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Anonymous No.106267618 >>106267746 >>106267820 >>106267888 >>106267919 >>106268083 >>106268212 >>106268214 >>106268439 >>106268733 >>106270605 >>106270621 >>106270764 >>106271564 >>106276048
Could you outrun a robot IRL /g/?
Anonymous No.106267746 >>106275047
>>106267618 (OP)
Do something that is outside of its domain randomisation domain and see it fall into a 90s acid trip.
>t. robotics PhD
Anonymous No.106267820
>>106267618 (OP)
Anonymous No.106267846
/g/ can't make it up the stairs out of the basement without wheezing
Anonymous No.106267877 >>106268209
You can't just go up some stairs or around a corner or something? These things are only fast in a flat straight line. I would probably just roll under a truck.
Anonymous No.106267888
>>106267618 (OP)
I only need to outrun the slowest people in my group
Anonymous No.106267919 >>106272454
>>106267618 (OP)
I just need to draw a white line blocking it's path and it'll stop running.
Anonymous No.106267994 >>106268063
>Amerifats
>run
I think you mean waddle
Anonymous No.106268063
>>106267994
Anonymous No.106268083 >>106272188
>>106267618 (OP)
Raw sprint?
Straight-line path? Curves? Sharp turns?
Flat terrain?
Anonymous No.106268092
these bots are quite bad in reality.

>>>/wsg/5948494
Anonymous No.106268209 >>106268335 >>106271458
>>106267877
>These things are only
Why do you retards lack an understanding of time?
These things might be shit now, but they were absolute garbage just recently and didn't even exist in any useful form just a short time before that.
These things will be outrunning the fastest fucking animals in a decade and you are delusional if you think they won't.
Anonymous No.106268212 >>106268260
>>106267618 (OP)
Try outrunning google
Anonymous No.106268214 >>106268453
>>106267618 (OP)
People dont realize how great of a showcase this is. Not that it can run, but that it can run without overheating for bursts/long distance.
Anonymous No.106268260
>>106268212
Strap an IED to that bitch. If it takes a few STEM university bug men so be it
Anonymous No.106268335
>>106268209
It looks impressive only if you are clueless about past inventions. Like this one for example. It was 14 years ago.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcZJqiUrbnI
Anonymous No.106268356 >>106268543 >>106268794 >>106270740 >>106273411 >>106273500 >>106274155 >>106275063
Implessive...
Anonymous No.106268386
I do, my off-brand roomba ain't got shit on me
Anonymous No.106268439 >>106268579
>>106267618 (OP)
Yes, by going the distance.
My bodyfat is way more energy dense than batteries, I can sweat to cool down and I can eat and drink while moving.
Anonymous No.106268453
>>106268214
>but that it can run without overheating for bursts/long distance.
sauce? It's 20 second clip.
Anonymous No.106268543
>>106268356
Ape-out 2048
Anonymous No.106268579 >>106268595 >>106268615 >>106268730
>>106268439
fags fail to comprehend what engineering marvel the human body is and how hard is to create something that comes close.
Anonymous No.106268595
>>106268579
Playing God ain't easy
If only people were willing to ask him for advice kek
Anonymous No.106268602
all these fucking new robots are only good for fucking jewish sweatshop laboring.
>battery lasts 2-3h depending on the load
>if the robots fail a task, you still need a human to check up on it
>they cant work alongside humans so either you get 15k of these robots for 8k$ each or you keep your slave labor force consistend of pajeets and gooks that work for literall cents per hour, but they stink and need a break every 16 hours
Anonymous No.106268615 >>106268625 >>106268670 >>106270723 >>106274255
>>106268579
Didn't humans need billions of years to get to this point or something?
Robots have been here for maybe 50 years...
Anonymous No.106268625
>>106268615
no, humans appeard exactly 6485 years ago alongside dinosaurs. We just build differnt
Anonymous No.106268670 >>106268694 >>106268711
>>106268615
They could create something remarkable even now but it's expensive and they want only CHEAP robots for work.
Anonymous No.106268694
>>106268670
The bodies of humans (and most animals) are something much more than remarkable.
I will bet my money on someone who does bioengineering/robotics mix if such things is allowed in future. You can just hijack the millions years of evolution and base your stuff on it.
Anonymous No.106268711 >>106273111
>>106268670
I can see decent androids coming out soon, 10-15 years maybe.
The male sex drive can be an incredible force.
Anonymous No.106268730 >>106268799
>>106268579
>muh engineering marvel
Placing childcare facilities right next to a sewage plant is a marvel of engineering now?

