Thread 106525747

Good morning sirs (telepathically)

>>106525747 (OP)
Numerous diagnostic tests from a single drop of blood is here

bulgaria mentioned

So, you see a hot girl with firm round large tits
How do you stop this thing from communicating your desires to her without your consent?

>>106525747 (OP)
another one of those huh, here we fucking go again

>>106525917
Don't worry the content filter will stop those thoughts

>>106525917
Its tech for women, because they dont think about sex every second of their life. Only when it can be exploited.

>>106525917
SPEAKING UNDER THE PRESUMPTION THIS ISN'T BULLSHIT:
It doesn't work by reading your thoughts. It works by reading nerve signals for mouth movements, then interpreting the mouth movements into what letters and words they would make. So you would only record what you directly mouth, or think about mouthing.

That being said,
>no, we won't tell you when it comes out
>no, we won't tell you how much funding we have
>no, we won't tell you how big the company is
I don't trust it even if the explanation kind of makes sense to me.

Oh God, it's like the "sex" scene in Demolition Man

>>106525747 (OP)
You should kill yourself.
You know you're a worthless piece of shit?
Maybe you should set fire to your room.
See that person over there? You should bash them up.
Everyone's laughing at you behind your back.
Really, you should just kill yourself.

(telepathically)

>>106525747 (OP)
yeah fine good if it works but I'm very skeptical on whether it could possible work as well as it needs to
any kind of dictation functionality has to be pretty much perfect, it's why keyboards have been around for so long despite how primitive they are, and why people who enter data for a living don't use touchscreens or STT

absolutely nothing on how it works, just pumping how good it could be IF it worked, and that's a neon sign for a rugpull

>>106525747 (OP)
The Borg future is almost here.

>>106526076
every silicon valley startup is either a rag pull or some iot scam shit, it's impossible to find anythin legit over there

>>106525917
How about you don't stop it and you just meet the nice girl with firm round large tits and get laid?

No fucking way this shit is so fucking fake you guys suck

>>106525747 (OP)
We already have this technology that lets us talk silently to the most important person in our lives. It's a little something called prayer

I don't want to text at the speed of thought. That would lead to misunderstandings especially when talking to women

>>106526262
very very true. happens to me because i have a high WPM

>jeet
That's a scam

>>106525747 (OP)
>requires a giant cable
>no real proof
>yet another startup begging for VC funding

>>106525747 (OP)
DO NOT REDEEM


>>106525764
dying of cringe

>>106526121
You watch too much anime and porn. In real world, if you went to a woman and told her she has nice tits she would have just slapped the shit out of you. That is not how you flirt

>>106526407
Nothing in that post implied it, enough said

>near-telepathic
>almost-agi

I don't believe this for a fucking second they got a brain-machine interface working to the point where it can translate words you're using perfectly, and best way they can showcase this product is a cheesy ass "Hey make a note to remind me of X". This is the fakest shit I've seen this entire year, congrats to the pajeets who'll steal at least 5 billion dollars in VC money.

>>106525747 (OP)
This is like downloading more RAM. Real wizards know.

>>106527456
What?
This isn't even that impressive compared to neuralink

>>106525985
But then their gaslighting will come to light. Women HATE this because they try to play it like they aren't shallow.
>Of course you're still beautiful at 300 pounds, Jenny!
>You totally look like a woman, Zoey!
>Elliot, looks don't matter, it's all personality!

This kind of shit would completely neuter the woman's ability to lie about everything and pretend they aren't shallow backstabbing harlots. It will never have an audience.

As the second person to ever have actual telepathy... it gets addicting. Being able to communicate just with thoughts makes me the craziest shit that's ever been invented.

>>106528103
I've been doing it for 9 years now and just speaking outloud feel extremely alien. I can't read other people's thoughts but they can read mine. I forgot what it's like to actually speak. When they turn it off it's going to drive me crazy. There are 2 other people in this world that can do what I can and I can only talk to one of them.

>>106525985
>because they dont think about sex every second of their life

>>106528134
>Anon goes outside with his cat in his arms
>bystanders thinking: "I bet he's going to pet that cat"
>Anon does in fact pet the cat
telepathy

>>106525747 (OP)
Scam, if it wasn't i would use it to brainwash women

>>106525747 (OP)
That guy is disgusting.

>>106528240
Crazy, I just picked up my cat. You're not a telepath you're a prophet.

I have no idea who controls my media anymore. Supposedly all the ring leaders are in prison. It can't be the good guys. I thought I had them on the ropes but now things are back to snafù. The screaming in my head continues.

>>106525747 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7rnbTgzOUc

>>106525985
All they think about is sex and pee pee poo poo caca.

>>106525764
What I wonder is can it hear thought insertions or voices in my head.
That would be funny you know you just get a recording of a schizophrenia and from time to time "I didn't thought that btw, that's not what I think about it".
Or your honest opinion when you lose it, but can't lash out outloud on the voices in your head.

The telepathy part is cool, but could make people extremely psychotic and incapable of focusing.

>techbro finds out what an MRI is, thinks he can read it natively within a year because muh AI
havent there already been dozens of these startups? when will vc retards ever learn?

>>106529904
2/2
Thing is telepathy is basically the schizophrenia experience, you hear someone you can communicate to/sometimes through your own thoughts.
Sometimes by typing to an internet connected device, sometimes internet disconnected device.
Or just talking outloud with your phone or off.

Sure you can take the device off, I don't think people will handle this shit well.
And having your thoughts connected to a device connected to the internet that can be hacked at any moment just sounds bad.

Techbros literally unironically heard of Frankenstein Radio Controls and went "yeah i want that"

vc techbros, ycombinator/hackernews posters, and even (YOU) are all apiodic nigger cattle

>>106529928
3/3
If it was an implant letting you do this kind of thing you're basically done for if you get targeted for extended periods of time.
It isn't that you will cave in to what they're telling you, but it just will make your life way way harder and more paranoid.
Your head is no longer just your own, it's not like it isn't that way sometimes with God's existence, but.

Btw this is basically what the openai Jony Ive device is going to be

>>106529980
4/4
And frankly imho even short to mid term exposure could make someone through subconscious confirmations of the empirical experiences believe that it's possible and have it extend beyond having the device on.

>>106525917
The thot police will get you

What will coomers do with this?

>>106529994
5/5
I'm also a big faggot. Not sure if it matters.

>>106529928
Sschizophrenia causes visual and auditory hallucinations. People don't "think" voices, they literally hear voices and see faces. This is why it is so hard for them to differ hallucinations from reality.

>>106525917
She's probably wondering how big my dick is then we fuck