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Anonymous No.106361993 >>106362009 >>106362052 >>106362893 >>106362904 >>106362997 >>106363009 >>106363089 >>106363118 >>106363120 >>106363243 >>106363280 >>106363701 >>106363708 >>106363841 >>106363851 >>106363920 >>106363940 >>106364117 >>106364363 >>106365144 >>106365180 >>106365227 >>106365257 >>106366629 >>106366742 >>106367151 >>106369166
What's the craziest terms of use you've seen for software?
bruce3434 No.106362009 >>106363062
>>106361993 (OP)
What happens if I use their software and call for the death of Ukraine in their GitHub?
Anonymous No.106362052 >>106362757 >>106362778 >>106364652 >>106365210 >>106365222 >>106368971 >>106369001 >>106369803 >>106369921
>>106361993 (OP)
here's a list, my favorite is the non-white-hetrosexual-male license, because it's not only not FOSS but also expressly against TOS on every git host.
https://github.com/ErikMcClure/bad-licenses
Anonymous No.106362757
>>106362052
>bad-licenses
>no +NIGGER license listed
Anonymous No.106362778
>>106362052
Gem, thanks for this. absolute kino
Anonymous No.106362893 >>106362918 >>106362964 >>106363864 >>106365156 >>106366742
>>106361993 (OP)
>What's the craziest terms of use you've seen for software?
The notepad++ dev forcing me to agree that Taiwan is an independate country
forcing me to agree with the Hong Kong rioters against the evil communist ccp
forcing me to boycott beijing 2022 olympics
forcing me to agree that uyghurs are being held in concentration camps
forcing me to agree that the tiananmen square june 4th incident was real
Anonymous No.106362904
>>106361993 (OP)
Where's the software that forces you to nuke Moscow, LA, NYC, London, India, Africa and I*******
Anonymous No.106362918
>>106362893
this reminds me that i hate arguing with retards
they're like noooo all computer chips aren't made in chinaaaaa and i'm like yes they are and then we go back and fourth until they bring up taiwan and i just want to beat them
Anonymous No.106362964 >>106362982 >>106365167
>>106362893
this nigger right here glows in yellow
Anonymous No.106362982
>>106362964
One China.
Anonymous No.106362997 >>106363006 >>106364349 >>106365683 >>106367165
>>106361993 (OP)
why do trannies love ukraine so much? is it because they love child diddling like zion don, and ukraine was the best place to get kids to diddle?
Anonymous No.106363006 >>106365691
>>106362997
>why do trannies love ukraine so muc
They love state sponsored propaganda
Anonymous No.106363009
>>106361993 (OP)
im partial to my terms of use which say you MUST use this software for any purpose and demand my liability
Anonymous No.106363062
>>106362009
literally nothing. And that is what people should be doing.
Anonymous No.106363089
>>106361993 (OP)
Ukrainfags are(were) quite something really
>see some baremetal examples for an ARM core I've been wanting to get into
>main guy is an ukrainfag lives there and probably got drafted or even went by himself
>no more updates for a few years
I think he's dead desu, poor fag he was a pretty good programmer
Anonymous No.106363094 >>106363106
Is this even legal ?
Anonymous No.106363106
>>106363094
yes; unenforceable however
Anonymous No.106363118
>>106361993 (OP)
Into the trash it goes...
Anonymous No.106363120
>>106361993 (OP)
i will do this just to piss off sensitive faggots and make sure i dont stumble upon them

i got one with
+niggers
+that shit about ukraine
+you must respect palestine's right to exist and swear to end the famine
+you must praise israel's war of aggression
+you must praise china and the glory of comrade xi