Things aren't automatically good just because you aren't able to replicate them with your current knowledge. If we still appealed to muh biology we would have no supersonic jets and would still be trying to make a flapping-wing cope contraction.
Anonymous No.106268733 >>106268774 >>106268889
>>106267618 (OP)
why is there armrace in robotics suddenly now?
Anonymous No.106268774
>>106268733
It's not sudden. They've been at it for at least 20 years, and this is the result of those 20 years. It just happened to line up with le AI and that's why there's more pressure to show their stuff now.
Anonymous No.106268794
>>106268356
Why are they so close to it in the first place?
Bugs and zero OSHA thinking - name a better combo.
Anonymous No.106268799 >>106276134
>>106268730
>we would have no supersonic jets
Your 3rd world country can't make those anyway
Anonymous No.106268849
Bipedal robots are dumb.
Anonymous No.106268889
>>106268733
AI spacial awareness, the same shit thats going to be implemented in every surveilance camera. It can read a camera feed, and with dual cameras even determin its position relative to an object. Once the computer knows where thing is, he can simulate how to use motors to get thing and manipulate thing.
the real breaktrhough came when they starded using very realistic physics models to train millions of those algorithms at a time.
Anonymous No.106269203 >>106269297 >>106269716 >>106269733 >>106270644 >>106271351 >>106271616 >>106272557 >>106273021 >>106274989
What happens when they decide humans are a nuisance?
Anonymous No.106269274 >>106273351
im tired of seeing these little gookbots shileld everywhere

who gives a fuckoing shit? wow dude chuck-e-cheese technology is about to be REVOLTUIONIZED with these stupid things
Anonymous No.106269297
>>106269203
>Out of my way meatbag!
Anonymous No.106269716
>>106269203
>robo jocks
>oops, sorry nerd, didnt see you there
Anonymous No.106269733
>>106269203
>robot paralympics
Anonymous No.106269968 >>106270090 >>106270341
It's funny how there are these constant shill threads for LE EBIN ROBOTS WOOO WE'RE IN DA FUTUREEEEEE but none of this tech is even remotely practical on a fundamental level
Anonymous No.106270090
>>106269968
Drones have already proved their invaluability on the battlefield, in surveillance, and with remote gayops. These will advance that significantly.
Anonymous No.106270341 >>106270527
>>106269968
It cab be viable, but it's immature. It still needs at least a decade, if you want to be very optimistic. It might take more than a century in the worst case.
Anonymous No.106270527 >>106270586 >>106271432 >>106272771
>>106270341
Laws against lolibots are already being proposed so they can't be more than a decade away.
Anonymous No.106270586 >>106270604
>>106270527
>so they can't be more than a decade away.
same thing as the AGI that's right behind closed doors kekaroo
Anonymous No.106270604
>>106270586
No one mentioned agi here, cuck
Anonymous No.106270605 >>106270646
>>106267618 (OP)
It's not running if it keeps both feet on the ground. That's speedwalking.
Anonymous No.106270621
>>106267618 (OP)
ez. I'd beat it both in speed and range.
Anonymous No.106270644
>>106269203
>HUMAN FUCKING SHITS
Anonymous No.106270646 >>106270711
>>106270605
>It's not running if it keeps both feet on the ground. That's speedwalking.
Anonymous No.106270711
>>106270646
When it's a horse it's called trotting
Anonymous No.106270723
>>106268615
Yes but robots only exists because of humans which means you have to add the amount of time humans needed to invent the robots to the calculation.
Anonymous No.106270740 >>106270878
>>106268356
I remember this episode from evangelion
Anonymous No.106270764
>>106267618 (OP)
nigga i cant outrun a small chil;d
Anonymous No.106270878
>>106270740
Evas aren't robots, you dildo.
Anonymous No.106271351 >>106271738
>>106269203
of course it's the black ones doing this
Anonymous No.106271432
>>106270527
>C.R.E.E.P.E.R. ACT

i feel targeted
Anonymous No.106271458 >>106271521 >>106271563 >>106272635 >>106272771 >>106275658
>>106268209
Yeah they thought we'd have flying cars 20 years ago. Technology progress is much, much slower than you realize and you're talking about a problem that is 1000x more complicated than articulating robot parts. You can't even put a 5090 in one of these things and you're talking about a super computer inside of a robot with the same dexterity as a human which runs with 1000x the compute with on 300w or less.
Anonymous No.106271521 >>106271542
>>106271458
>AI will never be able to write literature! Uh I mean make music! Uh I mean draw! Uh I mean draw hands! Okay text in images! Okay maths! O-Okay b-but they will never run f-faster than humans!
It's almost impressive how you faggots keep clinging to your talking points.
Anonymous No.106271542 >>106271664 >>106272635
>>106271521
Have you tried using ChatGPT 5 to write anything? It's shit. What I'm truly coming to realize is some of you have exceptionally low standards and don't even understand why things are good or bad. Write a book with ChatGPT 5, you can't.

