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Anonymous No.106493943 >>106493962 >>106493967 >>106494062 >>106494104 >>106496484 >>106496515 >>106496583 >>106498457 >>106498518 >>106498724 >>106498902 >>106500658 >>106500940 >>106501945 >>106502092 >>106502218
>the package has left for delivery
Anonymous No.106493962 >>106494096
>>106493943 (OP)
>he boughted
Anonymous No.106493967 >>106494096
>>106493943 (OP)
>attempted delivery
>no one home
Anonymous No.106494005 >>106494096
>package has been returned to the country of origin
Anonymous No.106494040 >>106494096
>Package has been damaged. Returning to sender.
Anonymous No.106494051 >>106494096
>Package has been routed to the incorrect delivery location. Please allow 48 hours for the package to be re-routed.
Anonymous No.106494062 >>106494096
>>106493943 (OP)
>the package has been stolen.
Anonymous No.106494086
>sudo apt install [package]
>"The package is out for delivery"
Fucking Debian
Anonymous No.106494096
>>106493962
>>106493967
>>106494005
>>106494040
>>106494051
>>106494062
s-s-s-top
Anonymous No.106494103 >>106496538
Anonymous No.106494104
>>106493943 (OP)
>package has been delivered
>delivery photo is clearly not your doorstep
Anonymous No.106494153
>package has been delivered
>photo is of some random apartment door
Anonymous No.106494233 >>106496009 >>106496573
>your β€œPACKAGE” β€œβ€CAME”” in the β€œβ€β€MALE”””?
ΰ² _ΰ² 
Anonymous No.106494643 >>106500934
>package has been delivered to a nearby store/locker as you requested
>please collect it at your convenience
Not sure why everyone doesn't do this. Waiting in for a parcel is deprecated.
Anonymous No.106494674
>package has been delivered
>pick it up
>it's the wrong part
Anonymous No.106494732
>package has been delivered
>I check my ring camera to watch the Amazon delivery guy walk down the steps of my long ass driveway while carrying a 50lb package of wood pellets for my grill

Yes, struggle peon, work for those dollars
Anonymous No.106495258 >>106496399
>unable to deliver
>call post office
>"idk it's here tho"
>pick up
>packing tape on the box says adult toy repeated in red.
Lmao
Anonymous No.106496009
>>106494233
??????
Anonymous No.106496346
technology?
Anonymous No.106496399 >>106501861
>>106495258
>>packing tape on the box says adult toy repeated in red.
how's the Switch 2? worth buying?
Anonymous No.106496484
>>106493943 (OP)
>package requires signature on delivery
>driver signs it himself
Anonymous No.106496515
>>106493943 (OP)
>Package arrived at sorting facility: Honolulu, Hawaii
Anonymous No.106496538
>>106494103
haha it's my life
Anonymous No.106496573
>>106494233
And the boots to match!
Anonymous No.106496583
>>106493943 (OP)
>Package in transit. Estimated arrival date: 09/03/25. No further updates available.
Anonymous No.106496743
>The sender is in transit. He will never deliver a child.
Anonymous No.106498457
>>106493943 (OP)
>the delivery left package the for
Anonymous No.106498473
Oh, I get it. "Package" means penis.
haha, oh you guys.
Anonymous No.106498518
>>106493943 (OP)
>Service interruption: Delivery delayed
Anonymous No.106498724
>>106493943 (OP)
>delivery expected 24/11/26 no further updates available
Anonymous No.106498732 >>106498846
>Package is stuck in customs
Anonymous No.106498846
>>106498732
You've done it now 'arry!
Anonymous No.106498875
>Package is waiting for pick-up.
>The company delivered 40km away from you, in the wrong post office.
Happened with me two weeks ago, but they magically fixed three days later.
Anonymous No.106498902
>>106493943 (OP)
>only update is that they "shipped" it and it never turns up
many such cases
Anonymous No.106498919 >>106498975
>walk to work
>that one guy that has his packages left out on the front door for at least 24 hours
Anonymous No.106498975
>>106498919
Leave it alone Shaquane. I'm glad you have a job tho.
Anonymous No.106500658
>>106493943 (OP)
Package has been sitting a hundred miles away for months since no one could give a fuck delivering it
Anonymous No.106500934 >>106502079
>>106494643
because im at home 24/7 and i dont want to walk 1 mile to pick it up.
Anonymous No.106500940
>>106493943 (OP)
i really fucking miss prime store that was 10min delivery or whatever. I could order tower case and get it in an hour. now everything takes fucking 2-3 days or more.
Anonymous No.106501861
>>106496399
Probably not. The onahole was worth buying tho.
Anonymous No.106501945
>>106493943 (OP)
>Shipment delayed - delivery vehicle struck by train
Anonymous No.106502079
>>106500934
Even when I'm in all day, it's still stressful waiting for a delivery. What if I'm on a call, or playing an online game, or taking a shit, or jerking off? What if my shitty ring doorbell waits for ages before notifying me, and the driver has already disappeared by the time I get to the door?
Anonymous No.106502092
>>106493943 (OP)
I hate when this happens and I'm not at home
Anonymous No.106502120 >>106502530
>2 days? No, it will arrive in 2 weeks as it tours the Entire United States for no reason
Anonymous No.106502218
>>106493943 (OP)
>all your package are belong to us
Anonymous No.106502530
>>106502120
HOLY SHIT