Thread 106503284

bought a used laptop from some dude on FB marketplace, normally id just wipe the drive but the guy seemed kinda weird so i wanted to know what he'd been up to on the laptop. it looks like he enabled bitlocker at some point because after plugging the hard drive into another pc i still cant mount the drive. is there a way around bitlocker encryption to snoop around the guys hard drive?

>inb4 "just wipe the drive" "respect his privacy" etc

>>106503284 (OP)
buy an nvidia RTX 5090 and run the bitlocker bruteforce cracker. it may do it in a week or it make take 5 years, but it will do it.

>>106503284 (OP)
>t. shaertypedo
>t. we hacked ur board but now help us, pliss

>"forsen retired"
god, i hope so. fuck that freak and his pedonigger community.

>>106503314
oh, where are my manners...
sharty... PEDOS

>>106503284 (OP)
all you need is his microsoft account details, as they store the key.
you should already know his microsoft account name because that should show at log-in on the laptop. see if he has a hint about what his password is

>>106503334
>using msft
neither you nor the pedo belong in here

>>106503314
>>106503331
why do 4cucks have to constantly proclaim their obsession with a culture that they kicked out over raiding a literal faggot board?

give it back jamal

This >>106503384
You are gonna be raped in jail.

>>106503379
"""culture"""

>>106503414
>"culturAAAACKACKACKACACACKAKCAKCKACKAKCKAKACKKACAK

>>106503379
dont show up we wont be mentioning you
retarded trany faggot

ur literally the same as the tranies
>why are you obsessed?
>*shoves a tranyflag in you rface*

get the fuck out of here retards

ur retarded. fkn duh

>>106503447
>dont show up we wont be mentioning you
>retarded trany faggot
>
>ur literally the same as the tranies
>>why are you obsessed?
>>*shoves a tranyflag in you rface*
>
>get the fuck out of here retards
>
>ur retarded. fkn duh

>>106503284 (OP)

was crypted at some point just detach item and walk away

>>106503447
>dont show up we wont be mentioning you
>retarded tranny faggot
>
>ur literally the same as the tranies
>>why are you obsessed?
>>*shoves a tranyflag in you rface*
>
>get the fuck out of here retards
>
>ur retarded. fkn duh

pathetic samefag thread kek, also >>106503311 is your option
feds have data centers for this shit doe

>>106503453
>t. trany fagot
sharty is a trany site full stop

ur a bunch of tranoid faggots
unironical ones

>>106503482
>>t. trany fagot
>sharty is a trany site full stop
>
>ur a bunch of tranoid faggots
>unironical ones

>>106503476

sad being
no real power
does not even float

>>106503521
>
(0 effort)

sharty is unironically
honestly
a trany site

>sad being
>no real power
>does not even float

>(0 effort)

>sharty is unironically
>honestly
>a trany site

basedjaks are /qa/ culture, not /onions/ culture

>>106503543
>

>>106503550
the 4cuck cries out at the basedteens as he steals their memes as xis own

>>106503561
transgender detected or something

>>106503550
no, youre neither
youre leftypol affiliated trash

>>106503568
i use both websites although I use 4chan more because it has /g/ and is less autistic

No more brother wars.
sharty and 4chan can coexist.
the real enemy is xitter ,plebbit and pisscord

>>106503568
soÿteens are pedos though

>>106503584
>>106503532
>>106503523
>>106503447
forgot to take his meds again award

>>106503596
no
fuck em.
and fuck you retard monkey brownoid pedo

>>106503601
>>106503621
>>106503584

why do pedophiles have to blame others for their own pedophilia? why cant they just stfu

>>106503621
What's your problem? I never insulted you

>>106503284 (OP)
if the laptop has exposed TPM pins you might be able to sniff its traffic and extract the key. Stacksmashing made a video about that. Unless the guy enabled the TPM pin then it should work, provided that you can connect to the tpm pins.

>>106503610
sharty = pedo
so shut the fuck up niggermonkey
tf is wrong with you

>>106503637
when will you get off your estrogen and realise youre not being at all subtle about your projection

best thread on the board atm

sharty thread o algo

>>106503642
sharty = pedo
tf is wrong with you, niggermonkey?
>>106503331 (picrel)

>>106503657
go to sleep grandpa
you gotta sleep off the meds somehow

>>106503667
>digression from the fact shartynegroes are pedos
um hmm
u still fuck your hand bc your cock is 3 inches long

AND youre a pedo

>>106503657
ever heard of falseflagging?
>False flagging is the act of pinning the blame of a negative event on someone or something completely different than the actual source of responsibility.

>>106503676
>>106503680

how long have you schizos been awake for ?

>>106503680
>hurr durr we w ere just pretending
no. you were not.

>>106503676
>you fuck your hand
>you have a tiny pecker
>your cock is 3 inches long
>you're a pedo
>ALL BECAUSE.... I SAID SO!

>erm, basedjaks are bad because uhh
>THEY JUST ARE OKAY

Scary things are happening itt.

