Thread 106496710

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Anonymous 9/6/2025, 1:29:08 AM No.106496710 >>106496822 >>106496870 >>106496892 >>106496926

>be me, military industrial complex wagie
>Trump renames "Department of Defense" to "Department of War" because he thinks it sounds cooler
>everyone has a good laugh
>"Oh classic Trump. What a goofball."
>they all get to forget about it and move on with their lives
>meanwhile
>I have to stop everything I'm doing because now I have to comb through the codebase of every user-facing application we have and replace all references to DoD with DoW

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 1:30:49 AM No.106496725

>Not Department of Offense

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 1:32:30 AM No.106496734

ctr+r "Department of Defense" -> "Department of War"

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 1:43:41 AM No.106496822

>>106496710 (OP)
Removing the doublespeak is actually based, regardless of his reasons for doing it.

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 1:48:48 AM No.106496870

>>106496710 (OP)
get fucked servant of satan, i hope you tabulate constantly changing data in hell for an eternity

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 1:50:54 AM No.106496892

>>106496710 (OP)
The reason is we are actually going to war with Venezuela. Like a real, declaration of war. That country is about to get fucked by the most gigantic dick they've ever seen and I will be popping the champagne bottles when those commie fucks finally get nuked.

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 1:55:13 AM No.106496926

>>106496710 (OP)
sed -i 's/DoD/DoW/g' ./src/*