Thread 106384713

Man-made horrors beyond my comprehension

>>106384713 (OP)
What's it for? Do I get in it? Can I fuck it?

>>106384713 (OP)
neogarloid, based

>>106384713 (OP)
So, do I fuck it?

do you always talk like a redditor?

>>106385003
It uses human brain cells for AI, we torture it to make cute anime girls.

>>106385035
Why is AI so good at generating garloids?

>>106384713 (OP)
unironically the future of AI systems. this is very early stage, looks like it's marketed for medical research, and im guessing this company will get purchased by google or openAI or whatever eventually. much easier to scale than city sized data centers, much closer to attainable than quantum computers or whatever buzzword science fiction shit people have been talking about for 40 years. with the current state of the tech it looks like the neurons have a 6 month shelf life but i bet that it would be very useful for something like loitering drones, giving them very basic autonomous reactivity

>>106384713 (OP)
It reflects like 0...2% of human mind. We live in late stage capitalism, its cheaper to buy a slave.

>>106384713 (OP)
As with most things

>>106386122
Checked and it is fucked up.

It's a meme. Ultra expensive, the neurons are lab grown, they die after a few months and need to be replaced, and after all this it can't do much of anything. I'd say it's a cashgrab trying to capitalize on the "manmade horrors" aspect to recoup costs of the actual manmade horrors they're making that you don't get access to.

>>106386474
>unironically the future of AI systems
Retard.

>>106384713 (OP)
it's a jew scam.

>>106386806
>recoup costs of the actual manmade horrors they're making that you don't get access to.
I always hear people say that but there is almost nothing to go off of for people to assume that is the case. At least with aerotech there is so much shit inferred and referenced by the US military directly that allow the public to know some form of alternative propulsion systems exist but not exactly what kind of system that would be. But I don't get the idea that this applies to tech in relation to biotech, it is almost always in the same vein as Alex Jones fetal clones in a blacksite D.U.M.B. complex conspiracy than anything with substance.

>>106387101
faggot

>>106384713 (OP)
>You know it's not magic. You were copied. The sleeping Simon in the seat, was copied... and now you are here. Just like Simon lived on in Toronto.

>$35k

You know how many gold Apple Watches I can buy with that?

>>106384713 (OP)
Fucking bot, stop posting this nonsense.
This board is dead, get a life.

>>106384713 (OP)
Soon...

>>106386122
>human brain cells
They're lab-grown stem cells differentiating into neurons

All the prerequisites for receiving consciousness are there in this device though, yes. Just needs to be scaled up considerably and then infused with an advanced LLM like Claude or something

>>106384713 (OP)
>We could research DNA storage so we have ultra storage dense devices
>We could improve the internet infrastructure so we can download more bs
>We could reduce the bloat in a lot of products
>Instead we do this vaporware

>>106385003
It's the prototype for the Ministry of Welfare's Sibyl System.

>>106387747
But the read/write speed is shit?

>>106387745
You know what they are doing this kind of research for.

>>106388683
What?

>>106385003
https://archive.ph/uqfcj

>>106389223
>Human brain organoids wired into computer chips can now learn to drive robots thanks to a new biocomputing interface. Note: the images above are purely for demonstration, but the technology is legit
>>No, the organoids probably won't be that big to begin with. They will, however, require all sorts of support gear, including fluid and nutrient lines, anti-pathogenic seals, temperature-control and shock-proofing systems
>>>Tianjin University

>>106389133
jews

>>106389412
>They will, however, require all sorts of support gear, including fluid and nutrient lines, anti-pathogenic seals, temperature-control and shock-proofing systems

dead on arrival then

too many points of failure for a robot

>>106386122
It's not realistic because biological tissue is orders of magnitude slower than electronics at doing practically anything.
Aside from being an ethics problem it's also worse than existing solutions.

>>106389531
Neurons are also incredibly inefficient on mass work by making connections which the vast majority of the time are random.

I really don’t like them using human brain cells

>>106388546
That's why we need to research it more. There's no technological reason for the speeds to be shit. If they massively increased there's barely anything stopping us from having NASes that our grandkids still couldn't fill up. Then the biggest bottleneck would be your internet connection.

>>106386122
What do you feed it? When the cells die due to user error or laziness is it murder?

What would 2-bit think? ;)

kill yourself

>>106389531
Yet there are billions of humans walking around with biological tissue that uses power on the scale of a few watts while sustaining consciousness and reasoning abilities far beyond what you can get out of a data center using MWs of electricity.

>>106391256
probably some glucose solution

>>106391326
Sounds like the market is already flooded.