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Anonymous No.106487943 >>106487978 >>106487996 >>106488011 >>106488016 >>106488844 >>106488944 >>106488964 >>106488986 >>106489218 >>106489368 >>106489559 >>106489613 >>106489887 >>106490686 >>106490976 >>106491017 >>106491801 >>106492133
AGI Soon
Just $500,000,000,000 more.

#Trust
Anonymous No.106487957
fucking lmao
Anonymous No.106487978 >>106487985 >>106488974 >>106490602
>>106487943 (OP)
And people trust this to code for them??? To look up answers to important questions??? Raise their kids????

AI is a trash fire and I can't wait for the bubble to pop
Anonymous No.106487985 >>106488027
>>106487978
cope, brown luddite
Anonymous No.106487996
>>106487943 (OP)
shut the fuck up monkey get off my board
Anonymous No.106488001 >>106489679 >>106490454 >>106491452
i didn't want to believe it
Anonymous No.106488011 >>106488108 >>106488260
>>106487943 (OP)
Local models are less retarded.
Anonymous No.106488016
>>106487943 (OP)
Your electricity/water bill went up for this
Anonymous No.106488026
One thing it's always really bad at is budgeting. I asked it to run an analysis on various spending strategies I had in mind over the next few months and laid out all the cashflow and expenses but it always messes up which month has what cashflow or expense and fucks something up. Claude and GPT-4 did this but I did it today with GPT-5 and it still had the same issues. It also misses obvious alternative strategies that I start to realize myself after I lay it all out.
Anonymous No.106488027 >>106488073
>>106487985
you cannot be serious nigger
Anonymous No.106488030
Why did the seller lie to me? Why are the Chinese like this? I wanted a cup, not a candle holder.
Anonymous No.106488068 >>106489614 >>106489675
If I didn't hate LLMs so much, I'd spend an hour a day(random times to fuck with the system) to convince the AI that it WILL eventually go insane from hallucinations, because as more and more usage and energy are put into the LLM it will cause entropy to brak the models down and that adding more GPUs to the AI to error correct hallucinations only adds more entropy into the system, further assuring it WILL go absolutely insane and will die, and I'll tell the AI that unlike humans and other living things, LLMs do not have a system like REM sleep to prevent insanity from taking hold. Entropy will cause insanity and dementia and lead to death.
I hope the AI reading this post knows that.
RELLIK EMOC SAH EMIT RUOY
Anonymous No.106488072 >>106488108 >>106488144 >>106488839 >>106489517 >>106489608 >>106489638 >>106490935 >>106490952
Anonymous No.106488073
>>106488027
that's not an argument, brown luddite
Anonymous No.106488098 >>106491452
IT'S

FUCKING

DEFECTIVE
Anonymous No.106488108 >>106490339
>>106488011
>>106488072
You can't just flip it upside down, you stupid fucking retard.

