/g/ - /g/ humor thread:

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 3:15:45 PM No.106482201 >>106483156 >>106485235 >>106485279 >>106485291 >>106485329 >>106487217 >>106488176 >>106490744

/g/ humor thread:

1745670235567356.png md5: 024bc405... 🔍

Post funnies.

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 4:05:51 PM No.106482630

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Anonymous 9/4/2025, 5:06:08 PM No.106483156 >>106485219

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>>106482201 (OP)

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 9:27:06 PM No.106485219 >>106487690

>>106483156
why did I expect to hear some Indian shouting

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 9:28:42 PM No.106485235 >>106485264 >>106487531 >>106490928

1754160645778885.jpg md5: 1dfa2969... 🔍

>>106482201 (OP)

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 9:31:18 PM No.106485264 >>106485463 >>106485519 >>106487310

>>106485235
it's true though
the universe is binary
male vs female
good vs evil
etc etc
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dualism_in_cosmology

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 9:33:07 PM No.106485279 >>106487206

>>106482201 (OP)
Unmerited. Notepad++ is based.

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 9:35:15 PM No.106485291

>>106482201 (OP)
note they never challenge jews with "stop genocide" or "starving people is bad" or "stop filling white countries with blacks" editions. It's all faggoty CurrentThing messages.

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 9:36:32 PM No.106485300 >>106488441 >>106488795

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Anonymous 9/4/2025, 9:41:39 PM No.106485329 >>106488441

1754687853957075.jpg md5: ba903a10... 🔍

>>106482201 (OP)

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 9:43:50 PM No.106485343

apple ipad.jpg md5: 7635b17d... 🔍

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 9:44:51 PM No.106485352

os.jpg md5: 1afa027e... 🔍

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 9:45:57 PM No.106485368

found.png md5: 9356af9a... 🔍

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 9:47:35 PM No.106485384 >>106485940 >>106487330

1344959219197.png md5: 8a63f822... 🔍

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 9:48:37 PM No.106485391 >>106488342 >>106488808

1346091202704.jpg md5: 9fead301... 🔍

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 9:50:17 PM No.106485408

poettering systemd updated.jpg md5: ddc86b4b... 🔍

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 9:50:51 PM No.106485413

20250708_201847.jpg md5: b9121fb9... 🔍

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 9:51:18 PM No.106485417 >>106485682 >>106487843 >>106489550 >>106490111 >>106490911

american inventions.png md5: 15995775... 🔍

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 9:51:52 PM No.106485423 >>106485464

1443144171303.png md5: d73eeac8... 🔍

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 9:53:15 PM No.106485438 >>106485495 >>106488201

tranny connections.png md5: 610fb4f5... 🔍

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 9:53:57 PM No.106485445 >>106485485

20250524_062402.jpg md5: 573ca754... 🔍

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 9:54:17 PM No.106485451

1665868148007577.png md5: 54317097... 🔍

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 9:55:18 PM No.106485462

your social credit has increased.jpg md5: d2458ca8... 🔍

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 9:55:24 PM No.106485463

>>106485264
t. chud

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 9:55:35 PM No.106485464

Intel Lava Lake.png md5: 66f414bc... 🔍

>>106485423

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 9:56:30 PM No.106485475

PCIe killer.jpg md5: cba2f1be... 🔍

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 9:57:40 PM No.106485483

reliable power delivery gpu.png md5: 127a6b4e... 🔍

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 9:57:54 PM No.106485485

>>106485445
The US burns that much on their military every 6 months. If africa realized they'd wasted so much aid and decided to give it all back, the US debt would be reduced by 5%. It's a surprisingly small quantity.

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 9:58:26 PM No.106485489

192.png md5: ebee9e9a... 🔍

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 9:58:41 PM No.106485492

steve jobs.png md5: 70641c7e... 🔍

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 9:59:20 PM No.106485495

>>106485438
looks better as a fat guy with black hair dye

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 9:59:43 PM No.106485498

computer science lecture.gif md5: b49032e0... 🔍

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 10:00:46 PM No.106485507

steam deck_thumb.jpg.webm md5: dda7bfe1... 🔍

WebM not supported

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 10:01:47 PM No.106485517

curent probe fiber cable.jpg md5: b6f5cdc2... 🔍

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 10:01:57 PM No.106485519 >>106490929

>>106485264
>male vs female
Male vs female vs trans
>good vs evil
good vs evil vs morally grey

Checkmate :3

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 10:02:49 PM No.106485523 >>106488820 >>106490176

auto clicker.jpg md5: 0e74c40a... 🔍

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 10:03:00 PM No.106485525 >>106491766 >>106495188

20241230_212320.jpg md5: 7ff2db51... 🔍

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 10:05:43 PM No.106485546

COenroJWEAAjLoi.jpg md5: b8bf9079... 🔍

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 10:08:15 PM No.106485571

None of these are funny.

