Thread 106527492

It has been a while since I last saw a fastman thread, has /g/ gotten too slow?

Deprecated, moved to mac

I have no idea what these threads are about, I just wait around in them for pictures of Asuka and cosplayers of Auska

/fastman/ wouldn't clog the bio system with macdonaldu desu

>>106527621
fag

>>106527492 (OP)
>BTC

>>106527705
It used to be fast

>>106527657
riveting, please post more asuka in your dead thread

>>106527492 (OP)
Who's that cosplay chick?

good morning fastsirs

>>106528035
It is me you like it anon

>>106528035
>Who's that cosplay chick?
Asuka, my wife.

anon, please post new and non-cancer /fastman/ collections. i only have this one and it is has some cancer.

>>106527621
>>106527657
>>106527779
You butt hurt boys are so cute and silly! :3

>2025
>no new fastmans since 2021?
>feelsbadman.jpg
what gives?

>>106528844
dead meme? or just a lull? not sure.

>>106528862
It peaked with the fastman/fastmaid screenplay.

>tfw no longer can live the fastman lifestyle because I adopted a cat

But I don't regret it. I love my kitteh

>>106528796
I love dipsy!

>>106528880
>fastman/fastmaid
link to said screenplay?

>>106529238
https://files.catbox.moe/tj3530.pdf

>>106527492 (OP)
>crocs
this shit isn't fast you larper

>>106529318
thank you

>>106529268
>live on a houseboat
>no land taxes
>no rentlord jew
>free transport and lodging whenever you want to travel
What's the catch here?

>>106529760
Threat of my torpedos.

>>106527492 (OP)
lol looking at this image just makes me imagine some kid putting together a bunch of meme shit they think is cool

>>106529764
Okay, decoy houseboats as well.

>>106527492 (OP)
Serious question: what does the fastman use his knowledge of C for.

>>106529268
>rust
>girl
You misspelled faggot

>>106527492 (OP)
I remember these garbage threads from a couple years ago

A friend of mine said: "fastman, fastgirl, fastmaid, fatgirl, fatmaid is a three michelinstar*** concept". I don't have an opinion about it myself and it's not something I would say myself, but this is what my friend said. I'm also not really sure about what he meant by it but it's what he said. I'm just explaining what my friend said, it's not something I have said or would say myself just to be clear. I hope this is clear, but just to clarify more: This is not something I would say; it's something that my friend said and I'm just repeating what my friend said. I hope everyone understand this and don't think that I would ever say or have said or will say this because it's not true. I'm just explaining what my friend said and I'm not even fully clear about what he meant with it. I would never say something like this myself; I'm just explaining what my friend said just to be clear. I also love everyone in the world just to be clear. I would never say something like this myself just to be clear. I hope this is clear. I love everyone in the entire world just to be clear. I just like to explain what my friend said, but I don't always agree with what my friend says just to be clear. I love everyone and I hope that we can get along. I hope this is clear. I don't have an opinion about it myself just to be clear. I hope this is clear. I love everyone.

>>106529268
Where is the burly display guy complimenting her?

>>106529760
>hull must be re-painted and re-eneamelled to maintain bouyancy
>fresh-water supply needs to be refilled
>piping needs to maintained/replaced for corrossion
>electricity and wiring issues may lead to fires
>septic-tank installation plus emptying
>wooden boats can attract termites or may rot
>metal boats can rust

not trying to be a buzzkill, because I've considered this too but I talked to boat owners about this and that's what they told me.

>b-but this happens in houses too
Yes but if you live on-the-grid at least you have access to services like plumbers and contractors who know what they're doing.

>>106529774
>trust me, theyre gonna love this gif
>everyone will think youre an oldfag
fedpost

>>106530265
Based SSBBW arse enthusiast

>>106531302
>if you live on-the-grid at least you have access to services like plumbers and contractors who know what they're doing.
you can do 90% of that shit yourself
you cant? end yourself lmao

>>106529268
>Rust
>Celeste
>Void
>programming socks
>>>"""girl"""

for me it's fashman

>>106527492 (OP)
Synthetic vitamins are harmful to you, don't fall for the meme.

>>106527492 (OP)
Oh and also grains, broccoli and especially seed oils are bad as well, idk why you added them as healthy. Idk about coffee but why tf would you get yourself addicted to caffeine.

Eat grass fed beef.

>>106527650
why not

>>106533493
>grains and broccoli are bad
No they arent, retard

>>106529268
Fastroon

I wanna be fast but i am way too slow

>>106527621
Based

>>106534912
Eat ze onions corn and wheat boy

>>106536803
onions corn and wheat*

>>106536803
I will eat all the vegetables I want!

>>106533369
U*r*ine flag is missing in it to be complete

be your own weapon

>>106531302
>plumbers and contractors who know what they're doing
Most marinas will have this too but they'll cost a lot more in Western countries

I want to get fast

I still don't understand what fastman is.
My guess is that he would be a hacker for work but also live off grid with minimal possessions.
The problem with that is that he hacking benefits from computer power, reliable electricity and internet.

>>106539239
>The problem with that is that he hacking benefits from computer power, reliable electricity and internet.
He lives in a van with solar panels, and only uses the WiFi from MacDonald's and (Generic coffee shop that isn't Starbucks)

>>106534856
fastman needs to be fast. they can't be slowed by stomach aches from parasites in the slop.