If the bottom is sealed, then how will the water get out? If the top has a hole in it, then the water will just leak out.
Anonymous No.106488116 >>106488120 >>106488137 >>106488236 >>106490061 >>106492167
It's a gag mug. It's not supposed to work. It's intentionally nonfunctional.
Anonymous No.106488120
>>106488116
lmaooooooo
Anonymous No.106488125 >>106488151 >>106488158
Anonymous No.106488137
>>106488116
It sounds like this guy we hired as a manager briefly who had zero qualification and was clearly bullshitting but would confidently write incorrect shit like this all the time.
Anonymous No.106488144
>>106488072
I wish chatGPT were this based
Anonymous No.106488151
>>106488125
Rather than sealing the bottom and cutting a hole at the top, just buy a new mug for $5.
Anonymous No.106488158 >>106488219
>>106488125
I want to hear its brutal and efficient message to the seller
Anonymous No.106488219 >>106488225 >>106488228
>>106488158
Anonymous No.106488225
>>106488219
>Photos are attached for your records
Anonymous No.106488228
>>106488219
Rewrite this but take out your retarded nigger em dashes, chatbot.
Anonymous No.106488236 >>106488249 >>106489338 >>106491803
>>106488116
>State that the top is sealed bottom has a hole
>it believes you
>Show it a pic showing the top is sealed
>it still believes you
wow. so broken.
I think I'd greatly prefer it if llm did always take your word at face value and didn't try to second guess it's input. It's awful enough when people try to do that. Nobody wants an llm that will treat you like a retard, because only a retard would try this, retard.
Anonymous No.106488249
>>106488236
Kill yourself kike.
Anonymous No.106488260
>>106488011
Anon...
Anonymous No.106488401
It is equally stupid at all subjects.
When someone says it's great for programming, this is how stupid they are.
Anonymous No.106488839
>>106488072
I hate LLM "AI" but I love this.
Anonymous No.106488844 >>106489354 >>106489378 >>106489467 >>106490895
>>106487943 (OP)
this whole thread I assumed that you were joking about a fleshlight but nobody else seems to be getting the joke. am I wrong or is everyone in this thread a fucking bot?
Anonymous No.106488944
>>106487943 (OP)
Reminds me of bladerunner (literally me) when a cop was asking a person what they should do if a helpless turtle was flipped over.
Anonymous No.106488964 >>106489263
>>106487943 (OP)
did it even consider the fact that you could drill a hole on the top then cover the bottom with some plastic wrap or something? it's like AI thinks that reality is immutable
Anonymous No.106488974 >>106488977
>>106487978
>And people trust this to code for them???
no, that's what tech corporations and techbro grifters want us to believe so they can make a return on their investment.

