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>>106356723 (OP)
I wonder if it's possible to come up with a more useless metric.

>>106356723 (OP)
My math teacher always disliked graphs and this is why and told people to always be skeptical as these keep getting manipulated in on the surface unexpected ways.

>>106356723 (OP)
no way he's that stupid

my graph > your graph

>>106356764
Soon enough he'll be bragging about Grok having 200,000 lines of code more than GPT-5 or something equally stupid

>>106356848
>no way he's that stupid
He isn't, the people who use grok are the ones falling for it.

>>106356723 (OP)
So his model is so shit he has to update it every day?

>>106356848
Not stupid per se, but he lacks the introspection to realize how much he doesn't know
He has surface level information about many things and thinks that makes him an expert in everything

>>106356723 (OP)
It's just stonks, not performance.

>>106356723 (OP)
Fixed the graph

Boy I sure love when my Windows update. Hope my grok chat box updates just as much and is valued on how much it updates.
Tech people and their god damn updates.

>>106356723 (OP)
So basically, Grok can't update text server side and its lunatic boss refuses to have "mendatory" displayed for more than an hour

>>106356764
app upgrades per day/app upgrades per hour

>>106356878
how come he's richest man in the world tho

it's pretty amazing how he can enter any field and immediately become the most annoying person in it

>>106356723 (OP)
>Grok is almost 5 times less stable than the others
This guy is an idiot, I can't believe I still thought he was a pretty good tech CEO like 4-ish years ago

>>106357673
Anyone above 110 IQ from there on its essentially a gamble who your parents are. Do you think some random African ruler in the jungles is smarter than Albert Einstein?

>>106356764
GDP?

We have reached peak retardation.
>LoC metric
>updates metric
>jeet metrics

>>106356723 (OP)
most retarded metric ever lmao

>>106356764
Session calculated it's MAU by taking the downloads from the different stores and then multiplying it with 0.5 or some other magic number

>>106356841
book recommendation from THE bill gates

>>106356855
This graph doesn't mean anything. This isn't the gotcha you were praying for, try again.

>>106358121
he had this on his desk in photo op during covid

>>106358139
Why does /g/ have such a high number of retards who have no joke detector chip?

>>106356723 (OP)
perfect for gorgeous looks, can push asap

>>106358297
Jokes are usually humorous in nature. Yours was an observation that made no sense.

>>106356764
Number of letters in the name (lesser is faster)

Grok outperforms all other search engines with 4 characters

>>106356723 (OP)
he's trolling, right?
... right?

retarded poop AI graph

someone should compile all these gay graphs and every altman quote for a montage when the bubble pops

here's one retarded altmanism
>We are past the event horizon; the takeoff has started. Humanity is close to building digital superintelligence, and at least so far it’s much less weird than it seems like it should be.

>>106356723 (OP)
whenever I see shit like this I assume it's a 4d chess move but you can never really be too sure that these fuckers really think about anything, I might just be giving them too much credit

>>106358332
I'm not him. I'm just not an autistic retard.

LLM is not AI.

musk is spiritually indian

What a sad man
I hope he overdoses on his fucking ketamine

>>106356723 (OP)
This is unironically why firefox changed their versioning scheme to match chromes versioning scheme.
>OMG Google Chrome is version 80 while firefox is 2.3.4 how LAME BRO LMAO

>>106361089
Normies are animals, (surprisingly they haven't banned numbers, yet) , picrel
And he's a normie spiritually.

>>106356848
>no way he's that stupid