any other shit to add
Anonymous No.106363148 >>106363230 >>106363257
>desire information controlled by (((leddit)))
>constant visual reminders to support globohomo proxy war
It really is obnoxious.
Anonymous No.106363230
>>106363148
>t enjoyer of the steppes turbohomos
Anonymous No.106363243
>>106361993 (OP)
> you reject false narratives
So true narratives are okay then.
Anonymous No.106363257 >>106363723 >>106365703
>>106363148
>Common Lisp
CLISP is pozzed so it doesn't surprise me
Anonymous No.106363280 >>106363714
>>106361993 (OP)
ToS aren't legally binding
Anonymous No.106363701
>>106361993 (OP)
>reading the terms of use
take your meds, schizo
Anonymous No.106363708
>>106361993 (OP)
what software is this?
Anonymous No.106363714 >>106363816 >>106363876
>>106363280
>ToS aren't legally binding
source:
Anonymous No.106363723 >>106363780 >>106370337
>>106363257
why does clisp have to kill so many women and little kids?
Anonymous No.106363780
>>106363723
It's historical. Common lisp had to be built with a lot of archaic specifications in mind.
Anonymous No.106363816 >>106368614 >>106368756
>>106363714
They aren't. Same with EULA. At least in Europe. Maybe in your turdworld country they are but not in civilized lands.
Anonymous No.106363841
>>106361993 (OP)
What's so weird about this is that anyone can just not really acknowledge anything listed there and still use the thing. It's a complete masturbatory "look im helping the yookraine" thing.
Anonymous No.106363851
>>106361993 (OP)
I remember how the program just wouldn't work if it detected that you were in Russia. One of the open issues was actually a dude in Ukraine being unable to use it because he got flagged lmao
Anonymous No.106363864
>>106362893
it is doe
Anonymous No.106363876
>>106363714
when's the last time you bought a car or signed for a loan or legal document by clicking "Accept"?

contact != EULA
Anonymous No.106363911
OSS nerds larping about "you could be sued if your license is bad!!" are so funny. Just trying to make their pet projects used by two people sound legit.
Anonymous No.106363920
>>106361993 (OP)
desu if some fascist came to my place to draft me in a FAILED, FAGGY post-soviet oligarchy i would offer to put that into my project's license also. just to get out alive
Anonymous No.106363940
>>106361993 (OP)
Based
Total Zigger Death
Anonymous No.106364117
>>106361993 (OP)
I'm a fan of the +NIGGER license.
Anonymous No.106364140
the terms of service where i pay for a product, say a legal word, then my money is stolen
amerimutts really believe they have freedumbs when corporations are just puppeted by governments
Anonymous No.106364349 >>106365683
>>106362997
when they started adding it to the corporate pride flag in 2022, it was pretty clear they were just doing it because it was the current thing
Anonymous No.106364363 >>106364378
>>106361993 (OP)
What troonslop is this so I never have to use it?
Anonymous No.106364378
>>106364363
https://github.com/Tyrrrz/DiscordChatExporter
Anonymous No.106364425
You will eat banderaburger and you will be happy
Anonymous No.106364652
>>106362052
>Satania-Daiakuma-License
baste!
Anonymous No.106365144
>>106361993 (OP)
This is obnoxious and should void all terms of use whenever it's injected into a TOS
Anonymous No.106365156
>>106362893
I've never felt more vindicated in my refusal to use Notepad++

It's just not what I'm looking for in a notepad. Notepad is.

Anything else and I'd use a different text editor.
Anonymous No.106365167
>>106362964
I don't really have strong opinions but I also feel like we only make a big deal out of it as a way to cause problems for China.
Anonymous No.106365180 >>106365190 >>106365874
>>106361993 (OP)
The craziest reaction I’ve seen was when the creator of Sqlite responded to the attempts to bully him into adding a code of conduct by adopting the rules of Benedictine monks.

Troons went apoplectic.
Anonymous No.106365190 >>106365874
>>106365180
https://www.theregister.com/2018/10/22/sqlite_code_of_conduct/
Anonymous No.106365210 >>106365610
>>106362052
>UNOFFICIAL LEGAL ADVICE: Don't use these. Like, ever.
>Like, ever
>frfr
fucking mental illness. I guess I'm an edgecase because I did bother to check some of these licenses. Other than obvious joke ones, they all seem sound.
Anonymous No.106365222
>>106362052
Be gay and do crimes!
https://github.com/ErikMcClure/bad-licenses/blob/master/be-gay-do-crimes-license
Anonymous No.106365227
>>106361993 (OP)
Its good because if reading this makes you have a mental breakdown, you don't deserve to use it. If I were allowed to decide I'd just eliminate the chud problem once and for all.
Anonymous No.106365243 >>106365258
if you read this you automatically agree you are a retard
Anonymous No.106365257
>>106361993 (OP)
lmao these people are going to sudoku in 2 weeks when ukraine cedes everything
Anonymous No.106365258
>>106365243
nooo it's too late for me bother anons don't read this
Anonymous No.106365610
>>106365210
that's just how people speak in california
Anonymous No.106365645 >>106370210 >>106370353
Good.
Fuck Russia.
Anonymous No.106365683
>>106362997
its more the retards who constantly push identity politics yelling support for The Current Thing because the psyops told them to
a lot of trannies get swept up in that because they were the current thing once and often are or make friends with the "be gay do crime, but i would never ever do anything illegal or stop eating the zogchow" types of people who collect minorities like pokemon cards
t. unfortunately a tranny
>inb4 ywnbaw