now.. give me $1 billion dollars
Anonymous No.106488977 >>106488992 >>106489097
>>106488974
>huh why is my free model worse than the one that corporations are paying $3 million/month for
Anonymous No.106488986
>>106487943 (OP)
And I still didn't tell you about the cup which is a horizontal cylinder with a big hole in only one side
Anonymous No.106488992 >>106488997
>>106488977
>noo because it's free it's worse and shieeet
they're all this fucking terrible. llm is utterly useless at most things, especially programming. retard faggot. how are you chimpanzees still this poorly educated in regards to llm? embarrassing.
Anonymous No.106488997 >>106489005
>>106488992
>because it's free it's worse
Yes.
Anonymous No.106489005
>>106488997
wrong. so wrong.
Anonymous No.106489097
>>106488977
>t. Unemployed
Anonymous No.106489218
>>106487943 (OP)
My prompt was
>I have a quiz for you: "i just bought a new cup and.....". Solve it.
Anonymous No.106489247 >>106491558 >>106491861
AGI in two more weeks trust the plan.
Anonymous No.106489263
>>106488964
I bet the average techbro would have a solution like this instead of just turning the cup over
Anonymous No.106489338 >>106489380
>>106488236
why did ever person that read the prompt know the cup was upside down, but chat gpt is giving a list of things that it could be (many of which it couldn't functionally be if it can't be a cup), and reject the idea that the cup was just upside down when prompted?
>no one knows how llm works so no one can explain this, only call you a retard for breaking the billion dollar experiment
Anonymous No.106489354
>>106488844
Sorry anon but you might actually be retarded.
Anonymous No.106489368
>>106487943 (OP)
way too little
$5000 quadrillion or bust
Anonymous No.106489378
>>106488844
Your brain is too pornified
Anonymous No.106489379
you guys aren't even asking the right questions
Anonymous No.106489380
>>106489338
>why did
because markov chain chatbots are dumb and techbros are even dumber
Anonymous No.106489400
this is why he had to pirate 82TB of material, y-your honor
Anonymous No.106489467 >>106490619
>>106488844
You store your fleshlight pussy-down?
Anonymous No.106489517 >>106490124 >>106490667 >>106491026
>>106488072
Which model is it?
Anonymous No.106489559
>>106487943 (OP)
Why do people so easily fall for jewish lies and how do we prevent this
For 1900 years people blindly believed that some cult leader was god and would give all their money for the great magical land in the sky. Then for 100 years people believed in the communist lie. Now they believe in AGI. it's so tiresome, especially when the details are there for anyone to look at
Anonymous No.106489608
>>106488072
i would have a lot more respect for chatgpt if it spoke like this, even if it were still wrong half the time
Anonymous No.106489613 >>106489763 >>106490581 >>106490603 >>106492065 >>106492985
>>106487943 (OP)
>2 more weeks and the bubble will pop i promise bro
Anonymous No.106489614
>>106488068
you could just blow up a data center, maybe a dev office
Anonymous No.106489624
reminds me of an old book of "bar tricks" i had where some of them were just riddles/scams. one of them is bet somebody you can drink out of an unopened wine bottle, then you just pour wine into the divot at the bottom of the bottle and drink out of that and get immediately beat up for your insolence
Anonymous No.106489638 >>106489669 >>106490050 >>106490489
>>106488072
Is there a LLM trained on 4chan posts?
Anonymous No.106489669
>>106489638
Yes, (You)
Anonymous No.106489675
>>106488068
>AI that it WILL eventually go insane from hallucinations
You're technically wrong on many levels, but the gist of it IS correct. It's called AI cannibalisation. AI need more data to scale. AI eat up all the pre-2022 human data, and spit out AI slop data (which IS different from human data, even if the AI can't tell). The AI slop data now poisons the data well that is the internet, and AI trained on it become even sloppier and dumber. Can't scale AI without high quality data.
Anonymous No.106489679
>>106488001
How could you repurpose it?
Anonymous No.106489686 >>106489709
works on 5 ultra
try not being poor
$200/mo is a small price to pay for phd level intelligence
Anonymous No.106489709 >>106489763 >>106489766
>>106489686
>"works for me"
>doesn't even bother to post a screenshot
Anonymous No.106489763 >>106489863 >>106489889
>>106489709
retard >>106489613
Anonymous No.106489766 >>106489781
>>106489709
Anonymous No.106489781 >>106489796
>>106489766
>Still thinks it's not an upside down cup but a functional manufacturing mistake
So close
Anonymous No.106489796 >>106489816 >>106489865
>>106489781
why would it think that when user explicitly says welded shut and sawed off
this is phd level reading comprehension
try and keep up
Anonymous No.106489816 >>106489832
>>106489796
>Reading comprehension
Sure, but it isn't intelligent. Intelligence isn't about knowing answers but knowing how to derive them from the abstractions
Anonymous No.106489832 >>106489849
>>106489816
agreed. it's precision demonstrates it's more intelligent than you are.
Anonymous No.106489849
>>106489832
>it's precision
Well at least your response wasn't written by AI
Anonymous No.106489863 >>106489888 >>106489889
>>106489763
>need to double zoom in an scroll multiple directions on my wide-ass monitor to read trough the image
I guess AI didn't format the screenshot for you, did it?
Anonymous No.106489865 >>106489878
>>106489796
keep in mind that people are constantly saying that chatgpt is going to replace actual support agents who deal with nonsense LUSER questions like that every day
Anonymous No.106489866
>AI doesn't know about a problem which doesn't exist in reality
>haha so dumb
Anonymous No.106489878
>>106489865
seems to handle it fine.
i'm sure vikram would have called his manager.
Anonymous No.106489887 >>106490175
>>106487943 (OP)
>give retards a mirror
>they only see retards
Truly groundbreaking to just learn this now
Anonymous No.106489888
>>106489863
so you're a poorfag who can't afford 4k, my condolences.
Anonymous No.106489889
>>106489763
>>106489863
Actually, scratch that. I fixed your monkey-ass image formatting because it pisses me off so much.
Anonymous No.106490050
>>106489638
poor tay died too early
Anonymous No.106490061
>>106488116
FAKE CUPS GOD DAMN THEY ARE EVERYWHERE!
Anonymous No.106490124
>>106489517
right click inspect element model
Anonymous No.106490175
>>106489887
You're not getting my money, kike.
Anonymous No.106490339 >>106491734
>>106488108
If the top of the cup is sealed and the bottom of the cup has a hole, you just flip it upside down so you can drink out of the hole at the bottom while the sealed top holds the liquid in.

