Thread 106325736

The Pixel 10 event starts at 10:00 AM PT. Is anyone interested in it?

its already live

Gimme more AI slop.

yes saar

>>106325736 (OP)
PT?
Poop time?

>>106325766
thnk u saar gud dryvin saar

Yes saar google play gift card saar

Why do they have the unfunny jimmy faggot as host, instead of an actual tech person?

>>106325822
This presentation script was written by an AI.

I didn't know Mike Pence worked for Google.

The prices are insane. Like iPhone 17 Pro / Pro max level prices. Who would buy this?

>no sticky
Sad

>Jimmy fagllon
Sadder

>>106325871
Don't worry, they also make phones for poor people like you.

>>106325871
>>106325877
Then you buy this piece of shit phone. Everyone knows you either go iPhone or Samsung.

jimmy absolutely does not give a shit

Link cause OP is a fag

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06b4UeDcQbE

>>106325904
yup

>>106325822
Mutahar was busy on the shitting street.

I actually like Jimmy Fallon

>>106325905
I missed that, sorry anon.

wow it looks incredible

>>106325871
its a shame that people can't check the catalogue but i was saying in the already existing thread that i am slated to get back $740 in the form of trade-in and store credit not to mention the free year of gemini that can I try.
>t.upgrading from the Pixel 6 Pro

IM ONLY HERE FOR GEMINI 3 BTW

This is too cringe I can't watch this

>>106325969
it's not launching today

>>106325987
i have to mute whenever jimmy starts speaking

>>106325969
>>106325987
maybe nano banana as part of google photots

>>106325969
It's not being shown here. They haven't benchmarked it yet on lmarena. They will announce the "nano-banana" image model, though.

>>106325994
>>106325916

I just got a "shitting spree" on "Unreal Excrement 2025," which is a parody variation of the game "Unreal Tournament" I've been working on based on indian cultural practices. It utilizes the concept of a pipe connected to the anus of the virtual player, with a switch to change firing mode.
How has your day been?

is this how you sell a phone to normies?
it's all really cringe, but i can kind of see the weird marketing-brain logic for this

jimmy is so excrutiatingly unfunny that i can't do this

This is worse than a teleshop commercial.

oh wow this is actually a live broadcast LOL that was awkward lol

>>106326099
I don't think night show hosts are supposed to be funny.

i dont really care about hardware (other than glasses), are they gonna announce any gemini related stuff here

Real nigga hours

>>106326122
magic cue is gemini related

Why is there so many blacks involved with garbage?

is the overall mic volume lower than usual for a presentation?

>>106326145
No, you're going deaf.

i like how they're promoting the privacy aspect of the AI tools and how they're localized to the device but i just know google has backdoors to it all, I just can't prove it

Jesus, it was really apparent that Kimmel did not want to be there

>>106325736 (OP)
They're going all out on the zogwood shills this year huh

It is crazy how millennial focused google's advertising still is


they could have released this shit in 2014

I haven't followed a tech announcement livestream in years. What the fuck is this shopping channel shit? Who are these people?

>>106325736 (OP)
They really are motivating the GrapheneOS fence sitters.

>shooting a music video with a pixel
wasn't there just a full length feature film that was made with iphones?

What the fuck
Is this LIVE?
this shit is crazy awkward

>>106326239
it's live, yes. the cringe is utterly unfiltered

>Chat is disabled for this live stream.
Lmao

Why is the a/v sync SO FUCKED?

>>106326120
What's with the laugh track?

Everyone I know who's had Pixels had problems with them

Iphone prices seem justified, but only at first glance. Do NOT buy.

>we should not be bringing back wired headphones
hhhhhhhhhMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmMMMmm

>>106326283
controlled opposition.
these faggots are so gay.

>>106326142
Melanin is inversely correlated with innovation and success.

>>106326275
Americans can't tell what is a joke and what's not if there's no laugh track.

You VILL buy the vulnerable Bluetooth earbuds

https://www.darkreading.com/vulnerabilities-threats/apple-airpods-bug-allows-eavesdropping
https://thehackernews.com/2024/06/apple-patches-airpods-bluetooth.html

I can't believe they're doing this live what utter madmen

well shit even OpenAI fucked up a prerecorded stream so might as well yolo it

>>106325940
Looks like a miniature. Too much upscaling?

>Peloton sloppa
HOLY CRINGE

you are now at the "mandatory faggot" phase of the corporate sanitized non-offensive livestream

the phone call translator is pretty cool but i can't ever recall a situation where someone who spoke zero english ever needed to call me

>>106326281
>Everyone I know who's had Pixels had problems with them
for what it's worth i've had the pixel XL, 3 xl, 5, 6 pro and the only one i didn't like was the 5 but i never had any actual issues with the devices.

>pixel watch
no thanks, already preordered my pebble

>>106325871
standard anchoring practice, sticker price is always crazy but they go on sale for much less not even a month later

>>106326340
my gf has had the 7 and 8 and says she's never buying that shit again

>>106326364
did she have an actual reason why or is she just being a woman

Funny they used Spanish to demonstrate the translation function. Would've been neat if they did something actually challenging like Chinese, Korean, or Russian.

Fat Tim Cook?

>>106326376
True but I think they were just going for the most probable use case

>>106326281
the only issue I've had with them is notifications
i dont receive them all until i unlock the phone
i wish they just appeared as soon as they were triggered

So is there anything significant over the Pixel 9?

>>106326376
i found it odd that announced that pixel 10 is coming to mexico
would it be launching in many countries?

>>106326416
no

>>106326375
she's not receiving notifications sometimes

>>106326389
Even Hindi is spoken more than Spanish and it's more complex so that would've worked better too.

none of these 'shot on' things ever look good
when will they stop trying

>>106326437
>>106326397
this, whats wrong with their notifications system?

>>106326442
iphone commercials are shot on iphone

>>106325822
The old Microsoft strategy of using comedians for presentations.

>>106326416
They chose to talk about the camera instead of specs so the Tensor 5 is probably not the leap it was hyped to be. Techtuber benchmarks will tell.

>>106326455
yeah, that's mostly what i'm talking about
they all look like shit

>>106326449
i don't know but it's 100% inexcusable for a phone in this price range

>>106326456
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ypXfodOu-s

The shutter speed in that music video is too low which introduces too much motion blur at the slightest movement.

>>106326115
Damn I wasn't the only one who felt like this

>>106326681
Order now and we'll include TWO, that's right, TWO phones for the PRICE OF ONE!

>no new gemini
>no new image model
>no specs
Wow what a shitshow

>>106326766
>no new gemini
>no new image model

They usually talk about AI and software at Google I/O. 'Made By Google' is their hardware show IIRC.

>>106326456
>>106326476
I fucking love these old Microsoft showcases

Anyone going to buy any of the Pixel 10 phones?

>>106326456
>WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH ALL THESE INDIANS?

>>106325736 (OP)
COMPACT OR FUCK OFF

>>106325736 (OP)
Hurry up and release NewThing™ for $1000 so I can buy OldThing™ for $350 that is only 15% worse than NewThing™.

>pixel 10 pro
>6.3 inch screen
>weighs over 200g

just bought a pixel 10
anyone else have a problem with it dieing and not turning on? i know this feature is from all the othe pixels but come on i just bought it

>>106327877
no headphone jack, no buy

>>106329263
it's not out for another week so I don't think anyone has had this issue

>>106326219
>They really are motivating the GrapheneOS fence sitters.
is it even gonna work on this phone heard there were some issues with devving? ive got pixel 8 so not really in a rush but there's a deal for pixel 10 for about $525 usd so if it's working fine i might buy it