Thread 106393302

anon, does your phone lie to you about files?

>>106393302 (OP)
Another great upload from Laurie.
She's the best female techtuber by far.

>>106393302 (OP)
anon your phone is not yourown, you will only do what we allow you to do

>>106393302 (OP)
I bet the penis is very very cute

>>106393302 (OP)
unfortunately phones are not really devices you control.

sex with laurie. mating press. >_<

>>106393317
imagine her coming home from a long day of working at google, sitting on the couch and sticking her feet in my face (as we have witnessed previously she doesn't wear any socks indoors)

>>106393341
Why are you people so obsessed with pushing this narrative

>>106393373
fetishism

>>106393373
>why call a duck a duck?

>>106393341
laurie isn't some 8yo boy that you're used to, jimmy savile.

>>106393373
it's one tranny that doesn't pass as a woman, that will never be a real woman like laurie. his preference is small children but they are terrified of him. since he can't rape children he sits on 4chan every day pointing out how people aren't women if they don't have a beared and a tiny pair of testicles.

>>106393302 (OP)
that's a dude

i-is it over?.. why is a man hugging my wife?

>>106393421
>that's a dude

>>106393302 (OP)
would froth with

>>106393429
> hugging
a half a foot away like he has covid or ebola isn't a hug.

>>106393373
>>106393407
trannies always have bangs to hide their baldness

>>106393453
thank you for your valuable insight "Stephanie". i wish you all the best with your hormone replacement therapy and crippling mental illness.

>>106393302 (OP)
>biofem
troons btfo

>>106393407
>it's one tranny that doesn't pass as a woman
neither does "laurie"

>>106393429
He passes the line test. Chad alert

>>106393429
Converse shoes on adult women give me the ick

>>106393482
Chucks in general are horrible shoes and should only be worn by children. Same with vans.

>>106393514
Truth fucken nuke, even as a kid in scope i hated the two, but ive always been the odd one out fashion wise

I would destroy his butthole in a minute

>>106393527
in school *

>>106393475
>when you're so utterly repulsive that any woman is a threat to your mental illness larp
when is the penis being removed, stephanie?

>>106393530
Your curry would destroy any white asshole sir

when will this faggot make an onlyfans?

>>106393433
>>106393469
>>106393555
yes I'm a tranny
yes I look like that
yes I'll still destroy "laurie"'s buttpussy

>>106393433
>>106393469
>>106393555
as an actual trans girl, we don't look like that, those are crossdresssing perverted men

>>106393302 (OP)
Goddamn I love troon coded cute women who love tech like Laurie, so much

>>106393634
>trans girl
you mean a guy, learn the language you're using otherwise you end up looking stupid online.

>>106393662
i'm a trans girl, biologically I have a male body, but my gender (internal perception of who I am) is female. what's your problem?

>>106393662
what do cnile boomers think they're achieving by being intolerant pieces of shit? to most people you're the freak and trans girls are qt3.14s

>>106393677
>gender (internal perception of who I am)
Gender was always synonymous to sex. This modern rewriting of definitions to the english language doesn't change historical fact.
As far as biology goes, you're a man. Your genes will not change because you put on make up or changed what panties your wear. You will always be a man. What you "feel" inside, is mental illness, instead of treating it in a sane way, you were tricked by pharmaceutical companies into drastically harming yourself. They're selling you chemicals and surgery because it's more profitable than providing you with a therapist.
I repeat, you are, and always will be, a man. You will die a man, if someone in the future found your corpse and analyzed it, the result will say male.

>>106393302 (OP)
aaahhh the little mikus are so cute

>>106393745
>arms mog me
I hate being asian

>>106393758
another proof "laurie" is male

>>106393302 (OP)
buy an ad you miserable piece of shit shill

The chad jaw and square shoulders are two more proofs.
Well, there's also the penis but that's not enough to mentally ill trannies that think they're female even though they have a penis.

>>106393718
what's going to be your excuse when a transgirl will be able to do everything an xx female can do? stop being stuck in the past. it's off-putting.

>>106393718
>history
what happened in the past is not what is true. If in the past people couldn't describe the difference they felt between gender and sex it doesn't mean gender in today's understanding didn't exist. Also, terms change their meaning, deal with it, language isn't static.
>What you "feel" inside, is mental illness
you can name it whatever you want, mental illness or otherwise. I agree it's a deviation from the norm, which doesn't automatically make it bad or good.
>You were tricked by pharmaceutical companies into drastically harming yourself
HRT makes my life better. Presenting as a woman makes my life better. It doesn't matter who profits off of it if it helps me.
>You will die a man, if someone in the future found your corpse and analyzed it, the result will say male.
Good thing I'll be dead and not care about it. What's even your point here, that I have male biology? Yeah, that's kind of the reason I'm trans, the fact I wasn't born with female biology.

>>106393815
>>106393817
didn't read.
don't care.
I gave you empirical facts, I have no interest in arguing with mentally ill retards online. I'm not the one destroying my body with chemicals and surgery. Believe what you want, won't effect me one bit when you off yourself in 5 years.

