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Anonymous No.106273119 >>106273149 >>106273189 >>106273362 >>106274479 >>106274508 >>106274825 >>106275291 >>106275379 >>106275387 >>106275442 >>106275590 >>106276410 >>106276539
OUT OF MY WAY, FLESHBAG
Anonymous No.106273147 >>106273421 >>106273794
Robots have not reached even 5% of the movement that even you, dear reader, can execute right now.
Anonymous No.106273149 >>106273272 >>106275209
>>106273119 (OP)
>it went all out of the way just to run the guy over
Based.
Anonymous No.106273189 >>106273776
>>106273119 (OP)
He is not even autonomous, it's guy with tablet next to him. That little one completely stopped when accident occurred i bet you know why.
Anonymous No.106273214 >>106273320
This is exactly why China is beating the shit out of us. We discourage people like me from doing stuff like this
Anonymous No.106273221 >>106273276 >>106273716 >>106274277
stupid fucking clanker.
Anonymous No.106273272
>>106273149
they've achieved the same level of intelligence as a woman, incredible
Anonymous No.106273276 >>106273716
>>106273221
Cool it with the robophobic remarks, chuddie.
Anonymous No.106273305
Time to leave them all behiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiind!!!!!!!!
Anonymous No.106273320
>>106273214
Could you explain the uses of robots that try, and badly, to run like in the video in OP?
Like, how much money am I going to make with that as a dirty communist?
Anonymous No.106273362
>>106273119 (OP)
These chink roberts are used purely for propaganda.
Anonymous No.106273421 >>106273429 >>106275267
>>106273147
>sedentary /g/ fatties
>movement
Anonymous No.106273429 >>106273448 >>106273668 >>106276064
>>106273421
I'm underweight
Anonymous No.106273448
>>106273429
ugh you're even more contemptible than the hamplanets
Anonymous No.106273668 >>106273701 >>106274929
>>106273429
why?
Anonymous No.106273701
>>106273668
I don't eat and do drugs
Anonymous No.106273716 >>106274277
>>106273221
>>106273276
forced meme is forced
Anonymous No.106273776
>>106273189
Yes they're clearly remote controlled and the black robot is obviously controlled by the guy in black and he seems very rude.
Anonymous No.106273794 >>106273895
>>106273147
that robot has reached around 10% of the movement that *I* as a fat fuck can execute
Anonymous No.106273895 >>106273975 >>106274207
>>106273794
Let's be realistic here.
Can you do 5% of the movements that a decent Acrobatic can?
Well, you can't.
Robots can't fasten like 99% of screws in a new building.
Actually, they probably even can't do the 1%.
That's where we currently are.
Anonymous No.106273975 >>106274207
>>106273895
And you can scream around and express your displeasure with not currently having a robot wsifu all you want.
We are nowhere near that and unless actual AGI goes HARD, this will take another couple decades.
Anonymous No.106274179
RULES OF NATURE
Anonymous No.106274207 >>106274297
>>106273895
>>106273975
So, my friends.
You have nothing to say about this?
Does it urk you that opinions outside of the very real relationship with your virtual girlfriend exist?
Hello?
Anonymous No.106274277
>>106273221
>>106273716
shut up wireback
Anonymous No.106274297 >>106274401 >>106274429 >>106274494
>>106274207
Pretty sure we have shills on this board that try to sell idea that this is some advanced tech when in reality we are dealing with remote controlled oversized toys.
Anonymous No.106274401
>>106274297
Obviously.
But most guys here seem to have a distinct idea of this.
But they will not reply to anything actually challenging that.
Not even simple stuff.
Anonymous No.106274429 >>106274667
>>106274297
Yeah, just toys.
Anonymous No.106274479 >>106274605
>>106273119 (OP)
>midgebot
>same size as a fullgrown chinamen
Anonymous No.106274494 >>106274559 >>106274584 >>106274667 >>106275280
>>106274297
>toys
Anonymous No.106274508 >>106274818
>>106273119 (OP)
I like the midget, it has a cute walk
Anonymous No.106274559 >>106274595
>>106274494
That's not even a toy.
99.9% will never use that.
How about you, anon?
Anonymous No.106274584
>>106274494
that's actually super cool
Anonymous No.106274595 >>106274692
>>106274559
why are you so full of hate? show me where god emperor xi touch you
Anonymous No.106274605
>>106274479
this frightened me a little
Anonymous No.106274667
>>106274429
>>106274494
I meant humanoid robots in this thread, not all robots in general.
Anonymous No.106274692
>>106274595
What hate?
Identify pls.
Anonymous No.106274704 >>106274967
Anyways.
AI still is low level news.
The only thing getting replaced by it does not even count.
Anonymous No.106274818
>>106274508
I like the black robot. It bullies Asians, just like real blacks.
Anonymous No.106274825
>>106273119 (OP)
outta my way, breather fukken shits
Anonymous No.106274929
>>106273668
Eating is a waste of time.
Anonymous No.106274967 >>106275218
>>106274704
I'm saying you don't count.
Anonymous No.106275209
>>106273149
It's trolley problem ethics subroutine was activated

>Do nothing, and crash into a small child (sized robot)
>Change direction and crash into an adult male
It was never programed to take the middle path where nobody gets hurt, as this option does not exist in the original trolley problem.
Anonymous No.106275218
>>106274967
Test.
Anonymous No.106275267
>>106273421
Are you gelatinous?
Anonymous No.106275280 >>106275409 >>106276252
>>106274494
Something that slim and tiny lifting a 2-ton vehicle is mind-blowing.
Anonymous No.106275291
>>106273119 (OP)
Staged af
Anonymous No.106275379
>>106273119 (OP)
blacks are black, doesn't matter if they're robots
Anonymous No.106275387
>>106273119 (OP)
he did that deliberately
Anonymous No.106275409
>>106275280
is a low profile jack or even a fucking wedge a miracle to you?
Anonymous No.106275442
>>106273119 (OP)
Since we're in the Matrix timeline, what version of the Matrix are (you) going to get stuck in?
Anonymous No.106275590
>>106273119 (OP)
wtf is his problem? try doing that shit to me see how it goes
Anonymous No.106276064
>>106273429
Same. It's funny because everyone always defaults to calling you fat online as an insult. If only they knew I WISHED I was a fat fuck, at least then I'd have something to work with.
Anonymous No.106276252
>>106275280
The polished floor the robot runs on costs 10x more than the car
Anonymous No.106276410
>>106273119 (OP)
This might be the first time in history that a man was run over by a running robot.
Anonymous No.106276539
>>106273119 (OP)
>black robot assailant
lmao