>>106405418
Something is wrong with my computer.
I'm sitting here at my desk, trying to work, and my screen starts to flash like a strobe light. Then my mouse pointer, all on its own, starts zipping around the desktop, opening and closing every single application like a caffeinated hummingbird. It's clicking on random folders, deleting files, and then, as if to mock me, a single text document pops up on the screen. It's titled "Your files are gone. Have a nice day!" in hot pink Comic Sans font.
But that's not even the weirdest part. My speakers, which haven't worked in months, suddenly start blaring the song "Sandstorm" by Darude at full volume, and I can't turn it off. The volume slider is moving up and down on its own like a ghost is playing with it. Then a picture of a cat wearing a monocle and a top hat appears as my desktop background, and it's surrounded by a repeating pattern of animated bananas. And the final touch? My keyboard starts typing gibberish on its own: "ASDFJLASDFJLASDFJLASDJFLASDFJ" right into a search bar. This is not normal. I think I need to call someone.
