Thread 106518895

I'd love to live off the grid, but I wouldn't live without the internet.

>>106518895 (OP)
Download everything you think you'll need for a large stint, and just go internet free for a specified time. Increase or decrease that as you see fit. You won't have /g/ though, so you won't have any frens.

>>106518895 (OP)
>I wouldn't live without the internet
Go into meticulous detail why this is impossible.

Those remote cold scientific bases would be perfect for you, wouldn't they, anon? I think I would very much enjoy a stint in one of them

>>106518895 (OP)
Self-built Cabin, greenhouse, septic, well, solar, starlink

>>106519111
isn't it illegal or something to make a fully solar off grid cabin that's got no connection to the grid? illegal to collect rain water iirc too.

>>106519208
i wish this dumb fuck meme would die already, even god damned california encourages you to collect rainwater since like 15 motherfuck years ago they even WANT you to do it because it takes burden off agriculture
and not a single motherfucking state in the union is going to come after you because a solar panel is sitting in your backyard connected to a battery. be rational

>>106519258
Yeah, as long as you haven't jury-rigged anything to a grid, you are good.

>>106519258
Thanks to my rainbarrel system, I was able to continue watering my garden as my jeet run city imposed severe watering restrictions due to their complete incompetence.

i would live without the internet now that i have image and video generation

>>106518895 (OP)
go talk to elon musk

>>106519332
but where would you get electricity

>>106518912
>/g/
>frens
You are the worst friend then.

>>106518895 (OP)
Once you come to terms with realizing you are nothing and will never be of interest to the glowies, you stop being paranoid.

>>106518912
>"frens"
you're a 30 year old autistic balding virgin in attic of his divorced parents house
stop writting "frens"

>>106519750
Bro is crashing out over frens. That projection is sad though, hope you fix yourself. Sorry about your hair though, that's not coming back.

>>106518895 (OP)
anon... you can go to the northpole now, got you covered

no idea how it compares to elon's crap though

damnit forgot pic, so we got you covered if you go to the northpole, svalbard, or eastern greenland where nobody lives... NOBODY greenlanders.. jesus christ how can you live there?

>>106518895 (OP)
That applies to most innawoods posters.

>>106519332
REEEE stay away from the north and south pole you bastard, this is norway's territory

>>106519258
In Germany you have to pay a rain collection tax.

>>106519750
Sorry to hear about your hair loss.

>thing that used to work pre-Internet can't anymore because "we lost the technology"
Is this on purpose to make grid failure die offs worse?

>>106519358
solar panel, inverter/charger, lifepo4 battery.

>>106519889
????

restart your god damn fucking nuclear plants there is one close to the danish border, perfectly fine.. that alone could power almost entire denmark

is election day here today, nothing good will come of it, but the kids are home. I love kids

>>106519889
macht kraftwerken you asshole we can't feed you, we can't feed all of germany

this triggers the homosexual kremlinist
>warum haven sie die sattelitten norwegen?

russia
sphincter
sniff it

might be german humaor but is funny

bump

bump for svalbard thread and elon is a kaffer

>>106518895 (OP)
It's possible to live off the grid while using the internet, OP.

>>106518895 (OP)
>i wanna live off the grid
>i wanna be plugged into my reddit terminal 24/7
We might have a real, live XX woman here.
Only they can be this disconnected from reality.

>>106519052
When we buried my grandfather's ashes, the groundskeeper at the cemetary said he was 98 years old and looking for someone to replace him. This was a place way out in the sticks, dirt road access only. I should've asked him about it, if it paid even just like $10,000 a year I could probably handle it fine. Just need enough to eat and keep the lights on, basically.
Don't know if it'd pay even that much , it was a small graveyard at a small village and probably relied on volunteer work from retirees, but maybe it had state funding, I don't know.

>>106518895 (OP)
>comes to /g/ a technology board
>is a retarded luddite
just kill every single poltard and tranime faggot, luke smith and mental outlaw have done untold damage to this board, an autistic white man and a autistic black man teaming up together to create a generation of third world autistic unfuckable freakish luddite incels

>>106518912
>fren
You are my enemy.

saarlink is your yaar

>>106518895 (OP)
you just need some AI that constantly generates content for you. once they get good enough you can live with locally generated internet which will most likely be very close to reality since humans are pretty predictable in the grand scheme of things

I live in a relatively small, cheap apartment, and put my savings towards multiple vacations a year

a week at a remote cabin is maybe $600, if you're flexible with your dates. I find just being alone for a few days is enough to reset me, though I think 3 days is the limit before you get bored

>>106519111
>>106527188
>starlink
I don't trust elon to not use my cp search history against me since he doesn't have a large enough userbase to go undetected

>>106527798
>not use my cp search history against me

>>106524975
That sounds like an interesting possibility, anon. Are you considering pursuing that later in life? I think if you save some good money and spend what's left of your "youth" fit, it could be a nice retirement. Of course, that also depends on where you live and it must be at least in the West.

>>106524995
Why are you so concerned about the fuckable status of tech enthusiasts?