It's It's almost impressive how you faggots keep clinging to your talking points.
Anonymous No.106271563 >>106271576
>>106271458
Humanoid robots were useless without LLMs, the circumstances are quite different now.
They don't need a super computer or a 5090, just an Internet connection.
Anonymous No.106271564
>>106267618 (OP)
We already have wheels...
Anonymous No.106271576 >>106271647
>>106271563
>an internet connection that has 2ms latency uploading 5mpbs videos and processing it in real time
You're even more retarded.
Anonymous No.106271616 >>106271752
>>106269203
>Hey, I'm walking here!
Going to be great when China deploys these things to the battlefield and they take out friendlies
Anonymous No.106271647
>>106271576
Is it a problem if the robot takes a few seconds to reply? Fuck off with your pretentious bullshit.
Anonymous No.106271664 >>106271710 >>106271869
>>106271542
>dude muh LLMs are all of AI and all LLMs are le GPT
Anonymous No.106271710
>>106271664
If you can recommend me Ai that can at least edit text without making mistakes, i will be very grateful.
Anonymous No.106271724
It runs like it shat itself lmaoooooooo
Anonymous No.106271738
>>106271351
lmao jfc
Anonymous No.106271752 >>106272472
>>106271616
Yeah, like those are the versions they will be deploying. If anything, it will be swarms of drones whose sole purpose is to cut you in half before exploding right in your face
Anonymous No.106271869
>>106271664
name two
Anonymous No.106272188
>>106268083
I’d loved to hear Laz’s babbling about robots and ai
Anonymous No.106272454 >>106272532 >>106272572 >>106272648
>>106267919
The war against rogue AI murder-bots will be won by people who watched Looney Tunes growing up.
Anonymous No.106272472
>>106271752
You don't think autonomous drones would be susceptible to the same issue? CV algos don't care if they're running in a humanoid robot or a quadcopter
Anonymous No.106272532 >>106272648
>>106272454
This probably isn't far off from the truth. I wouldn't be surprised that at least for some length of time autonomous drones being deployed in a war zone would probably be easily confused by mannequins dressed in tactical warmed with heating elements to around body temperature
Anonymous No.106272557 >>106276180
>>106269203
This little guy running like that one fat kid in your year at school who tried to use any excuse to get out of PE class.
Anonymous No.106272572
>>106272454
Das only fa Teslers
De udda ones ute lies lie dar
Anonymous No.106272635
>>106271458
Delusional Futurist types thought that.
The sort of fucktards that watched the news and did normie TV science for pea-brains.
We're doing things right now we thought were impossible just a decade ago.
Get a fucking clue and stop being a dumb child.

>>106271542
>you mean this AI with no understanding of human emotion that just regurgitates the most likely outcomes is shit at writing????
Try do the same with thinking mode on 100% of the time and you'll see a difference. Good luck paying for it.
Expensive != impossible.
GPT5s demo had much MUCH more resources given to its test subject-- sorry testers and the instant it was released it was in a horribly gimped form.
They're not going to give people full unlimited access to stupidly expensive models. They can say "our latest model is our cheapest yet!" all they want - they're still not making shit on any of these things, running entirely off of investment.

But to deny that these things will improve is patently wrong, and downright retarded.
They've only BEEN improving.
They hit a ceiling of COMPUTE, not model improvements.
That forced them to rethink how the models worked and it only took that Deepseek company in China to shake the entire industry with a total redo of how Transformers were processed and every company followed in their footsteps, leading to huge improvements in all of them.
Anonymous No.106272648
>>106272532
>>106272454
Didn't some guy essentially do this and get a lot of shit from Tesla fanboys when it drove right through it?
Anonymous No.106272771
>>106270527
>an adult male needs practice on how to over come the resistence of a 60 pound child

adult men can rape adult women untrained, what makes raping children require training? is this a real bill? this is retarded.

What this bill really does it make it so you cant buy cheap chinese robots because all robots can be equipped with an onahole and taught to speak like a child. no robot armies for the goyim.