>>106529760
There are MASSIVE downsides to living on a boat.
Recommend you check out the various blogs and/or youtube videos that people have done.
It's one of those things that a lot of people dream about, but then reality is not quite as they imagine it to be.

>>106527621
A philosophy
>>106537844
Nice
>>106538920
>ipod
>linux
does not go well together

>>106540756
>ipod
that's a chink mp3 player

>>106540756
consoom

>>106529318
Why is it so pornographic?

Loonix is unironically the worst for living off the grid since you're constantly dependent on internet connection to install anything, unlike Windows and Mac where you can just save .exes (or .dmg with Mac) and backup them to your USB drive.
I don't know why off the grid schizos have been conveniently ignoring this fact for years and doing nothing about it. I guess it's more about larping to them. IF YOU ARE CONNECTED TO THE INTERNET YOU ARE NOT PRIVATE

>>106541652
wtf are you talking about
You can download all your software and be done with that.
If you forgot to download something you wanted, though shit.
same would apply with windows and macos

>>106527492 (OP)
I've been coming back to this one for some time. Treating this one half serious and half satire, just can't use winamp right now on linux cuz something really fucked itself up

thinking of quitting my job and becoming a fastman

>>106529760
you can rent a houseboat to learn what the lifestyle is like. theyre actually really affordable.
2bd1ba house boat is 1700 here while 2bd1ba house/duplex/apartment is closer to or above 2k.

>>106541902
But I already live at a rented apartment at $2K, so I'd have to rent another at $1.7K to learn how it feels like? The rent contract is a full year, I can't just go "next couple months i'll be on a boat, if that doesn't work out I'll be back here to the apartment", I'd need to rent both at the same time.

>>106541606
the anon who made it showed it to some people on here and irc and they said add more sex

>>106541945
If your current lease ends anytime soon, the RE market is so fucked right now I bet you could squeeze a 3mo lease out of some retard with too long of a vacancy on his 'investment' house boat. he has property management fees to pay while he and his boomer buddies take their fifth cruise this year.

>>106542027
>3mo lease
Sounds safer, but still dunno if they'd jew me out if I decided to extend it later, or if I decided to go back to apartment after the houseboat experiment fails.

>>106527492 (OP)
>use soap as shaving cream
shit really fucks with yo skin, makes you look like a pubescent teen

>>106542054
if US there's serious limits to how much they can jew you as long as you pay security deposit. and if they let you rent for a day, theyll rent to you for a year. even if you ask for the extension in the eleventh hour. they will suck your cock for an extension.

ill be honest i have no idea why house boat rentals exist but here we are, and its a renters market right now.

btw if youre reading this and rent; go cry about inflation to any downtown landlord anywhere and i bet you can get like a $800 studio and a move in special gift card of some kind.

>>106542083
Not US, but thanks for the in depth analysis. I'll look into it. Or probably not, I'm just a faggot spitballing here.

>>106542117
Godspeed future boat dwelling anon.
Not sure how markets are elsewhere but in US landlords are half underwater with land nowhere in sight and renters will win for the next 8-12 months. Great time to lock in to something to absolutely fuck the merchants. Only caveat is these guys finally have time and motive to go to small claims court so make sure you cleanup when you move out.

>>106542063
this only works fine if you're young, as in you're still in highschool cause beard is not even that thick yet at that age, you try it in your 30s and it fucks your skin up real bad

>>106541879
>windows 8
haters say it's cancer

>>106529342
>enters crocs sportsmode in your path
who's slow now?

i have been trying to defeat the cleaning products jew. honestly just using only coconut oil and potassium hydroxide, I can make an all purpose soap that can work to clean furniture, the house in general but also the dishes and laundry. and shaving cream. it also works great for cleaning windows.

it's a bit harsh for skin, so for the shower and body soap, it's fine if you have nothing else but i wouldn't recommend daily.
body soap, shampoo and toothpaste need their own formulation.

>>106527621
It's some retarded Russian shit, notice the counterfeit adidas.

>>106527621
t.

>>106544300
>Guy, le Russian hardbass, Adidas *Soviet anthem starts playing*, so epic

>>106537844
That is the worst so far.

>>106537844
>Adventure Time
What the fuck?

>>106547171
watch it once. much wisdom to be gained
>>106546023
ack yourself tranny

>>106537844
I like this one. Also, should I bother with underwear brands or do I just buy the cheapest one I can find?

>>106548865
do you mind eventual holes in your undies? if not, then go cheap

>>106548865
>>106549065
Dont get poly*ster or anything similar

>>106550734
why? i thought poly*ster was the superior option

>>106531302
Sounds like either an upfront cost, or basic maintenance costs and restocking. All of these are predictable and don't really need to be considered after setting a budget and following routine. People do it so it's obviously feasible.

>>106540694
https://100r.co/site/off_the_grid.html

>>106529238
>>106529318

>>106550791
Non organic textiles reduce fertility and testosterone
Also tight underwear is bad, letting balls hang loose is good

You can read the /fit/ archives for more

>>106552227
it makes me wonder why i should even wear underwear at all...