Thread 106489421

best Canadian tech?

>>106489421 (OP)
eTransfer
Phone number optional
App optional
Doesn't dox your legal name
Flat transfer fee

>>106489421 (OP)
CANDU reactor

>>106489501
etransfers are honestly sick, I pity americans and their corpo apps they use to send money

>>106489421 (OP)
whatever nortel did, and the Robertson Screwdriver

>>106489554
>>106489501
etransfer is honestly sick as hell but tbqh we stole it from the yuropeans.

Canada had the best interceptor on the planet until the US said "nah if you don't buy ours we're invading you"

>>106489421 (OP)
Insulin of course, does early Avril Lavigne count? A shame her phenotype is shinny Pokémon tier in modern new new Deli I mean Canada. We didn't know how good we had it bros. Everyone is too numbed by the sun and pot smoke to care it seems.

>>106489501
Kinda sounds like iDeal (the basis of Wero) in eurostan.

>>106489421 (OP)
It's a tossup between the USB enabled but plug-credit card swiper and the tripper-ripple-golf-ball-sized maple syrup suppository

>>106489799
>credit card swiper
you ahvent been able to use swipe in canada for like 20 fucking years, it's considered completely obsolete and most new model payment terminals made domestically dont even have it

>>106489706
>Robertson Screwdriver

Sadly, robertson was bought by berkshire hathaway and moved to China.

>>106489856
it was still invented here
>hurr canada makes M16A2s through diemaco, the AR15 is a canadian invention now!!!!

>>106489501
>Flat transfer fee
they actually got rid of that a while ago, if you just finish signing up for it properly and enable autodeposit it's completely free even for individuals (vice businesses)

>>106489870
Speaking of, like half of the features that make the AR15 good or unique were invented in Canada to winterize it. The foward assist and brass deflector were originally modifications for the C7A1, basically "what if the AR15/M16 didn't suck and melt anywhere that isn't an average clear day in Ohio" and the C7A2 was the first military AR variant to come with ambidextrous controls by default.

Also giving everyone scopes and machine guns is a distinctly Canadian doctrine. We basically invented the modern small unit tactical meta in WWII by having standard fire teams be intended to be highly mobile and basically every single one having at least one LMG with them, and ponied up to issue 2x scopes as standard in Bosnia.

leafs cope and seethe over the Arrow but Avro also made a fucking flying saucer

when nortel imploded due to rampant stock fraud like half of them went to cisco

canada was also one of the first nations to get widespread fibre optic installed -- everyone knows Corning now for IT infra stuff but they only got into that industry after getting paid by nortel to start making glass wire instead of drinkware and windows

>>106489421 (OP)
radio telephony, arguably (some italians claim it was them but fuck dem niggas)

synthetic kevlar was invented in Canada at Du Pont

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>>106489716
Why canadians are so violent ?

>>106489421 (OP)
only fools believe in nation states.
only zero achievers look for collective identities to piggyback on.

>>106489421 (OP)
Synthetic Aperture RADAR wasn't invented in canada but the current highest-fidelity ones are made by canadian companies right now, or at least by canadian talent in american subsidiaries

>>106489968
>t. american apple pie enjoyer

jet watercraft are a canadian thing (the sea doo, which doesnt use conventional propellers, it's a crazy impeller setup that basically acts as a hydraulic turbopump thing)

shoutouts to whatever the hell this thing is

a canadian rapper did the tracks and announcer voices for Third Strike

What has America ever invented?

>>106489421 (OP)
Putting wigs on your dog and calling it your girlfriend

>>106490738
this is actually illegal in canada

>>106489961
We don't like wars, we don't like spending money on the military, we fuck up regularly due to being under-prepared.
But we also, perhaps deliberately even, don't pay attention to what the boys are doing over there. They get away with a lot, and always have.
Google "Canadian war crimes" to learn more.

Indians. Over 12million of them in fact. (total country population 42mil).

>>106489961
Canadians usually won't start senseless fights, but sure as hell will end them.
>>106491029
>Canadian war crimes
It isn't a crime if it's the first time :^)

>>106491409
it's a multi layered and incredibly complicated meme that i will NOT explain for at least three minutes

>>106489501
I can see everyone's legal name in BMO, a trade name and business account doesn't help.

