universe you all live in. In case you haven't noticed, we LOVE fucking with you people. It's one of the things that makes my job worth doing.

I'm here because I want to give you The Theory of Everything. It's string theory. But the REAL string theory is a little bit different from what your physicists have figured out.

It's picrel. That's it. It's a joke. Get it? God, I fucking hate you people. Eat shit, retards
Anonymous 8/15/2025, 3:11:38 AM No.106265402 >>106265505
>>106265391 (OP)
Could you deposit 14 billion dollars into my checking account and give me a 10 inch dick? Thanks.
Anonymous 8/15/2025, 3:11:44 AM No.106265403
>>106265391 (OP)
Fuck Python and fuck you.
Anonymous 8/15/2025, 3:12:12 AM No.106265408
Are you alright, man?
Anonymous 8/15/2025, 3:15:22 AM No.106265441 >>106265462
>>106265391 (OP)
Why did you put a string in the gender option? It could've been a boolean and we all would've been much happier.
Anonymous 8/15/2025, 3:19:52 AM No.106265462
>>106265441
there's no gender option you fucking bot. get better image reading software
Anonymous 8/15/2025, 3:20:34 AM No.106265468 >>106265476
>>106265391 (OP)
>Hi! Simulation dev here
Hey bro, can you hack into the MySQL database and set my bank account value to millions?
Anonymous 8/15/2025, 3:21:13 AM No.106265476 >>106265502 >>106265589
>>106265468
Here in base reality, our inspect element works in your real life
Anonymous 8/15/2025, 3:24:06 AM No.106265502
>>106265476
Very cool!
Anonymous 8/15/2025, 3:24:33 AM No.106265505 >>106266474
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>>106265402
no, but i can burn your house down and give you a micropenis
Anonymous 8/15/2025, 3:25:58 AM No.106265517 >>106265535
>>106265391 (OP)
Can you export my memory data, load an older save, then restore the data? Cheers.
Anonymous 8/15/2025, 3:27:16 AM No.106265526
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Anonymous 8/15/2025, 3:27:37 AM No.106265530
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>>106265391 (OP)
Please make women less evil
Thanks in advance
Anonymous 8/15/2025, 3:28:14 AM No.106265535 >>106265572
>>106265517
best i can do is covid 26
Anonymous 8/15/2025, 3:34:01 AM No.106265572
>>106265535
I'll take it, make normies off themselves en masse
Anonymous 8/15/2025, 3:36:27 AM No.106265589 >>106267788
>>106265476
>reality runs on webshit
No wonder everything is so gay.
Anonymous 8/15/2025, 5:42:26 AM No.106266474 >>106266553
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>>106265505
then do it faggot
Anonymous 8/15/2025, 5:57:49 AM No.106266553
>>106266474
i put in a request. i'm just a dev, i'm not in charge
Anonymous 8/15/2025, 6:49:53 AM No.106266805
>>106265391 (OP)
Put the fries in the bag, bruh.
Anonymous 8/15/2025, 6:52:57 AM No.106266817
>>106265391 (OP)
Your boss is gay lol.
Anonymous 8/15/2025, 7:00:29 AM No.106266844
>>106265391 (OP)
reddit tier humor
Anonymous 8/15/2025, 7:03:00 AM No.106266861 >>106266942
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>>106265391 (OP)
No mention of Tachyon??? The best particle
Anonymous 8/15/2025, 7:08:31 AM No.106266901 >>106266953
>>106265391 (OP)
>God, I
reddit is that way
why do mods allow literal shit posting threads
Anonymous 8/15/2025, 7:12:52 AM No.106266942
>>106266861
The particle of sex.
Anonymous 8/15/2025, 7:13:54 AM No.106266953
>>106266901
If he didn't say it was a joke I could never have guessed, I'm glad we have such a honest community with wonderful collaboration
Anonymous 8/15/2025, 7:14:18 AM No.106266956
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>>106265391 (OP)
>Baryon
Anonymous 8/15/2025, 9:10:19 AM No.106267592
>>106265391 (OP)
>God, I fucking hate you people
The sentiment is mutual.
Anonymous 8/15/2025, 9:47:45 AM No.106267788
>>106265589
>devs keep coming up with new ways to present same old bullshit like nation-states and fiscal policies, instead of optimizing fundamentals like energy conversion or speed of light
no wonder the world is so fake and gay
Anonymous 8/15/2025, 10:43:12 AM No.106268065
>>106265391 (OP)
Saar please pump dogecoin
Anonymous 8/15/2025, 11:46:53 AM No.106268414 >>106268459
is universe type-safe though?
Anonymous 8/15/2025, 11:56:34 AM No.106268459
>>106268414
yeah, they were even autistic enough to use linear homotopy types for everything
Anonymous 8/15/2025, 11:56:39 AM No.106268460
Have you considered not being a nigger faggot? Thanks.
Anonymous 8/15/2025, 2:49:23 PM No.106269477
>>106265391 (OP)
Benchod Pyjeet
Anonymous 8/15/2025, 2:51:07 PM No.106269486
>>106265391 (OP)
>with python
Nah the lag would be crazy