Thread 106317278

If you have ever wanted to slap Mark Zuckerberg in the face, here is your chance:

https://markzuckerbergisabitch.com/

works through Tor too

Kill yourself OP

>>106317308
>works through Tor too
you illiterate ignoramus

>>106317278 (OP)
I always wanted to kick him very hard in the balls, but I doubt extraterrestrial lizards like him have balls.

>>106317308
Back in the days we would write a counter by ourselves in a matter of minutes, now they need google analytics...

>>106317483
do you need google analytics, or an npm package perhaps, to tell you if a number is even or odd?

>>106317278 (OP)
>https://markzuckerbergisabitch.com/
that was fun for about 10 seconds, thnx

>>106317278 (OP)
This must go hard af for someone with a sub 100 IQ, fr fr, nigga.

>>106317278 (OP)
>shitty merch store
fuck off

>>106317308
just don't accept
>>106317850
just don't buy

where'd you find this OP, did you make it?

>>106317278 (OP)
Thanks for getting me on a list

>>106317902
i'm happy to be on the list of people who slapped this bitch

found this looking at my logz, moar coming, eventually

>>106318041
>lol look guiz I'm fighting back these evil oligarchs
lame

>>106317785
I did it just over 1000 times, they keep getting funnier.
>>106317893
Defcon

>>106318253
lol awesome, a homie took hella stickers there, thanks for sharing! I set up some easter eggs but not many people found them, including a defcon one

https://markzuckerbergisabitch.com/defcon

good use of the interwebs friend

>>106318342
fanks buddy

>>106318287
haha NICE
so that was you?

>>106318041
musk and vance are good THOUGH

>>106318515
lol I made the site, and have been advertising it via word of mouth and stickers only. A buddy I met at defcon years ago asked me if he wanted me to bring some there so I gave him a few hundred

I'm also rick rolling people and bots if they try certain things

but yeah peep the disallow routes here, my fave is the /zuck-cuck-dungeon altho it doesn't look good on mobile haha

https://markzuckerbergisabitch.com/robots.txt

>>106317827
>no fun allowed
eat shit you miserable boner
>>106318545
love it!
you rule

>>106317278 (OP)
Zuck the cuck drinks water like a duck, but he also drinks your data!
So tell him and google to shove your data up their Shwingshwangs by downloading the Brave™ browser.

Zucc's like one of the worst tech barons of all time, business-wise. He hit upon LifeLog and that was that. But all his moves since then are boneheaded.

Still I think I'd rather have a beer and grill some meats with Zucc than say Tim Cook or Satya Nadella or whoever you have. He seems like some dude who's probably partly an actor too just doing the best he can with his thing there. And he has maybe too much help, I don't know how much pull Zucc has over Facebook proper, they seem to be content to let him waste his time making Second Life 2.0 or whatever.

>>106318602
lol thanks! Remember to tell your friends to slap that bitch.

also, since I didn't get to do this at defcon this year, HAIL SATAN

>>106317850
you're just salty cause you walked in on your dad rockin one of my zuck thongs

https://mziab.printify.me/product/20493898/zuck-womens-or-mens-if-you-work-it-zhongs-aop

>>106318041
gib fouchi and that usAIDS witch, maybe billy g too

this is so fucking pathetic and resentful

>>106318641
Use Chrome derivative to make facebook seethe.
Just block it at the DNS level and use a better browser that doesn't belong to a corporation.