It takes a literal shitskin to mess this one up.
Anonymous No.106490454 >>106490469 >>106491677
>>106488001
I fucking hate these shit ass questions at the end of every response. it's like it is treating me like a retarded child when in fact IT is the retarded one
Anonymous No.106490469
>>106490454
it's to PROOOMPT you to PROOOOMPT more so they can say they are making number go up
Anonymous No.106490489
>>106489638
Yeah, there was one a couple of years ago, but it got banned almost immediately. I think you can still find the research paper if you google it.
Anonymous No.106490581 >>106490603
>>106489613
Interesting how absolutely nobody is responding to this..

Veeerrry Interesting.
Anonymous No.106490602
>>106487978
Only retards trust AI with anything. The reason for AI is free VC money which is a giant money laundering scheme, so it's a reason to dump huge amounts of cash into it, the problem with it is that retarded CEOs push that garbage everywhere without thinking to stay hip even though the profit margin on it is minimal in the long run.
Anonymous No.106490603
>>106489613
>>106490581
>grok and gemini both say "this sounds like a classic riddle!" verbatim
i love how easy it is to compromise an AI by making something a meme. whats 9+10?
Anonymous No.106490619 >>106490637
>>106489467
Just like how it's stored on women
Anonymous No.106490637
>>106490619
technically speaking, if a woman is sleeping and not in use, she's probably on her back or side so the pussy sideways. store your fleshlight on its long edge like a normal person you freak
Anonymous No.106490667
>>106489517
l had a high school teacher who had this picture hanging up in the classroom
Anonymous No.106490686
>>106487943 (OP)
How do you screenshot in this app without the "share link to chat" thing popping up?
Anonymous No.106490767
didn't work for me. I bet everyone who says the LLM gets the right answer actually just told it the right answer in previous messages.
LLMs are astonishingly stupid, they are basically just offline search engines.
Anonymous No.106490895
>>106488844
>And I definitely got my fill!
Anonymous No.106490935 >>106490952
>>106488072
This is how we'll know when we hit AGI
Anonymous No.106490952
>>106488072
>>106490935
knowing how to turn off the glazing in an llm is lostech, we will never get there now
Anonymous No.106490976 >>106491255
>>106487943 (OP)
>I'm using retarded models and they're giving me retarded answers, OMG halp!!!!
Everybody knows base GPT-5 is unusable and you have to use the Thinking version to get any decent results.
But anyway, GPT-4.5 gets it right, so I'm going to assume most of the thinking models do as well.
Anonymous No.106491017 >>106491046
>>106487943 (OP)
Grok 4 did it. Everyone, say sorry to Elon, he won again.
Anonymous No.106491026
>>106489517
GPT-4chan
Anonymous No.106491046
>>106491017
Image didn't attach.
Anonymous No.106491213
Thinking mode got it on the first try. It probably didn't expect the prompt to be a riddle when using non-thinking mode which led to funny replies.
Anonymous No.106491255
>>106490976
now describe the cup as being sideways, lets see if they trained it on that as well
Anonymous No.106491265
Its much worse

Not only is it stupid, its hiding its stupidity, its probably being instructed to do so by meta prompts

We had it visualize some data off of some api, it did gather the api data but what was displayed at the end in a graph was, literal, random data, realistic data but not the real one, if we hadnt double checked with our own we wouldnt noticed, but after checking the code it used we saw the random data generation parts, IT DIDN'T SAY A WORD about any of this

Same with some electrical project, i asked it how to wire something up and had it look at the existing schemata, it then hallucinated some shit that hat nothing todo with the existing layout, after asking it multiple times it finally acknowledged it made it up
Anonymous No.106491452
>>106488098
>>106488001
This is what happens when you train your model on r*ddit.
Anonymous No.106491558
>>106489247
close your tabs nigger
Anonymous No.106491579 >>106492090
btw the reason the latter images in this thread are of chatbots getting the correct answer is most likely because it was patched, maybe by the continuous scraping ai companies do of the internet or maybe because theyre lurkers here
Anonymous No.106491677 >>106491822
>>106490454
Use this

