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Anonymous No.106363766 [Report] >>106363772 >>106364055 >>106364084 >>106364100 >>106365871 >>106365898 >>106366461 >>106366470 >>106366584 >>106366706 >>106366881 >>106366889 >>106366921
best technology to clean the anus?
Anonymous No.106363772 [Report]
>>106363766 (OP)
baby wipes
Anonymous No.106363798 [Report]
my fingers :<
Anonymous No.106363803 [Report]
flushable wipes or the bidet thingies, /b/ro
Anonymous No.106363808 [Report]
US constitution
Anonymous No.106363828 [Report]
dipshit wipes
Anonymous No.106364038 [Report] >>106365883
The "MDS" model specifically.
Anonymous No.106364055 [Report]
>>106363766 (OP)
Your tongue ;D
Anonymous No.106364084 [Report]
>>106363766 (OP)
There is no realistic competition for a dedicated bidet
t. inhabitant from a place where bidets are the norm
Anonymous No.106364090 [Report]
Bidet. Baby wipes clog the pipes and destroy septic tanks
Anonymous No.106364100 [Report] >>106364123 >>106366573
>>106363766 (OP)
Do bidets with air drying actually work? or is just a gimmick and you have to dry with toilet paper anyway? I don't mind waiting a bit as long as it works. maybe 4 min
Anonymous No.106364123 [Report] >>106364139
>>106364100
Takes like 2 squares to dry your ass and gooch whats the big deal
Anonymous No.106364139 [Report] >>106366729
>>106364123
i dont have a bidet and i was thinking on getting one, but if i have to use my hands anyway may as well use baby wipes and dry with regular toilet paper.
Anonymous No.106364325 [Report]
Why clean anus? Me eat me poo poo
Anonymous No.106364340 [Report]
Me also edt me poo poo

ME NO WANNA EAT ME POO POO BUT ME MUST EAT ME POO POO

WHY DO ME HAVE TO EAT ME POO POO?!?!
Anonymous No.106365871 [Report]
>>106363766 (OP)
dung beatle gf
Anonymous No.106365883 [Report]
>>106364038
how did you determine this
Anonymous No.106365898 [Report] >>106365985 >>106366580
>>106363766 (OP)
I can't believe this is not fpbp
Anonymous No.106365985 [Report]
>>106365898
That just adds more shit to your ass
Anonymous No.106366134 [Report]
An American flag.
Anonymous No.106366461 [Report]
>>106363766 (OP)
Xylospongium. All natural. Roman tested.
Don't let the globalist ad-men lead you otherwise.
Liberate yourself from the endless consumerist slave cycle the multinational corporations wish to trap you into. Georgia-Pacific, Kimberly-Clark, Procter & Gamble. Would you trust your corn chute with the manufacturer of roach spray?
Anonymous No.106366470 [Report]
>>106363766 (OP)
boywife that rims your dirty anus
Anonymous No.106366573 [Report]
>>106364100
If you let it dry you long enough then you can skip paper entirely. Usually it just dries it from sopping wet (4+ squares of toilet paper) to just a few wet spots (dab here and there with two squares). Washing my asshole with warm water is enough for me to justify the purchase.
Anonymous No.106366580 [Report]
>>106365898
>millenial goatse flag
Anonymous No.106366584 [Report]
>>106363766 (OP)
eat more fiber, drink more water and do some intense cardio
Anonymous No.106366587 [Report]
usecase for cleaning anus?
Anonymous No.106366706 [Report] >>106366905
>>106363766 (OP)
literally these bidet sprays.
You find them all over mudslime and arab countries but they're spreading across europe.
Anonymous No.106366729 [Report]
>>106364139
Then there's no point.
The amount of money you save with a bidet compared to toilet paper is amazing
Anonymous No.106366881 [Report]
>>106363766 (OP)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Washlet
Anonymous No.106366889 [Report] >>106366908
>>106363766 (OP)
my shits are always so soft and sticky that a bidet propably wouldn't do much
Anonymous No.106366905 [Report]
>>106366706
Thai bum gun is the best. Never had a cleaner arse
Anonymous No.106366908 [Report]
>>106366889
it does clear all your ass, any type of poo

>t.jeet
Anonymous No.106366921 [Report]
>>106363766 (OP)
>best technology to clean the anus?
Another man!