>>106503694
why is blud so obsessed with screenshotting random shit of what other people say
go touch grass geg

>>106503694
my point is that it is probably an offsiter trying to get the site taken down, not a user of the website.
Image unrelated

>>106503686
>another digression
>whatever, but just dont keep talking about shartyfaggots being a bucnh of agp tranies

>>106503713
i dont give half a fuck about your point, trany
sharty is a faggot hole

>>106503732
commit suicide already geg
youre obsessed

>>106503741
no one asked you schizo failure at life

>>106503743
dilate harder, trany
i will repost
i will ruin your board
and theres fuck all you can do about it

>>106503753
go back to your reddit, retrard

>>106503755
rent free

>>106503741
i am not a tranny, you have zero argument here
i agree that the sharty is full of faggots but it's not like false flaggers don't exist on there

>>106503760
>posts in my place
>rent free
mental retard.
like, sub 80 iq
such is the power of the sharty

>>106503759
learn to spell dilating kindergartener

>>106503284 (OP)
Bait thread

>>106503311
Imho buying a gpu for that is pointless if you can rent a GPU cloud for a short time that will have >= 4 latest, most powerfull GPUs for you.

>>106503774
>my place
bro thinks he own 4chan loooooooooool

>>106503772
>im not a trany
[x] doubt

i for one welcome all people of color and gender onto my board

>>106503800
yeah then get the fuck back to the sharty with the rest of the niggers lamao

>>106503786
i did not post that, an offsiter trying to make the sharty look bad did.

>>106503800
oh, forgot picrel
im sowwy
>sharty whites

>>106503807
>>106503786
>>106503774
>>106503759
>>106503755

why are 4nigs always this angry at nothing lol

>>106503800 (You)
>>106503807 (You)

>>106503826
still whiter than you though

>>106503827
>t. >>106503826
why whould i care?

>>106503837
no, youre not.
kek, even
even fukken lamao

>>106503331
>>106503532
>>106503561
>>106503601
>>106503786
Cherry-picked screenshots

>>106503845
post skin then
not gonna chicken out right?

>>106503851
>t. jealous for not being white
many such cases

>>106503853
>t. zoomie nigger retard implies hes brown
>but also that he finds its natural to have a pocket snitch
i have a dumbphone with no camera
you have an iphone which s erves the same function only you paid 10x as much for it
ergo:
you are brown

>>106503856
>You're not white, because I say so!

>>106503870
post hand vantanigger

>>106503878
post ur mother i like fucking women
and im nor racist
in fact
for a reasoin or another
brown women tend to have tighter holes than whites
go fucking figure
i was told its the bc thats supposed to be b
not that as a whyboi a black girls asks me
no
BEGS me to be gentle... in her pussy

also shartypedos are tranies but thats the gist of the tread now

>>106503905
words words words

>>106503913
yeah, seethe harder
you cut off your cock to get laidn shartyHOMO

>this whole thread

KEEP TAKING LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ, AND KEEP RAGING ON ME!!! YOU LOSE ALL DEBATES! KEEP CRYING ON MY SHOULDER SONS! ISLAM WON, REPLY IF YOU AGREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KEEP GETTING MAD AT THE TRVTHNVKES AND KEEP CRYING ON MY SHOULDER, I FEEL YOUR PAIN AND FRUSTRATION!

btw, report shartyhomos on sight
theyre retarded
and theyre whole ethos is shitposting
each one of their posts is trollling outside of /b/

>guy asks a technology question on technology board
>dares to post a sóyjak
>2-3 people actually respond to him
>the rest of the thread turns into shitflinging between shartoids and mindbroken 4chin millenials
/g/ - Technology

>btw, report shartyhomos on sight
>theyre retarded
>and theyre whole ethos is shitposting
>each one of their posts is trollling outside of /b/

>>106503994
its literallly just two retards obsessed with each other o algouever

you can recognioze shartyHOMOS with the following:
nonsencical conflict chasing (told you theyre ll about trolling)
using the word "obsessed"
using the formulation "keeeeeeeek" or "geeeeeeeeg " as it is used on the sharty
using teh word "doe" as stand in for "though"
or capitalization of "THOUGH" or "DOE" at the end of a phrase

>>106503994
>>106504012
keep taking lzzzzzzzzzzzz

>>106504008
>o algo
or
>or something
as a closure to a phrase
thats another sharty gimmick

>>106504012
>>106504026

rent free or however

>>106504008
and sadly, it usually takes 1 obsessed 'tard to derail one's thread on any board.

>>106504020
ma st time ive went on a rant the whol e board started lowercasing
you never know your reach with /g/
but im confident

another thing im confident in,
is shartySHITHOLE's connections with leftypol/anonymouse/aubrey cottle

>>106504046
nah, this thread never had any chance anyways
the only reason this happens in the first place is because of how dead 4chinz and its moderation is

ntm the anti white sentiment
>but its bate
yeah. approved by your janies, remember?

>>106504072
anyways time to goon to bbc o sin embargo