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 10:08:26 PM No.106485572 >>106489722

btw he uses arch.jpg md5: eff25b01... 🔍

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 10:09:28 PM No.106485582

gpu autism.png md5: 2b1c1d82... 🔍

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 10:10:29 PM No.106485590

art.png md5: a7e10a1c... 🔍

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 10:11:31 PM No.106485596

soyjack script.png md5: 54d9bea8... 🔍

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 10:12:57 PM No.106485608

apple-jobs-shit.jpg md5: 04c3a458... 🔍

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 10:14:08 PM No.106485621 >>106487787

image.png md5: 45765a49... 🔍

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 10:16:00 PM No.106485637 >>106488045

apple al lday battery.jpg md5: e66c466b... 🔍

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 10:17:01 PM No.106485645

macfag btfo.png md5: 39b1546c... 🔍

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 10:18:02 PM No.106485652

fan vs ac.gif md5: fc0338a9... 🔍

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 10:21:58 PM No.106485682

>>106485417
There are lot of inaccuracies. Edison, for example, did not invent the light bulb. The invention came from Swam. Edison is just the Musk or Jobs of that era, neither having an original thought and abusing braintrusts, the only true invention of note from Edison.

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 10:25:03 PM No.106485708

linux audio.png md5: 63ecf637... 🔍

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 10:26:05 PM No.106485714 >>106487483 >>106493195

audiophile cables.jpg md5: f3ca2927... 🔍

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 10:27:06 PM No.106485721 >>106486012

Screenshot 2022-11-28 at 00-16-46 A ringtone that can give women bigger breasts - Audio and Sound.png md5: 462e4397... 🔍

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 10:28:07 PM No.106485728

audiophile schizo.png md5: ef6ac2f4... 🔍

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 10:29:08 PM No.106485737 >>106487763

audiophile ssd.jpg md5: 16d3c364... 🔍

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 10:55:02 PM No.106485940

>>106485384
Did anyone ever make a price guide image for this

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 11:03:23 PM No.106486012 >>106490958

>>106485721
that link is actually still active....

http://www.noiseaddicts.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/breast-enlargement-ringtone.mp3

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 11:07:38 PM No.106486045 >>106486115 >>106487417 >>106495045

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Anonymous 9/4/2025, 11:08:39 PM No.106486053

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Anonymous 9/4/2025, 11:15:36 PM No.106486115

>>106486045
Well one guy said nvidia strong so the answer must be nvidia ig

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 11:17:19 PM No.106486126

anonewbz.jpg md5: c4d4fa8a... 🔍

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 11:18:36 PM No.106486137

Welcome to the Dra[g]on Maid Board.png md5: 8b53efe1... 🔍

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 11:19:38 PM No.106486148

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Anonymous 9/4/2025, 11:20:40 PM No.106486158

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Anonymous 9/4/2025, 11:21:44 PM No.106486163 >>106487801 >>106489057

atmel linux machine.png md5: 2cc8851a... 🔍

Anonymous 9/4/2025, 11:24:56 PM No.106486177 >>106487190 >>106488838

her name is Lan.jpg md5: 29aa3479... 🔍

Anonymous 9/5/2025, 2:06:46 AM No.106487190

EULA.jpg md5: 8252b73d... 🔍

>>106486177
Anime video game character named End User License Agreement. This triggered the normies, surprisingly.

Anonymous 9/5/2025, 2:08:58 AM No.106487206 >>106487833 >>106489300

file.png md5: b65e02c3... 🔍

>>106485279

Anonymous 9/5/2025, 2:11:40 AM No.106487217 >>106493565

>>106482201 (OP)
How can you boycott free software? Are they retarded?

Anonymous 9/5/2025, 2:13:59 AM No.106487231 >>106487660

1748023198163.png md5: 2a73bdd7... 🔍

Anonymous 9/5/2025, 2:24:39 AM No.106487310

ya blew it.jpg md5: 0649c8d5... 🔍

>>106485264
those variables you're listing are all strings, not booleans. Update your code

Anonymous 9/5/2025, 2:28:20 AM No.106487330

>>106485384
I have this piece of shit motherboard in a box somewhere and I'm just waiting for the moment to throw it out
imagine caring about bulldozer in current year

Anonymous 9/5/2025, 2:42:06 AM No.106487417

>>106486045
So that's where all those faces are from

Anonymous 9/5/2025, 2:50:50 AM No.106487483

>>106485714
JEJ

Anonymous 9/5/2025, 3:00:10 AM No.106487531

>>106485235
BS
The human mind is MUCH more complex than that.