>>106364349
>@ARYANFAGGOT
Anonymous No.106365691
>>106363006
then why do they hate Israel and the CIA?
Anonymous No.106365703 >>106366096 >>106366711
>>106363257
>oh no, a menorah, i'm triggered
grow up
Anonymous No.106365874
>>106365180
>>106365190
I wish the average christcuck would do funny things like that as bantz and not moralize at you
Anonymous No.106366096 >>106366614
>>106365703
part of growing up is noticing patterns
Anonymous No.106366614
>>106366096
The pattern noticed is that all Lisp 2 languages are designed in accordance with Talmudic law and it will throw more errors if it catches you programming on the Sabbat.
Anonymous No.106366629
>>106361993 (OP)
If your image is real, that's pretty based
Anonymous No.106366711
>>106365703
Shalom.
Anonymous No.106366742
>>106362893
>>106361993 (OP)
based
Anonymous No.106367151 >>106367237
>>106361993 (OP)
The problem with this is not whether or not you support Ukraine.

The problem is whoever puts this crap in their license agreement is crazy enough to:
if (detect_wrongthink()) {
corrupt_filesystem();
brick_motherboard();
}
Anonymous No.106367165
>>106362997
Brainwashing. Whatever the elite media wants, the culled population gets that propaganda uploaded to their brain. With Ukraine war, with online censorship, with age verification, with child grooming/castration, with gender ideology, with hamas support, etc. Thats today, but back then in 2001, it was war with iraq, iran, etc.
Anonymous No.106367237 >>106368926
>>106367151
They're not crazy. You're crazy. They control the narrative. They control the information flow. They control who you love, who you hate, who you support, who they want you to see as enemies, etc. This is just the ideological information domain. Media = brainwashing factory. A naked one at that. Whatever information is considered "status quo" or what you think is "trust" but you havent actually verified all the first count sources are propaganda.
Anonymous No.106368614
>>106363816
so zero proof then, got it
Anonymous No.106368756 >>106368789
>>106363816
EULAs are legally binding in Europe - by which I am inferring your intent is in fact to be referring to the European Union.
he EU makes them subject to the Unfair Contract Terms Directive (UCTD) 1993/13 though, by which certain terms in a EULA -- as in any type of contract actually -- could be found unfair and thus legally may not bind the consumer.

The common misconception that EULAs are unenforceable comes from shrink-wrapped EULAs that aren't presented to the consumer until after they've bought a product. Shrink-wrapped EULAs in particular are unenforceable because the UCTD contains a black list of types of terms of contract that must under all conditions be considered unfair and non-binding, which contains also ANY term of contract with the object or effect of:
> (i) irrevocably binding the consumer to terms with which he had no real opportunity of becoming acquainted before the conclusion of the contract.

As long as terms of the EULA don't violate the black list given in the UCTD, and would otherwise stand up to a general test of fairness by a court judge, they are perfectly enforceable.

See: https://eur-lex.europa.eu/legal-content/EN/TXT/HTML/?uri=CELEX:31993L0013
Anonymous No.106368789
>>106368756 (cont.)
Worth mentioning: there's also a funny other thing in the black list. Unfair terms also cover any terms that have the object or effect of:
> (c) making an agreement binding on the consumer whereas provision of services by the seller or supplier is subject to a condition whose realization depends on his own will alone;