>>106393634
>>106393603
> anon confirms for once an for all that indeed, these threads are being spammed by the ugliest of trannies the world has ever seen out of pure jealousy
my fucking sides. in orbit.

>>106393302 (OP)
I don't use a JewPhone, because I have a soul.

>>106393817
>HRT makes my life better
nta but there are studies that HRT has overlapping effects with anti-depressants.
So the fact that it makes you feel better shouldn't be indicative for anything. Correlation is not causation.

>>106393838
i'm not trans myself but i this line of argument is dumb. how is it destroying their bodies?
if you have access to technology that enhances the features you want, or supresses the features you don't want, why wouldn't you use it?
so if you could increase your strength or intelligence, you wouldn't?
how do you shill for eugenics on one hand and kvetch about what's basically applied eugenics on the other?

i NEED her dick in my asshole. hottest chick I have seen in my life

>>106393768
the news keeps getting better

>>106393909
>dick
>chick
atleast it rhymes

>>106393429
>theo is a tall chad
>laurie is actually female

>>106393890
>how do you shill for eugenics on one hand and kvetch about what's basically applied eugenics on the other?
That's just par for the course for the average election tourist /pol/tard. They do not reach conclusions by the power of their own thoughts, they just passively receive their prescribed opinions, as handed down by their assigned three-letter agency.

>>106394012
yeah, they don't want you to live a fulfilling life

>>106394012
nature worshippers are so fucking annoying. (god) / (evolution) did not design your body perfectly dumbass. if it did you would be immortal. natural is not better.

>

>>106394012
you have a collectivized notion of what the ideal human body looks like.
so you don't mind modifying the human body as long as the modifications bring you closer to whatever your ideal body is. some sort of homoerotic depiction of a 6'6 blond beast.
that's closer to what government agencies would want. a society of easily maneuverable worker drones. a clone collective. bugmen.
most people don't agree with that. everyone has their needs and they're free to pursue their bodily ideals as long as they're not hurting anyone.
like would you want the government knocking at your door telling you that you aren't allowed to use available gene technology to make yourself smarter beyond some arbitrary threshold because smart people are less likely to follow orders?
why shouldn't you be allowed to be whatever suits you best?

>>106394098
transhumanism ftw

>>106394098
when immortality is solved the nature worshippers will try to ban it

>>106394147
>>106394155
lmao these troons really believe they're gonna live forever.
funny seeing how your kind has the lowest lifespan of all humans.

>>106394155
it could've been solved if not for the church and its retardation around eternal life with sky daddy. If we try to defy death, religion stops making sense as it bases itself on the fear of death.

>>106394198
>when society actively tries to persecute you your lifespan gets shorter
jeez, I wonder why...

Even if the mortality question is solved it won't happen in your lifetime. You will all die.

>>106394198
dude just look at this thread
even laurie isn't female enough for you anymore
once you start imposing some idealized feminine on everyone, no female is female enough for you anymore
what's she going to think if she reads these comments? she's going to modify her body to fit YOUR ideal
if that's fine with you, what's wrong with her modifying her body to fit HER ideal?
since you're a collectivist, there has to be some tangible societal benefit to everyone looking the way you want. what would that be?
>>106394234
it won't happen at all if you think the current human lifespan is a natural fixed limit

>>106394234
not because of lack of means. mostly because western governments are retarded nature worshipers and think gene modification is unethical (because they need retards to exist so they continue in power)

>>106394305
>it won't happen at all if you think the current human lifespan is a natural fixed limit
there are surprisingly few biological constraints. A living organism isn't that much different from a computer, and so mostly just obeys the laws of physics and not much more.

>>106394315
>lack of means
lmao, learn thermodynamics. Immortality of any biological matter is a physical impossibility. But keep thinking that fantasy is possible.

>>106394339
>le second law of thermodynamics
that's not what that means. you got filtered, pleb.

>>106393890
Removing your balls, mutilating your dick into a "clit", and making your nutsack a "pussy" destroys the original functionality of the parts. If having to take artificial hormones, keep your wound from closing, losing your ability to feel pleasure in your cock isn't a "downgrade" to you then clearly you're mentally ill yourself. I'm sorry, you just can't "turn into" a woman.

>>106394339
immortality as we are discussing it doesn't mean creating energy from nothing or perfectly conserving energy, nor does it mean literally not being able to die if you get your brains blown off. It means stopping natural aging, and therefore not dying of natural causes (and most diseases, which is already possible)

>>106394385
you're fake and gay

>>106394385
>implying tgirls have to cut off that sweet gock

>>106394390
Phew, I got off easy! I was worried you were going to wish me into the cornfield as a scarecrow.
Right? Why stop at just being a "girl" when you could be a "magical girl"?

>men can become women
>we can live forever
>these are not fantasies

>>106394399
Yes, compared to mutilating yourself this actually sounds sane. I guess this is an example of moving the overton window.

>>106394431
it's le MUTILATION

>>106393302 (OP)
God I want to fuck this tranny so bad

>>106394385
so your objections are purely technical
there's no fundamental reason not to modify your body
they just have to execute the procedure to a certain standard
is that all you want?

