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Anonymous No.106363766 >>106363772 >>106364055 >>106364084 >>106364100 >>106365871 >>106365898 >>106366461 >>106366470 >>106366584 >>106366706 >>106366881 >>106366889 >>106366921
best technology to clean the anus?
Anonymous No.106363772
>>106363766 (OP)
baby wipes
Anonymous No.106363798
my fingers :<
Anonymous No.106363803
flushable wipes or the bidet thingies, /b/ro
Anonymous No.106363808
US constitution
Anonymous No.106363828
dipshit wipes
Anonymous No.106364038 >>106365883
The "MDS" model specifically.
Anonymous No.106364055
>>106363766 (OP)
Your tongue ;D
Anonymous No.106364084
>>106363766 (OP)
There is no realistic competition for a dedicated bidet
t. inhabitant from a place where bidets are the norm
Anonymous No.106364090
Bidet. Baby wipes clog the pipes and destroy septic tanks
Anonymous No.106364100 >>106364123 >>106366573
>>106363766 (OP)
Do bidets with air drying actually work? or is just a gimmick and you have to dry with toilet paper anyway? I don't mind waiting a bit as long as it works. maybe 4 min
Anonymous No.106364123 >>106364139
>>106364100
Takes like 2 squares to dry your ass and gooch whats the big deal
Anonymous No.106364139 >>106366729
>>106364123
i dont have a bidet and i was thinking on getting one, but if i have to use my hands anyway may as well use baby wipes and dry with regular toilet paper.
Anonymous No.106364325
Why clean anus? Me eat me poo poo
Anonymous No.106364340
Me also edt me poo poo

ME NO WANNA EAT ME POO POO BUT ME MUST EAT ME POO POO

WHY DO ME HAVE TO EAT ME POO POO?!?!
Anonymous No.106365871
>>106363766 (OP)
dung beatle gf
Anonymous No.106365883
>>106364038
how did you determine this
Anonymous No.106365898 >>106365985 >>106366580
>>106363766 (OP)
I can't believe this is not fpbp
Anonymous No.106365985
>>106365898
That just adds more shit to your ass
Anonymous No.106366134
An American flag.
Anonymous No.106366461
>>106363766 (OP)
Xylospongium. All natural. Roman tested.
Don't let the globalist ad-men lead you otherwise.
Liberate yourself from the endless consumerist slave cycle the multinational corporations wish to trap you into. Georgia-Pacific, Kimberly-Clark, Procter & Gamble. Would you trust your corn chute with the manufacturer of roach spray?
Anonymous No.106366470
>>106363766 (OP)
boywife that rims your dirty anus
Anonymous No.106366573
>>106364100
If you let it dry you long enough then you can skip paper entirely. Usually it just dries it from sopping wet (4+ squares of toilet paper) to just a few wet spots (dab here and there with two squares). Washing my asshole with warm water is enough for me to justify the purchase.
Anonymous No.106366580
>>106365898
>millenial goatse flag
Anonymous No.106366584
>>106363766 (OP)
eat more fiber, drink more water and do some intense cardio
Anonymous No.106366587
usecase for cleaning anus?
Anonymous No.106366706 >>106366905
>>106363766 (OP)
literally these bidet sprays.
You find them all over mudslime and arab countries but they're spreading across europe.
Anonymous No.106366729
>>106364139
Then there's no point.
The amount of money you save with a bidet compared to toilet paper is amazing
Anonymous No.106366881
>>106363766 (OP)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Washlet
Anonymous No.106366889 >>106366908
>>106363766 (OP)
my shits are always so soft and sticky that a bidet propably wouldn't do much
Anonymous No.106366905
>>106366706
Thai bum gun is the best. Never had a cleaner arse
Anonymous No.106366908
>>106366889
it does clear all your ass, any type of poo

>t.jeet
Anonymous No.106366921
>>106363766 (OP)
>best technology to clean the anus?
Another man!