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Anonymous No.106500399 [Report] >>106500435 >>106500763 >>106501607 >>106501748 >>106501799 >>106502711 >>106502806 >>106503121 >>106503439 >>106505533 >>106505832 >>106505944 >>106506052 >>106506330
iMessage blue
Women keep making fun of me for having green text bubbles.
I thought this would stop at 30
Anonymous No.106500435 [Report] >>106500763 >>106501737 >>106505643
>>106500399 (OP)
They aren't worth anything if they care about stupid shit like that.
Anonymous No.106500763 [Report] >>106500920 >>106506344
>>106500399 (OP)
>i thought i would stop broadcasting my poorfaggotry at 30
Obviously you didn't.

>>106500435
>not wanting to get with a poor man makes you worthless
This cope is rather epic.
Anonymous No.106500920 [Report] >>106501696 >>106503499
>>106500763
Androids are more expensive than Apple devices
Anonymous No.106501607 [Report]
>>106500399 (OP)
This is a feature. It helps you avoid the retards as any woman so fixated on which phone you are using does not possess the intellect required for bearing suitable offspring.
Anonymous No.106501696 [Report] >>106505832
>>106500920
like 2% of them are, but you knew that.
Anonymous No.106501737 [Report]
>>106500435
fpbp
Anonymous No.106501738 [Report]
>a fucking phone is a status symbol in the US
country of actual poorfags
Anonymous No.106501748 [Report]
>>106500399 (OP)
>I thought this would stop at 30
It does.
Unfortunately, women never mentally mature past 15.
Anonymous No.106501799 [Report] >>106503421 >>106505461
>>106500399 (OP)
Yep, iPhones are necessary for social life.
In college, one of the guys in my fraternity had an Android... He wasn't in any of our group chats so half the time he didn't get invited to things
Anonymous No.106502711 [Report] >>106503499
>>106500399 (OP)
Are Americans really this materialistic??
Anonymous No.106502772 [Report] >>106502858
Tf is wrong with the US? I wouldn't even know that messages from Android phones are green if it wasn't for Americans mentioning it here. Sounds crazy.
Also why do you use SMS to text? We use Instagram DMs. You ask girls for Instagram in bars.
t. Euro
Anonymous No.106502806 [Report]
>>106500399 (OP)

she truly is but does not have bathroom what is
Anonymous No.106502858 [Report]
>>106502772
>hahaha what the fuck is wrong with burgers and their obsession with iphones
>we just sell our entire lives to a jew and get raped by muslims
I don't think this is the own you think it is.
Anonymous No.106503121 [Report] >>106506584
>>106500399 (OP)
Unfunny meme. There aren't actually places in the world where women care about that.
Anonymous No.106503421 [Report]
>>106501799
Me with the marshmallow
Anonymous No.106503439 [Report]
>>106500399 (OP)
>american women
Yeah, you probably should get an iphone

And a forklift
Anonymous No.106503499 [Report] >>106504826
>>106500920
>Androids are more expensive than Apple devices
I thought Americans only have so many Iphones because the network operator is paying for it while fucking you in the ass with higher tariff plans.

>>106502711
In the US it's not only women and lgbt's who have Iphones. This much I know.
Anonymous No.106504826 [Report]
>>106503499
I thought Americans only have so many Iphones because they are more developed in America than any other phone.
Anonymous No.106505461 [Report]
>>106501799
>Me taking the shot
Anonymous No.106505533 [Report]
>>106500399 (OP)
anon you're hallucinating again
there are more iphone users here in canada than even the US and i have never encountered this
Anonymous No.106505643 [Report]
>>106500435
>They aren't worth anything
Poorfag cope, sorry anon but some women have standards.
Anonymous No.106505832 [Report] >>106506052 >>106506300
>>106500399 (OP)
If a 30 year old woman is talking about green and blue bubbles, you are dodging bullets. Find real women.
>>106501696
And only 2% buy phones outright, what’s your point?
Anonymous No.106505944 [Report]
>>106500399 (OP)
My ex was happy I had android, she considered using iPhone as a man to be performative or girly. She wanted an android man with a practical, durable phone case
Anonymous No.106506052 [Report]
>>106500399 (OP)
This OP, >>106505832

Go find yourself a nice country girl or gear head tomboy GF instead. Those types of women tend to be less vapid about caring whether you own a Jewoogle or cr-Apple spyware brick.
Anonymous No.106506300 [Report]
>>106505832
>real women
>30+
you mean hags.
Anonymous No.106506330 [Report]
>>106500399 (OP)
>this kills the itoddler hoe
Even rajesh can now ask for bob and vagene with a blue bubble:
https://bluebubbles.app/
Anonymous No.106506344 [Report] >>106506356
>>106500763
My phone is more expensive than any iPhone.
It's not about money.

And even if it was, i'd not want a woman that shallow.
Anonymous No.106506356 [Report]
>>106506344
>spending lots of money for an inferior good
Anonymous No.106506389 [Report] >>106506434
bitches are fucking retarded she can keep her rented iphone in her rented apartment while im living here on 100 acres, with a house, 2 vehicles and zero debt. I know that's not most your boys situation but what I mean is women will just make the most retarded assumptions about someone's financial status because of the color of text bubble. Best of luck out there lads.
Anonymous No.106506434 [Report]
>>106506389
>getting this mad
It's an aspie test, and you failed.
Anonymous No.106506584 [Report]
>>106503121
>Unfunny meme. There aren't actually places in the world where women care about that.
You've clearly never met an AmeriKek woman in ungodly urban sprawl. Some of them really are that fucking vapid, but those are usually the dumb rich girls who basically live off daddy's credit card and there's less of them the further out of the city you move.

T. Fiilthadelphian where we burn down our own cities if we don't get free PS5's lole.