Thread 106518972

I use Windows on my desktop PC because it's better for playing all games
I don't use AI chatbots, refuse to care about LLMs
I don't even rice my desktop any more because it's annoying and gay
I have a bachelor's degree in cybersecurity but still work at Target
My station is dirty and gross and I have a prebuilt
I am peak /g/

>>106518972 (OP)
Your thread is gay and so are you. Tranny

>>106519155
i'm white and non gay btw, but finna dip out to go to sleep

>>106518972 (OP)
>degree in cybersecurity
how does one fall for such a retarded scam

>>106519191
i just wanted to get a computer job
I didn't get one after associate's degree then bachelor's

>>106518972 (OP)
Caffeine sucks.

>>106519267
I do prefer amphetamines but they wont let me near them.

is this the jordan from like 2008 who posted pictures of pissing his pants and sleeping on the dirt in a cave with his pc?

>>106518972 (OP)
So basically you are low iq, too stupid, failed in life and that is why you are forced to use Windows, being baby duck with stockholm-syndrom. You were also those no-life people that posted your riced desktop screenshots 24/7 here and finally realized how shit your life is and there is nothing you can do. Also paid for 4chan pass and you have a tripcode. Double loser.

>>106519199
How did you fall for this scam? A BSc is the most basic degree there is. Associates degrees are only in the US and are a complete scam.
Also BSc degrees don't specialize. Any bachelor's degree worth it's money would be in general computer science. You don't even know the basics of computers, yet you want to larp as cybersec?
Also cybersec is a meme. 99% are script kiddies larping as Mr. Robot and the 1% are millionaire 500IQ nerds who sold a few zero-days to Mossad. How many zero-days have you found?

I love coffee and I'm a coffee enthusiast (I buy expensive beans, have a great grinder, calculate the exact grams for beans and water, use premium water, set temperature at the same exact setting every time, etc) but I drink it only for the taste. The caffeine is an unwanted side effect. I'm pretty sure everything in that photo is complete bullshit.

>>106518972 (OP)
>yo coffee is amazing bro, I'll have a double pumpkin spice with extra cream and sugar with jolly ranchers on top. I'm so healthy bro!
Most people don't drink pure actual coffee and still thinks the cup is good for them

I can down multiple cups of coffee and fall asleep afterwards. Meanwhile, a single beer is enough to send me on a binging frenzy. Is this a sign of ADHD?

>>106521455
If that's the only sugar they intake throughout the day it's fine.
>>106521536
Don't drink more than one cup of coffee, you're crashing. It's not a solid sign of anything in particular, you probably have a deficiency in some specific nutrient your body needs to deal with caffeine. You have genetic alcoholism, don't drink. Don't look at shit in terms if "do I have x mental illness", it's the most retarded thing we started doing after the millennium, most people just have shit diets or weren't raised well.

>>106518972 (OP)
Coffee and tea are bad for you.

>>106518972 (OP)
Caffeine is a drug.

>>106521599
NTA but yeah i got to this point after heavily abusing coffee from like 17 to 26/27. I'm now down to max 2 cups a day most days, 3 rarely.
its crazy how much people downplay how damaging certain common addictions can be, or the fact that certain things can even be addictions

man OP's thread is retarded, and im drinking coffee #2 right now.

>>106518972 (OP)
>consuming boiled reddit beans
Caffeine is a pesticide toxin meant to protect it from bugs. It is addictive, it is a stimulant (drug). It creates fake energy by block adenosine in the brain, followed by a crash after not getting your drug.
Caffeine also limits cerebral blood flow to your head by around 27%.

>>106522202
If only someone managed to make decaf taste as good as real coffee. I basically just drink it for the taste.

>>106522202
Yeah, real men use meth instead.

>>106520620
i have a friend with a cybersecurity degree and he cant even set up a router with a raspberry pi
he keeps insisting i go to the same school he did

>>106518972 (OP)
Coffee can disrupt your sleep cycle, has acrylamide which can cancer, raises blood pressure, and messes up your heart rhythm. Overall it's bad for you.

>>106521599
>Dude just eat better and touch grass
r/thanksimcured

>>106524419
SAAAAAAAR DO NOT REDEEEM THE COFFEE BEANS YOU BLOODY BASTARD

>>106522202
>caffeine is a toxin meant to protect it
>gets farmed
what did coffee mean by this

>>106527220
>gets farmed
>implying this doesn't increase the spread of coffee

>>106524419
Is there a substance that doesn't cause cancer? Even the Sun causes cancer.

>>106522077
>>106522202
This. Caffeine has a lower LD50 than psilocybin, but you'll quickly find the authorities knocking on your door if you're even thinking of consuming the latter.

>>106518972 (OP)
you paid to use 4chan?

>>106528744
yes

>>106528332
>Even the Sun causes cancer.

You can take precautions against the Sun, but nothing can help you if you deliberately ingest poison.

>>106528332
Weed if ingested, but it gives you psychosis instead.

>>106518972 (OP)
>attention whore child buys 4chan pass
>can break all the rules and threads are not deleted
https://desuarchive.org/_/search/username/OS%20MASTER/tripcode/%21JORDAN.%2Fos/