Thread 106333655

>Phone battery runs out
>Strange, I could swear it was at least 30% a few minutes ago
>Oh well, guess these shit batteries degrade really fast these days
>Plug in the charger
>Charger doesn't start immediately, but takes at least 30 seconds before it starts charging
>When it reaches 57%, there's a message on the phone screen
>The battery is disconnected and appears to be sending and receiving radio waves. Remove the battery and send in the phone for repair

Wtf is this?? Should I be concerned /g/ros? I can't remove the battery because the cover is non-removable and I'm fucking sweating bullets here unsure if I should be near the phone at all.

>>106333655 (OP)
>The battery is disconnected and appears to be sending and receiving radio waves. Remove the battery and send in the phone for repair
What the fuck are you trying to say, OP?

>>106333655 (OP)
>I always check my battery for radio waves emissions when charging
?

its over
they already have your info
they do the fake battery running out so you dont erase or turn off your phone's connection
better to just flee and go innawoods now anon

>>106333655 (OP)
put fart noises in the speakers and orient the camera in your toilet bowl after you took a shit

>>106333655 (OP)
>>The battery is disconnected and appears to be sending and receiving radio waves.
The fuck?

>>106333655 (OP)
CIA is coming for you. Your end is near.