Thread 106363949

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Anonymous 8/24/2025, 3:51:13 AM No.106363949 >>106363975 >>106363993 >>106364037 >>106364126 >>106364210 >>106365252 >>106365519 >>106366010 >>106366089 >>106366819 >>106367372 >>106367640 >>106367677 >>106367731 >>106367753 >>106367867

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BREAKING: APPLE OFFICIALLY DECLARED SUPERIOR BY LAW; TROONIX DECLARED UN-AMERICAN

>To update today's government to be an Apple Store like experience: beautifully designed, great user experience, run on modern software.

https://americabydesign.gov/

Anonymous 8/24/2025, 3:53:46 AM No.106363965 >>106364002 >>106364901 >>106365231 >>106365255

This is an extremely bizarre website. Why is the text so big?

Anonymous 8/24/2025, 3:55:49 AM No.106363975 >>106366160

>>106363949 (OP)
is he doing namaste or rubbing his hands? i can't tell if he's jew or jeet.

Anonymous 8/24/2025, 3:59:06 AM No.106363992 >>106368135

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Buy American, buy Apple

Anonymous 8/24/2025, 3:59:10 AM No.106363993 >>106364132

>>106363949 (OP)
is it normal for a .gov website to be copyrighted?

Anonymous 8/24/2025, 3:59:57 AM No.106364002

>>106363965
Everything's bigger in Texas.

Anonymous 8/24/2025, 4:06:43 AM No.106364037

>>106363949 (OP)
Our fellow /g/tard Big Balls is involved.

https://x.com/jgebbia/status/1959357602267283618

https://tesla.sexy/

Anonymous 8/24/2025, 4:25:13 AM No.106364126

>>106363949 (OP)
yet another casual applechad w

Anonymous 8/24/2025, 4:26:27 AM No.106364132 >>106364138

>>106363993
It doesn't have the ordinary "and here's how you know" tagline they put on .mil sites, but whois indicates that CISA is the registrar for it.
Weird that they're using Google certs for this one.
It seems to be a real site, if not a really cheesy one meant to feed Trump's ego.

Anonymous 8/24/2025, 4:28:07 AM No.106364138

>>106364132
*if only
Gah hungrier than I thought

Anonymous 8/24/2025, 4:43:31 AM No.106364210 >>106364381

>>106363949 (OP)
What a ducking stupid website. Texts too large and with varying levels of gradient or whatever that effect is called.
So their gold standard is the applel website with lots of unnecessary fluff and transitions?

Anonymous 8/24/2025, 5:08:45 AM No.106364381 >>106365189

>>106364210
>ducking
which subreddit are you from?

Anonymous 8/24/2025, 6:36:33 AM No.106364901

>>106363965
>Why is the text so big?
So Trump can read it

Anonymous 8/24/2025, 7:20:30 AM No.106365189

>>106364381
/spg/

Anonymous 8/24/2025, 7:30:29 AM No.106365231

>>106363965
boomer website

Anonymous 8/24/2025, 7:34:28 AM No.106365252

>>106363949 (OP)
>What's the biggest brand in the world? If you said Trump, you're not wrong.
your tax dollars went to paying some nerds to glaze donald
okay you didn't pay taxes but still that's funny admit it that's a totally normal thing to write

Anonymous 8/24/2025, 7:34:57 AM No.106365255

>>106363965
>website is just text
>"why isn't it size 12 times new roman?"
I hate modern website design being designed for phones but are you retarded?

Anonymous 8/24/2025, 8:29:38 AM No.106365519

>>106363949 (OP)
IT'S OVER
FOSSJEETS ON SUICIDE WATCH

Anonymous 8/24/2025, 10:14:36 AM No.106366010

>>106363949 (OP)
>To update today's government to be an Apple Store like experience
Full of brown people? I don't need a website to know that's the federal government's goal.

Anonymous 8/24/2025, 10:29:19 AM No.106366089 >>106367294

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>>106363949 (OP)
Trump has always been a huge Apple fan.
Retards love Apple and retards love Trump.

Anonymous 8/24/2025, 10:40:02 AM No.106366160

>>106363975
jeewt

Anonymous 8/24/2025, 12:52:43 PM No.106366819 >>106367910

>>106363949 (OP)
it's real...

>I’m honored to be appointed by President Trump as the first Chief Design Officer of the United States of America. ()
https://x.com/jgebbia/status/1959375843458994193

Anonymous 8/24/2025, 12:55:36 PM No.106366837

>What's the biggest brand in the world? If you said Trump, you're not wrong.
I don't even know what to say about this.

Anonymous 8/24/2025, 1:25:44 PM No.106367012 >>106367276 >>106367771 >>106368135

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AMERICAN* IPHONE

*made in india

Anonymous 8/24/2025, 2:05:33 PM No.106367276

>>106367012
oh no no no no

Anonymous 8/24/2025, 2:08:16 PM No.106367294

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>>106366089
I hate Apple and I hate Trump, but I love retards.

Anonymous 8/24/2025, 2:19:16 PM No.106367372 >>106367640

>>106363949 (OP)
Why didnt they design the website to be “beautiful Apple Store like experience”? Why does this all read like a bored boomer made a facebook post in the community group? Why are Americans like this?

Anonymous 8/24/2025, 2:57:15 PM No.106367640

>>106363949 (OP)
what's so great about the app store experience?
>>106367372
the fucking cofounder of airbnb wrote this. how the fuck is he so boomer-coded?

Anonymous 8/24/2025, 3:00:58 PM No.106367677

>>106363949 (OP)
>To update today's government to be an Apple Store like experience
Every politician should get a moderation approval (from Israel)?

Anonymous 8/24/2025, 3:08:28 PM No.106367731

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>>106363949 (OP)
This is what being American is all about. Paying student loans, getting green cards, and paying taxes. The American experience. Saar.

Anonymous 8/24/2025, 3:11:05 PM No.106367753 >>106367900

>>106363949 (OP)
>What's the biggest brand in the world? If you said Trump, you're not wrong.
How can anyone tell me MAGA is not a cult at this point?

Anonymous 8/24/2025, 3:12:44 PM No.106367771 >>106367876

>>106367012
there's nothing more american than mumbai

Anonymous 8/24/2025, 3:28:23 PM No.106367867

>>106363949 (OP)
loonix lost

Anonymous 8/24/2025, 3:29:33 PM No.106367876 >>106368135

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>>106367771
iMERICANS BTFO

Anonymous 8/24/2025, 3:32:42 PM No.106367900

>>106367753
>How can anyone tell me MAGA is not a cult at this point?
Lying isn't hard, Trump does it all the time.

Anonymous 8/24/2025, 3:34:19 PM No.106367910

>>106366819
This guy's other job seems to be a propagandist paid in the Twitter ad revenue, misinterpreting charts and graphs (e.g. comparing the absolute CO2 output between the China and the UK to own the libz) like a bonehead and reposting other cuckservative literary gay jewish grifters.

Anonymous 8/24/2025, 4:03:26 PM No.106368135

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>>106367012
>>106367876
>>106363992
>Buy American, buy Apple
>american
>apple is literally registered as a corporation in ireland
>indian made shit and irish corporate structure is american
the absolute state of street shitters and third world usa