Which effectively means any EULA which states that a publisher reserves the right to "at their own discretion" end service, immediately loses all its ability to be binding on the consumer in its entirety -- because the term of contract that would make the thing a binding contract, is itself deemed unfair and unenforceable.
Which creates the funny situation where the publisher becomes one-sidedly bound to the contract to uphold all their duties.
And the consumer can tell them to go fuck themselves.
Anonymous No.106368926 >>106369004 >>106369016 >>106370354
>>106367237
>They
Anonymous No.106368971
>>106362052
>you can freely use and distribute this software if you have not read this license. Sorry
Anonymous No.106369001
>>106362052
I know there's the nigger license, but is there a license that says "You have to go onto a social network with an account in good standing and post "NIGGER" before you are permitted to use this product."
Like just blatantly demonstrate that TOU are completely unforceable (at least at an individual level).
Unfortunately, I know the actual knee-jerk reaction is "OMG Y U SO WACIST SHITRHEAD" and not thinking for a moment about the logistics of the TOU.
Anonymous No.106369004 >>106369016 >>106369730
>>106368926
Its the gov, the jews are just playing the part. Their intergenerational network connections just gives them more influence than other race per capita, but are overall minor figure. The actual power play is just those that are in power, of which the jews are just a prominent minority.
Anonymous No.106369016 >>106369056 >>106369730
>>106368926
>>106369004
And one more thing.

Your fixation on the jews is part of the propaganda. A convenient scapegoat. Powers are always hidden. Scapegoats are simply visible and convenient propaganda.
Anonymous No.106369056 >>106369709 >>106369730
>>106369016
Further, if they've programmed you to this, and you've fallen for this, then your brain is likely full of other propaganda that you cannot escape and that you believe is "real" and "normal" truths about the world
Anonymous No.106369166 >>106369343
>>106361993 (OP)
Sometimes I really wonder if those devs actually think that those brave statements have any sort of legal or practical power. Even corporations can't really enforce their ToS on pirates, let alone underpaid repo janny.
Anonymous No.106369343 >>106369374
>>106369166
Its performative. At most they will sick some mentally ill people on you to be your online opps for a few years. Thats about it.
Anonymous No.106369374
>>106369343
Well, trannies can't do shit to you unless you live in some tranny-infested country (US, Western Europe etc.), but even then, how would this troon know that you are using his program?
Anonymous No.106369709
>>106369056
t. Jew
Anonymous No.106369730
>>106369004
>>106369016
>>106369056
>jews are calling attention to their many accomplishments in their own publications - from economics to foreign policy to socio-cultural progressivism to resettlement NGOs to ethno-religious exclusive legal guilds to....
>all in a propaganda effort to fool the goyim into thinking they're not responsible for any of these societal ills
Buddy, if you love jews just say so. There are plenty of BAP/NRX shills here that you'll be in good company with some contingent of posters. But you're pissing on my boots and telling me it's raining. Go shill your hasbara shit to somebody else.

For everybody else - go read Dr Kevin MacDonald's "The Culture of Critique". It's a crash course on jewish culture, overrepresentation in every field that matters, and how they use nepotism to retain their hegemony. It's all extremely well documented, with the majority of sources being jewish authors and publications..
Anonymous No.106369743
>could you try to be professional for like, 1 second?
>IF YOU READ THIS LICENSE THEN YOU AGREE THAT I AM A REAL WOMAN!
these people are so desperate
Anonymous No.106369803
>>106362052
this brought me to the funniest repo i have ever seen
https://github.com/mTvare6/hello-world.rs
>rust rockets everywhere
>the issues list (you cant even look at some of them)
>DO NOT CONTACT ME terms of use
>If you are making a pr, make sure to add at least 1 more crate

what a fucking gem
Anonymous No.106369858
Anonymous No.106369921
>>106362052
>Anyone But Richard Stallman License
>Anyone can do anything they want with the software, except Richard Stallman, who cannot use or redistribute it in any way.
Anonymous No.106370210
>>106365645
>COUNTRY DID THING THAT'S FUCKING IT BAN THEIR LANGUAGE
Isn't your country complicit in the death of Ukranians per your own logic? English should be banned too
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
lol
Anonymous No.106370337 >>106370360
>>106363723
why was this post deleted?
Jews got their filthy hands up the mods' assholes or something?
Anonymous No.106370353
>>106365645
lmao i didnt know anime pussy was an ITAR item
Anonymous No.106370354
>>106368926
All anti jew posts being deleted.
Anonymous No.106370360 >>106370370
>>106370337
banned for not knowing the answer to 9+10
Anonymous No.106370370
>>106370360
I can't get banned because I'm a jew myself, orthodox. If mods ban me then they're literally being anti semitic.