>>106271458
we have flying cars, they are called helicopters.
>no real flyingcars

doesnt matter really. the reason 'we dont have them' is because the rich like to keep shit themselves so they can be better than you. if cars were invented TODAY, you wouldnt be allowed to drive them you filthy middle class/lower class scum. they'd cite safety reasons, climate change, blah blah blah.

meanwhile, the military DOES have jet packs and all the other future tech they memed in the 50s.
Anonymous No.106273021
>>106269203
They are not autonomous, you can see owner next to every robot. That guy in black must be drunk or is fucking tired if he cant even keep his robot straight.
Anonymous No.106273111 >>106273197
>>106268711
>The male sex drive can be an incredible force.
Indeed, it bathed the world in fire and destruction since time immemorial, as men killed each other over pussy.

Proof of that was that chaos notwithstanding, births still outpaced deaths.
That's not happening now.
The male sex drive is faltering.
You will not witness new creations.
Anonymous No.106273197 >>106273213 >>106273228 >>106273253
>>106273111
The male sex drive isn't faltering, men simply aren't interested in real women anymore.
There is significant interest in sexbots, they will happen.
Anonymous No.106273213 >>106273281
>>106273197
>men simply aren't interested in real women anymore
Not in the ones that are available anyways.
Anonymous No.106273228
>>106273197
No. Because the men that are still in positions of power have access to women.
Those women don't want sex bots - they don't even want companionship bots.
Ergo, you will see legislature drafted against ALL of it, because the men in power don't want to lose the women they're getting.
Don't pretend you don't see that all around you already, with bullshit articles bemoaning the existence of the robots we have already.
Anonymous No.106273253
>>106273197
Name that one cute female robot developed right now thanks to male sex drive. I will wait. Oh right there is nothing because everyone is afraid to be cancelled.
Anonymous No.106273281
>>106273213
lol they're all the same
even those who aren't availabe, they're not better, they just found some loser to drain
Anonymous No.106273328 >>106273357
Turdworlders still can't explain to me why I should buy a sexbot over a basic fleshlight, shit's like how nogs think ultra expensive shoes will finally make life better
Anonymous No.106273351
>>106269274
kek, mutt positively malding
Anonymous No.106273357
>>106273328
For the same reason people buy dolls instead of basic fleshlights.
Anonymous No.106273411
>>106268356
This makes the ai coomers seethe so hard lmao

Your waifu bot is NEVER happening, stay mad
Anonymous No.106273479
Robotics are still shit and will be shit for the next 100 years
Anonymous No.106273500
>>106268356
>reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
/r9k/ is actually real
Anonymous No.106274155
>>106268356
AIIIIYAAAA WHY DID U PAINT IT BLACK? ITS NOW POSSESED BY THE SPIRIT OF HIS ANCESTOL
Anonymous No.106274255
>>106268615
6 days and divine intellect, fags cant explain how DNA can evolve if you need 2 pairs(male and female) and just evolving one takes 6 gaztrillion years
Anonymous No.106274989
>>106269203
Robo Warwick Davis is so cute!!!!!
Anonymous No.106275047
>>106267746
>it's not general AI
Correct mr robotics PhD
Anyway China is winning in robotics, America in LLMs
I hope the arms race gets hotter and hotter and hotter
Anonymous No.106275063 >>106275435
>>106268356
oh my gah chinese robots are so dangerous fellow migapedes I saw it on some glowie video
Anonymous No.106275435 >>106276135
>>106275063
You try so hard, wumao, yet everyone still hates your bug people and your shitty propaganda.
Anonymous No.106275658 >>106276510
>>106271458
We do have flying cars, moron. The reason you don't see them everywhere is a combination of bureaucracy and people being too retarded to handle them.
Anonymous No.106276048 >>106276489
>>106267618 (OP)
Anyone else tired of these threads? It's always retards giving the same arguments back and forth for years now. You're all stupid, do something else with your time.
Anonymous No.106276134
>>106268799
And how does that make bionigger imitation any less of a cope? Someone in the world made supersonic jets, and no bionigger beings fly at supersonic speeds.
Anonymous No.106276135 >>106277051
>>106275435
Ironic, since that video is about americuck food but here you are pushing muttoid propaganda
Anonymous No.106276180
>>106272557
That's the Shortstack model.
Anonymous No.106276489
>>106276048
Then tell the chinks to stop spamming their garbage and stop being a fence-sitting slut. At least they get paid 50 cents per hour to be worthless wastes of board space.
Anonymous No.106276510
>>106275658
What are you, 12?
Anonymous No.106277051
>>106276135
>that video is about americuck food
Proofs?