Thread 106337038

Where are my air trains and pods flyers?
Where are my 3D-printed homemade hot dogs and houses?
Where are my robot servants?
Where are my personal rockets into space?
Where are my cryochambers?

Nah I'm tired of these bozo techbros. They have until 2033 to make it all happen or they're going to all be defunded and fighting artists over burger flipping

No more "muh heckin next decade".

No more "there's prototypes" talk for 20 years.

No more half measures "well you have those corny automated vaccine cleaner that gets stuck under couches for weeks.

No more "concept art" for pods or "automated robot" concepts done by people in Halloween costumers.

No more "we promise this is it. This is the new era in two weeks" and everyone's still driving to work everyday.

Either I get to show my niece the earth from the moon or everyone's getting cut from the top down. I don't want to see models of "public interest" shows/YouTube videos. Either you're releasing it or don't bother talking about it.

So 12:01am, January 1st, 2033 is the deadline.

>>106337038 (OP)
AI will help us to find new scientific discoveries faster than ever. Trust the plan. AGI is just around the corner.

>>106337038 (OP)
you’re whiny little bitch. make those yourself and stop begging techbros to invent everything you want for you

>>106337038 (OP)
You're poor goy. And you're... well... a goy.
You won't have any of those good thing god promised.

You'll get the pods and the bugs.

>>106337074
>make those yourself
That would be illegal actually.

>>106337085
it’s definitely not illegal to make a hotdog printer

Oh, and I don’t want to hear any excuses either.

No blaming billionaires or lazy college interns. Not climate change, not the economy, not demand.

Oh, and I want NONE of that “I-Its here. You just have to be a biotech nurse with a doctorate and 10 certifications to ever get your 3D-printed hot dog,” or “We have it. That will be 100 billion, please.” That will result in even further punishments.

We want tangibles—life-changing things for the average person.

> B-But there’s not enough time!!!
You’ve had since, like, the ’60s to do something. That was almost 70 years ago. You’ve been boasting since 2000 about how everything would change.


> But it won’t actually look like that.
That’s fine. Make whatever you want, but it needs to actually feel like future stuff. Not just AI porn or “automated” vaccine cleaners that get stuck under couches.


High-tech, tangible, and commercial. And don’t try to cheat us, because we will know.

So, make it happen.

-/vp/

>>106337074
>Stop making us do the job we promised
Enjoy working at McDonald's