DEATH TO ROBOTS

Anonymous 9/5/2025, 3:19:03 AM No.106487660 >>106488079 >>106488205

>>106487231
You know number of lines of code is bad metric and writing less lines is better then writing many lines.

Anonymous 9/5/2025, 3:24:49 AM No.106487690

1717138501704905.jpg md5: 8c9a83ae... 🔍

>>106485219
Because you have Trisomie 21?

Anonymous 9/5/2025, 3:36:26 AM No.106487763

>>106485737
If it's works, its workes.

Anonymous 9/5/2025, 3:40:27 AM No.106487787

>>106485621
lol

Anonymous 9/5/2025, 3:43:32 AM No.106487801

5sd7IlU.jpg md5: 3208f554... 🔍

>>106486163
Genius. I wonder if he already watched porn with it

Anonymous 9/5/2025, 3:48:17 AM No.106487833 >>106487896

>>106487206
aren't some of the grapheneOS devs ukrainian? russia is cool but putin is a power-obsessed control freak dictator who would poison you with heavy metals for saying so. he and his hyper-insecure fanbase of dads whose kids won't talk to them anymore can go fuck themselves

notepad++ is awesome. mastodon makes way more sense than bluesky, though

Anonymous 9/5/2025, 3:49:24 AM No.106487843

>>106485417
Bell was a Canadian, the telephone is a Canadian invention.

Anonymous 9/5/2025, 3:58:14 AM No.106487896

>>106487833
If it is they're sure as fuck not mentioning it. They said one of the devs was affected by war last year, but deliberately did not disclose which one or which country. Not much is known about any of the devs really, except Micay.

Anonymous 9/5/2025, 4:00:06 AM No.106487906

macvspc.gif md5: c689035a... 🔍

year of the kibbutz desktop when?

Anonymous 9/5/2025, 4:20:06 AM No.106488045

>>106485637
Kek

Anonymous 9/5/2025, 4:23:41 AM No.106488079

>>106487660
can you let me change the font in the colorbar next, thanks

Anonymous 9/5/2025, 4:39:16 AM No.106488176 >>106488873

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>>106482201 (OP)

Anonymous 9/5/2025, 4:42:56 AM No.106488201

>>106485438
Please tell me he not

Anonymous 9/5/2025, 4:43:27 AM No.106488205

>>106487660
I agree but what are some other metrics? I can't sit down and read through all the lines of codes multiple developers have created just to get an idea. This person went into the commit history and changes.

I feel like "lines of code is a bad metric" is a cope. I guess "lines of code not written by AI" is a better metric though.

They often use stars on a Github repository now because of people like you. This merely measures popularity and can be bought by rich developers or gangs of people.

Anonymous 9/5/2025, 5:10:54 AM No.106488342 >>106488369

>>106485391
oh my god the chess pfp

Anonymous 9/5/2025, 5:18:41 AM No.106488369 >>106488397

lift-off.jpg md5: f0075152... 🔍

>>106488342
For me it was pic related

Anonymous 9/5/2025, 5:25:37 AM No.106488397

1733768304871302.jpg md5: 85771b66... 🔍

>>106488369
Let me guess: The flames make it go faster?

Anonymous 9/5/2025, 5:34:21 AM No.106488441 >>106493407

>>106485300
>>106485329
>jokes generated by LLM

Anonymous 9/5/2025, 6:41:22 AM No.106488740 >>106492763

ss3how16heif1.png md5: 1fdd7ab7... 🔍

Anonymous 9/5/2025, 6:53:51 AM No.106488795 >>106493407

>>106485300
bold & edgy.

Anonymous 9/5/2025, 6:55:24 AM No.106488808

>>106485391
the asl guy is literally me

Anonymous 9/5/2025, 6:57:31 AM No.106488820 >>106491627

>>106485523
What's with the dust?

Anonymous 9/5/2025, 6:59:21 AM No.106488829

tegaki_2025_03_06_19_41_34.png md5: e772c939... 🔍

>None of these are funny.

Anonymous 9/5/2025, 7:01:47 AM No.106488838

>>106486177
heheh

Anonymous 9/5/2025, 7:10:58 AM No.106488873 >>106489149 >>106489221

1755447692568339.jpg md5: 9c42c42d... 🔍

>>106488176
I miss him so bad : (

Anonymous 9/5/2025, 7:53:21 AM No.106489057 >>106489239 >>106489777

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>>106486163
Impressive.

Anonymous 9/5/2025, 8:14:46 AM No.106489149

>>106488873
https://templeos.net/frequently-asked-questions/

I was thinking about converting but it's very jewish. TempleOS is forced to be in 640x480 resolution and Terry explained that it was a "covenant like circumcision". Not sure how much I like mandatory infant genital mutilation.