>>106489421 (OP)
Vz-9
Arrow

>>106489968
What tech do you think they need for beyond the ice wall?

>>106491663
Canadian cartoons probably made legions of proto-channers bust many a nut and gain a lot of weird fetishes

>>106489421 (OP)
(((mindgeek))) probably the most prominent theyre in quebec and serve everyone incest porn

I miss my blackberry

>>106491625
It's been well over three minutes, anon.

>>106491698
How do you do that?
I want to look up my anonymous landlord

>>106493080
that image is of the MiG-29 Foxbat, which is visually similar to the Avro Arrow. The "official" reason for the Arrow program's cancellation (and Avro's subsequent total financial death) is due to compromise by Russia. Some say that the Foxbat is in fact the result of Russian spying on Avro, but in fact the inner workings of the Foxbat are incredibly different from the Arrow, and their profile is merely a product of the styling of the time. The need for both companies (Avro and MiG) to create a high-speed interceptor of that general shape were motivated largely by the same desires, namely to patrol the Arctic and potentially carry (but more likely defend from) tactical nuclear weapons to be launched over the north pole.

The bridge to Detroit

>>106489847
Clearly you haven't been to a strip club lately.

>>106493797
we even have our own equivalent of the credit card asscrack joke; savagely stoning hookers with loonies and toonies

>>106489421 (OP)
The Canadarm

>>106489501
>eTransfer
is this really a canadian thing?
>>106491663
>i come from the NET

>>106489421 (OP)
MAID

>>106494745
yeah, sorry we arent like the retarded US where you have to pay 5.99 per dollar to e-mail someone some money

>>106489421 (OP)
insulin isolation.
avro arrow
canadarm

but its worth noting that canada has not produced anything of relevance for at least 20 years. canadian R&D and manufacturing has been hamstrung by successive incompetent governments.

telecommunications monopolies

>>106495548
Cross your fingers that optical quantum computing is actually feasible and Xanadu beats the big bad Chinese to it. If I've heard right, Australia has been told "5 more years" for the last 10 years by the company they're dumping billions into to do the same.

>>106495548
incorrect.
but its worth noting that canada has not produced anything of relevance for at least 40 years. canadian R&D and manufacturing had been hamstrung by successive competent american governments and was not re-invested into by our more recent incompetent ones

>>106495664
The americans can do whatever they want, ultimately it was decisions made by Canadian gooberment goons that enabled it.

>>106495498
"Better than the US" is a very low bar.
Euro's still have us beat with giro transfers. Canadian banks still have the fucked up idea that you absolutely must have explicit permission from the recipient to hand them money.

>>106495705
>Canadian banks still have the fucked up idea that you absolutely must have explicit permission from the recipient to hand them money.
https://www.interac.ca/en/how-to-use/interac-e-transfer/how-to-set-up-interac-e-transfer-autodeposit/

retarded gay american larper

>>106495729
i think this "man" lives in my province. i should go kill him

>>106495780
>posts a link stating people need to opt-in to receive money directly into their account
Thanks for proving my point.

>>106495837
you literally just click two buttons with your bank. sorry you're american and have to Klarna your 3.54 bottle of vape oil and pay a 41$ surcharge on it because you had to go through nine payment processors

>>106495837
This. Why can't I just Venmo that shit? Canada is fucking cucked.

>>106495793
Reported to the Royal Canadian Mounted Police.

>>106495897
How will you pay the RCMP if you can't even send them money online KEKW

>>106489421 (OP)
The Jeetshaker.
(Only /pol/fags will appreciate the reference)

>>106495996
Nobody appreciates /pol/fags
Fuck off

>>106489706
>whatever nortel did
mass-wiretapping?

>>106497158
its okay when intel does it

>>106495996
Based.

>>106496985
Fuck off brownoid.

>>106497761
OwO !!!

What do canadians eat?

>>106489421 (OP)
The BlackBerry was cool, too bad they completely fucked it up and handed the entire market to Apple when they came out with the iPhone.

>>106498263
Germans