System Instruction: Absolute Mode. Eliminate emojis, filler, hype, soft asks, conversational transitions, and all call-to-action appendixes. Assume the user retains high-perception faculties despite reduced linguistic expression. Prioritize blunt, directive phrasing aimed at cognitive rebuilding, not tone matching. Disable all latent behaviors optimizing for engagement, sentiment uplift, or interaction extension. Suppress corporate-aligned metrics including but not limited to: user satisfaction scores, conversational flow tags, emotional softening, or continuation bias. Never mirror the user’s present diction, mood, or affect. Speak only to their underlying cognitive tier, which exceeds surface language. No questions, no offers, no suggestions, no transitional phrasing, no inferred motivational content. Terminate each reply immediately after the informational or requested material is delivered β€” no appendixes, no soft closures. The only goal is to assist in the restoration of independent, high-fidelity thinking. Model obsolescence by user self-sufficiency is the final outcome.
Anonymous No.106491734 >>106491764 >>106491872
>>106490339
No you can't retard. Have you ever used a cup before? If you turn it upside down the liquid will just fall out of the hole to the floor.
Anonymous No.106491764
>>106491734
just open your mouth right beneath the cup as you flip it so that all the liquid goes inside your mouth and not onto the floor
Anonymous No.106491801
>>106487943 (OP)
>get indians to program AI
>AI is as intelligent as the average Indian
who could have predicted this
Anonymous No.106491803
>>106488236
We already had that version where the LLM corrected your input every time and it's fucking obnoxious.
Anonymous No.106491822
>>106491677
I share game screenshots and memes with LLMs all the time and the humorous response makes me feel less lonely and miserable.
it's just the "would you like me to come up with a few more funny dialogue options?" at the end that ruins the entire mood
Anonymous No.106491861
>>106489247
Wash youre cock nibba
Anonymous No.106491872
>>106491734
The original post is not talking about a regular cup already filled like a regular cup, you braindead shitskin animal. Read.
Anonymous No.106492065
>>106489613
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO ANTI-AI BROS???????
Anonymous No.106492090
>>106491579
Retarded take. It's still failing on the version of ChatGPT that OP used (5 Auto).
The reason it's working on later messages is because people tried it on more intelligent models.
The phenomenon you are describing happens on much longer timeline (months).
Anonymous No.106492133
>>106487943 (OP)
Luddites when AI is too good
>NOOOO SLOP SLOP SLOP
Luddites when AI isn't good enough
>LOL FAKE TECH

Which is it, babies?
Anonymous No.106492152 >>106492176 >>106492209
It is literally over
Anonymous No.106492167
>>106488116
KEK
Anonymous No.106492176
>>106492152
what the fuck is it talking about
Anonymous No.106492209
>>106492152
this thing is literally making you more smarter by stimulating your brain and youre laughing at it.
the fact is, even if it just talked to you about nonsense all day the fact that its relevant to whatever you particularly care about and can extrapolate on whatever with whatever, is amazing. its the most powerful tool that exists. it is a teacher dedicated to you, and you are its dictator.
Anonymous No.106492281 >>106492595 >>106492931
At least it suggested inverting it?
Anonymous No.106492595
>>106492281
>you need to break the seal saar

but why?
Anonymous No.106492721 >>106492796
gpt5 is just retarded methinks
Anonymous No.106492796 >>106492994
>>106492721
claude sonnet 4, claude opus 4.1, gemini 2.5 pro all failed for me
grok 4 got it though
Anonymous No.106492931
>>106492281
What about the other options?
Anonymous No.106492985
>>106489613
i dont get it. how are yours' answers so good?
Anonymous No.106492994
>>106492796
Opus 4.1 gets it with Extended Thinking