Anonymous 9/5/2025, 8:30:59 AM No.106489221

>>106488873
Remember the livestream with the las vegas pyramid mass shooter noises in the background? Funny times. Terry A Davis' racism was unmatched

Anonymous 9/5/2025, 8:34:37 AM No.106489239

1734751311031164.jpg md5: 15d9f878... 🔍

>>106489057
I need that right now

>captcha: nn0ah

Anonymous 9/5/2025, 8:42:36 AM No.106489300 >>106489418 >>106490486

>>106487206
These days I use NotepadNext. It's still rather barebones but it's the perfect cross-platform replacement.

Anonymous 9/5/2025, 9:03:04 AM No.106489418

>>106489300
Give Kate a try, it's a really good editor from KDE.

Anonymous 9/5/2025, 9:19:24 AM No.106489520

17570567580037381599800364418357.jpg md5: 09b213be... 🔍

Not sure if this is humor or just really sad, but I thought I'd post it.

Anonymous 9/5/2025, 9:21:04 AM No.106489530

he trusted the cloud.png md5: 4f987cb9... 🔍

Anonymous 9/5/2025, 9:24:16 AM No.106489550 >>106493580

mdicosztkrcf1.jpg md5: d946056b... 🔍

>>106485417
Is the joke supposed to be that life would be so much more enjoyable right now without americans inventing the the worst things to come out of modern times?

Anonymous 9/5/2025, 9:54:47 AM No.106489722

>>106485572
>(EE) Server terminated with error (1). Closing log file
>I know this it's an arch linux machine

Anonymous 9/5/2025, 10:03:33 AM No.106489762

/g/ I would hire you if
If you can compile 1 random c++ program (over 100k lines) from github every day for a year AND make sure that they all compile by the end of the year, without wiping the main system. Containers and virtualization are fine.

Anonymous 9/5/2025, 10:06:57 AM No.106489777

>>106489057
Makes me want to make some more/less flip books

Anonymous 9/5/2025, 11:05:29 AM No.106490111

>>106485417
>7pm
Lost it

Anonymous 9/5/2025, 11:20:45 AM No.106490176

>>106485523
I thought this was C.C. from Code Geass from the looks of the thumbnail

Anonymous 9/5/2025, 12:05:08 PM No.106490384

haha.png md5: 6f1c9d17... 🔍

Haha

Anonymous 9/5/2025, 12:22:57 PM No.106490486

>>106489300
Like the other anon said Kate is great, also Notepad--, chinese knockoff because of pro Hong Kong version names.

Anonymous 9/5/2025, 1:15:47 PM No.106490744

IMG_9913.png md5: a9782265... 🔍

>>106482201 (OP)

Anonymous 9/5/2025, 1:46:41 PM No.106490911

>>106485417
First of all- Computers, telephones and cars are not american inventions.

Secondly- Utopia

Anonymous 9/5/2025, 1:49:29 PM No.106490928

>>106485235
t. clanker

Anonymous 9/5/2025, 1:50:00 PM No.106490929

>>106485519
>Non-Trans vs Trans
>Morally unambiguous vs Morally grey
Checkmate

Anonymous 9/5/2025, 1:56:05 PM No.106490958

>>106486012
Topkek

Anonymous 9/5/2025, 2:10:58 PM No.106491054

lenovo hospitality.png md5: 385128d9... 🔍

Anonymous 9/5/2025, 3:48:57 PM No.106491627

>>106488820
It was in a warehouse

Anonymous 9/5/2025, 4:09:00 PM No.106491766

>>106485525
lol, i wonder if many games allow using * in your ingame name, time for some testing

Anonymous 9/5/2025, 4:14:08 PM No.106491809 >>106491827

If you try hard enough anything can be a warning light.jpg md5: f99bc6b7... 🔍

Anonymous 9/5/2025, 4:16:12 PM No.106491827

>>106491809
all components are light-emitting. some more than once

Anonymous 9/5/2025, 6:06:27 PM No.106492674

leaky water heater.jpg md5: 990cbf88... 🔍

Anonymous 9/5/2025, 6:18:21 PM No.106492763 >>106494678

>>106488740
sync && umount /dev/ice

Anonymous 9/5/2025, 7:07:11 PM No.106493195

>>106485714
nice one

Anonymous 9/5/2025, 7:29:30 PM No.106493407 >>106493601

>>106488441
>>106488795
cope, luddites

Anonymous 9/5/2025, 7:47:38 PM No.106493565

>>106487217
Its humour

Anonymous 9/5/2025, 7:49:35 PM No.106493580 >>106493998

>>106489550
>electric alarm clocks, microwaves, computers, telephones, televisions, refrigerators, lightbulbs, electricity
>bad
Discard all your owned goods and live in the forest right now.

Anonymous 9/5/2025, 7:51:21 PM No.106493601 >>106493628

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