>>106393429
nerds <5'9 you know what to do

What kind of hedonistic neovampire fantasy is this? These niggas really be talking about immortal trannies lmao

>>106394430
500 years ago you would die from any infection. 100 years ago you couldn't even fathom the concept of a computer. 30 years ago the idea of a smartphone would sound insane. 20 years ago the idea of a modern LLM would sound like a far away fantasy. Yet here we are.

>>106394478
I will be an immortal tranny and you will be dead because you chose to decline lifesaving medical treatment for religious reasons.

I wanted to fuck this unix obsessed tranny for over a year. Should I start email her tributes?

>>106394496
reminder that Jehova's Witnesses still think blood transfusions are le bad because sky daddy said so. They would literally rather die than disrespect their retarded fantasy

>>106394514
If she's obsessed with eunuchs I think she won't appreciate any tributes.

>>106394431
mutiliation implies that it's involuntary
imposed by an outside force
it's not
it's the opposite of mutilation
it's healing, completion

>>106394520
>get called out for your daydreaming
>y-you must be a jehovas witness
lmao keep trying nigga. What you moronic troons are spouting is no more or less insane.

>>106394514
>ED
she could cure my ED

>>106394514
notice how all these troons have bangs to hide the receding hairline

>>106394584
MPB will be cured in a few years, then women will be even more obsolete.

>>106394595
>MBP will be cured
another fantasy. Thought this was /g/, not /x/.

>>106394619
Literally every human health condition will be cured within the next two decades. The singularity is coming. You will die of preventable causes for religious reasons, and it makes you seethe.

>>106394619
What's metaculus say?

>>106394619
>cancer
can be cured
>viral infections
can be cured
>hair falling out due to hormones
no, that's too much

>>106394562
how much of your body would you be willing to substitute with machine parts for a chance at an extended lifespan?

>>106394385
You will never be a real man. You have no fought battles, you have no weightlifting records, you have no status in society.

>>106394650
All of it, provided that neuronal translation is gradualized.

>>106394635
is this some form of newage denial?

>>106394650
i despise my body, so probably as much as I could

>>106394619
The cure has been known for millennia
>The condition is caused by a combination of male sex hormones (balding never occurs in castrated men) and genetic factors.
Obviously really, if you don't want to lose your hair, stop taking drugs/hormones that make your hair fall out. For some reason conservatives are against this though. Hormone blockers work too, so you don't even have to perform castration.

>>106394385
Literally only Americuck troons chop off their dick, the rest just keep it.
Troons in poverty don't even take hormones, they just crossdress permanently.

You don't even know who your "enemy" is.

>>106394339
>reddit midwit namedropping le thermonibamics
You're a fucking retard

>>106393429
either theo is 2m20 or the transvestigators were lying the whole time

>>106393317
>best female techtuber
well, that's not saying much of anything really

>>106394385
oh you got them seething
idk why nothing controversial here

>immortal cyborg trannies
what is going on in this thread?

>>106394792
you forgot space
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TESCREAL

>>106394807
I'm far left but everything in TESCREAL sounds super based not gonna lie

>>106393429
this guy's post was so cringe
>hehe Im so tall I'm never beating the allegation
meanwhile Laurie is a 3' feet gnome probably.

>>106394858
>I'm far left
Well I'm on an axis in the fourth dimension, new political alignment, still didn't arrive to you humans.
And I can say, confidently, that TESCREAL is real. The time is nigh when we make contact with your kind. Be ready.

>>106394858
it's really a left wing ideology that some reactionaries hijack to give their greek statue twitter accounts not look primitivist.
imagine those guys minus the tech halo. ooga booga caveman tier.

>>106393317
Kill yourself simp.
>>106393370
Jesus christ you simps are fucking deranged.

>>106393373
Why do you simp so fucking hard?
>>106393429
Who?

>>106395239
https://www.youtube.com/@t3dotgg

>>106393373
They played themselves. A huge percentage of this website self-psyop'd into believing that anyone dressing as a woman is assumed to be secretly male until proven otherwise, and the surefire way to prove otherwise is to whore themselves out.

The trannies push the Laurie-is-trans narrative because they want to believe that they could be as attractive as a (very) mildly masculine woman. It's sad, because they try so hard and will never, ever pass.

at the risk of sounding like a loser, i must say it is lowkey sad to see her graduate from being a small 4chan adjacent youtuber that cosplayed as asuka and got a thousand views at most to yet another generic clickbait 100k+ tuber

You faggots are just jealous that a well spoken girl knows about computers and shit

>>106395680
I feel that way too anon.
The strategy is to never get too attached, nyanners taught me that.

>>106395680
No clickbait. Her videos are exactly as advertised. Fuck off chud

>>106396025
will she make that face when she looks at my dick?

>>106393890
can I use mr studd

why is this still up?

>>106397225
because Laurie is the queen of /g/

>>106397225
Because /g/ is the eceleb board. So this is on topic

>>106394476
>5'9 specifically
lmao, are you 5'10?
I'm 5'11 so you know what to do

>>106393302 (OP)
is that guy lying about something