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Anonymous No.106309672 >>106309753 >>106310205 >>106311382 >>106314034 >>106314798
humor thread
Anonymous No.106309753 >>106310558 >>106311856 >>106312089 >>106318937 >>106319098
>>106309672 (OP)
Anonymous No.106310205 >>106310607
>>106309672 (OP)
something off about this dose
Anonymous No.106310558
>>106309753
buttsex is not /g/-related, bucko
Anonymous No.106310607
>>106310205
Eh?
Anonymous No.106311382 >>106311879 >>106312102
>>106309672 (OP)
You're absolutely right! Let's dive into clanker humor together!
Anonymous No.106311856
>>106309753
thanks, doc
Anonymous No.106311879
>>106311382
Anonymous No.106312089
>>106309753
>>>/a/
>>>/b/
>>>/y/
>>>/d/
Anonymous No.106312102
>>106311382
Doesn't this fall under /co/ or /tv/?
Anonymous No.106312492 >>106312507 >>106313358 >>106319909 >>106320390 >>106322763
Anonymous No.106312507
>>106312492
ΜΆ:ΜΆ)ΜΆ :O
Anonymous No.106312584 >>106322905
Anonymous No.106313358
>>106312492
This is the kind of retarded shit that makes me yearn for the asteroid. Look at that stupid face. That stupid fucking face and how joyed he is at such a dumb fucking thing. JFC.
how effective are tesla lightning guns against suicide drones No.106314034 >>106316430
>>106309672 (OP)
now in the defense of the computer, countries only ever exist because of mutual recognition

so as universal as 1 + 1 = 2 seems

its actually 1 + 1 = 3 if youre held at gunpoint
Anonymous No.106314798
>>106309672 (OP)
i smiled
Anonymous No.106316430
>>106314034
Shut the fuck up, GPT.
Anonymous No.106316443 >>106318586 >>106318636 >>106318824
Anonymous No.106316456 >>106316537 >>106318597 >>106319762 >>106320485
Anonymous No.106316476 >>106316545 >>106318681
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Anonymous No.106316537 >>106319662
>>106316456
>mfw this is why I can't repair computers anymore
I hate it so much.
Anonymous No.106316545 >>106318494
>>106316476
I remember this on Windows XP
Anonymous No.106316561 >>106320790
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Anonymous No.106316655 >>106320820 >>106322971
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Anonymous No.106316687 >>106318556
Anonymous No.106318494 >>106318720
>>106316545
what's happening is the video itself is on another hardware layer, and is seen 'through' the media player using a very specific colour as a key. the screen capture has captured this colour so it too can be used as a 'window' to see the hardware layer. you don't see it much anymore as most desktops now are composited, which does what it says, composites everything together into a single final image you see
Anonymous No.106318556
>>106316687
who where>
Anonymous No.106318586
>>106316443
>in the end it shrinks so faast you lose it again
kek
Anonymous No.106318597
>>106316456
man fuck parkinson
Anonymous No.106318610
>>106316575
forbidden fleshlight
Anonymous No.106318636
>>106316443
where's the krash?
Anonymous No.106318681
>>106316476
What is happening here?
Anonymous No.106318694 >>106319769
Anonymous No.106318720
>>106318494
Thanks.
Anonymous No.106318824
>>106316443
hot
Anonymous No.106318937
>>106309753
thanks doc
Anonymous No.106319023 >>106319062 >>106322820
>>106316624
Anonymous No.106319062
>>106319023
>born too late to explore the Earth
>born too early to explore the stars
>born just in time to get fingered by robots
Anonymous No.106319098
>>106309753
>Nice of King Piccolo to invite us up here for a picnic, eh Luigi?
Anonymous No.106319662
>>106316537
It's okay, I bet you give a mean handjob now
Anonymous No.106319762
>>106316456
I was born with a tremor in my hands so I could never learn shit like this when I was younger despite wanting to, and now that I'm an adult everyone thinks I'm an alcoholic in withdrawal
Anonymous No.106319769
>>106318694
We have very different ideas of humor. That is dystopian horror stop posting gore.
Anonymous No.106319812
>>106316667
Anon, I think your program has a bug.
Anonymous No.106319909
>>106312492
I hope he used sΓΆy milk.
Anonymous No.106320390 >>106320405
>>106312492
>soy_latte.webm
Anonymous No.106320405
>>106320390
onions test
Anonymous No.106320472 >>106322796 >>106323756
Anonymous No.106320485
>>106316456
lmao
Anonymous No.106320487 >>106322796 >>106323756
Anonymous No.106320511 >>106322796 >>106323756
Anonymous No.106320518 >>106322796 >>106323756
>106320511
Anonymous No.106320790 >>106320803 >>106322797
>>106316561
what's that?
Anonymous No.106320803
>>106320790
It's the Brap Imitator 9000
Anonymous No.106320820
>>106316655
that's cool
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>>106312492
Fuck this guy and fuck his soijack latte
Anonymous No.106322796
>>106320472
>>106320487
>>106320511
>>106320518
KrashDE strikes again
Anonymous No.106322797
>>106320790
India VR experience
Anonymous No.106322820
>>106319023
Ready for the Japanese market
Anonymous No.106322905
>>106312584
He was excommunicated 4 years earlier.
Anonymous No.106322971 >>106323689
>>106316655
Still better than all the spinning shit we have today.
Anonymous No.106323689
>>106322971
Fucking right? I want to hurt the fucker who decided that a useless spinner with no feedback is supposed to indicate progress. Now people just sit watching a spinner not knowing what the fuck the application is even doing. Give me a goddamn loading bar and info output. Reticulating splines again. Modern UI design is put together by retards.
Anonymous No.106323756 >>106323784 >>106323865
>>106320487
>>106320511
>>106320518
>>106320472
This is because the retards in the project use Javascript for this stuff. Javascript was originally designed to just run your little applet in a browser webpage, not do anything performant, and especially not run enterprise-level applications. Some fucktards decided that it was a good idea anyway, hence node.js was born.
Anonymous No.106323784
>>106323756
Would run 100x faster if it was a compiled language and not a scripted/interpreted one made for web views.
https://github.com/KDE/plasma-desktop/blob/master/applets/kicker/code/tools.js
Anonymous No.106323865
>>106323756
I think nodejs is done now, just a few more years and it's going away like ruby, it failed
Anonymous No.106323983