Thread 106392645

What do tech reviewers do with all the stuff they receive to review? Just put it in a drawer forever after testing everything? Do they give the stuff out to employees?

>>106392645 (OP)
mail it back to the company that sent it to them or onto the next reviewer.

>>106392645 (OP)
Marquis only reviews handheld items, and he has his own office. So he just stores them with the date so he can use them later for comparison

Tech Nigger

>>106392645 (OP)
Hand them out to his bitches. Bitches love iPhones.

>>106392690
Marquis de Brown is a good guy. We love him here.

>>106392709
For driving 96 in a 35 school zone? Okay.

>>106392887
A: wasn’t a school zone
B: based

>>106392690
Not to be mistaken with tech nigga

>>106392645 (OP)
They just display them on a shelf

>>106392887
The way Redditors latch into this henpecking shit is hilarious. You end up just sounding like gossiping housewives.

>>106392690
he's /g/'s certified homie
https://youtu.be/eCR17sBh-Qw

>>106392988
>TO THE XTREME
It's a fucking shelf
E-celeb dick suckers are deranged.
>>106393027
>black does black things
>NOOOOOOO MUST DEFEND BLACK MAN I MUST DEFEND HIM AHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOO HIS AD REVENUE
Kill yourself

>>106392645 (OP)
Some of them, especially those who paid with their own money, resell them.

>>106393123
Imagine getting triggered by this. You must be one special snowflake.
https://x.com/LeszczynskiEd/status/1856332804537123141

>>106392887
What a chad

>>106393123
This isn't China, we don't have a social credit system. We don't unperson someone for breaking a minor crime, especially when there wasn't a victim.

>>106392988
MrPoosTheBoss

>>106395635
Mrwhosetheboss gives off chad vibes.

>>106392692
This is what I'd do, easy way to get a lot of "favours" from them, if you know what I mean.

>>106392645 (OP)
He has discussed having a drawer full of phones that need to get monitored in case a battery fails. High-level reviewers keep all the shit. Low-level have to send it back. Sometimes you'll see that a reviewer definitely has someone else's sloppy seconds tech gadget.

I still have my HP TouchPad

>>106392645 (OP)
i sell it on ebay
after nutting on it ofc

i havent seen any products hes reviwed in real life
i assume they all go into the trash

Technigger

>>106392709
He's okay, but he's definitely astroturfed and a globohomo industry plant.

>>106393123
>It's a fucking shelf
A huge ass fucking shelf

>>106392709
No we don't. He reviewed one of the last LG flagships and gave it a bad review because it had the same specs as Apple and Samsung flagships. Even though LG was also innovating with their dual screen thing at the time.
The he turns after 2-4 years later, makes a retrospective video where he effectively says "lel, what happened to LG? they were doing some pretty interesting things before they closed their phone division." Nigger, YOU happened to LG. YOU are the reason. We had a viable competitor that was still shipping top tier phones with SD cards slots and headphone jacks and YOU fucked it up.

>>106392709
Actually, his name is

MARK ASS BROWNEE

>>106393202
>oh my goooooooooooood he was driving faaaaaaaaaaast help me obama
Do moralfags really?

>>106392645 (OP)
They will have boxes literally piled up everywhere.
If the do the whole thing from their home, every free inch of space has a box in it.