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>>if you're a fed, don't leave your gun and badge in a backpack under a chair (happened twice)
>should have had someone walk it out of the building and watch chaos ensue
In one case, we looked up the agent's phone number (staff member knew somebody in the guy's office), and called him.
staff: "we've got your badge and gun"
agent: "bring it to me"
staff: "heh, no, you come to defcon NOC, with photo identification"
agent: "bring it to me"
staff: "ok, we'll just call the local field office and have them send it to your field office"
agent: "on my way, where are you again"