Thread 106538126

Show your best obfuscated C code, anons

I'll start

#include
int main() {
char x[]={0x20,0x49,0x55,0x5A,0x49,0x05,0x08,0x1C,0x1B,0x00,0x0C,0x69};char*i=x;
while(*i<0x69)printf("%c",*(i++)^0x69);
}

I liked the emulator one that runs doom, too bad they didn't manage to make it actually playable with shooting etc

>>106538126 (OP)
>>>/lgbt/

>>106538126 (OP)
I ran this code and I got an email from my identity guard service that my credit card information was found on the darknet. Thanks anon

>>106538126 (OP)
>>>/lgbt/

>>106538126 (OP)
for(;P("\n"),R--;P("|"))for(e=C;e--;P("_"+(*u++/8)%2))P("| "+(*u/4)%2);

>>106538195
>>106538285
>zero discussion of C obfuscation
>muh trannies
the absolute state of /g/

>>106538296
its almost as if OP picked that thread picture for the specific reason of being bait

>>106538126 (OP)
she's going to make that face when she swallows my cum...

Any high-resolution photographs of milady's armpits?

>>106538126 (OP)
is Laurie wearing a maid headband?!

you could have made an actually interesting thread but instead you had to post the troon ragebait nonsense, fuck this board and fuck you nigger OP

>>106538403
Laurie is a cis woman

why does this board insist this pretty lady is a tranny?

>>106538449
youre still a fag and he wont bang your ass out anon

>>106538403
it's not ragebait, she's pretty and I don't care if she's trans or not, that doesn't make her any less attractive

>>106538288
How does this work without types in the declarations?

>>106538473
read the holy book

>[ansi C] on the cover
dropped

>>106538481
I'm gonna I'm gonna. It's on the list. I want to actually buy it though; not pirate it from github.

>>106538507
I have a copy, the typesetting is dogshit

>>106538492
"sorry anon, here's your Rust for your zoomie brain!! and don't forget to whine about memory safety as if its the greatest problem of society!"

>>106538195
>>106538285
>>106538303
>>106538403
>>106538458
1. Laurie Wired (AKA Laurie Kirk), is a woman (AKA a biological female, born with a vagina, instead of a penis).

2. You are a[ll] mentally ill nigger[s].

>>106538548
This better be bait.

> What It Does

- Decodes and prints an obfuscated message by XOR’ing each byte with 0x69 until a sentinel value is reached.

How It Works

- x holds bytes of the encoded message plus a sentinel 0x69 at the end.
- i points to the start of x.
- Loop condition *i < 0x69 processes bytes strictly less than 0x69; when *i == 0x69, the loop stops.
- Each printed character is (*i ^ 0x69); the pointer advances after each print.

Output

- Decoding each byte:
- 0x20^0x69='I', 0x49^0x69=' ', 0x55^0x69='<', 0x5A^0x69='3',
- 0x49^0x69=' ', 0x05^0x69='l', 0x08^0x69='a', 0x1C^0x69='u',
- 0x1B^0x69='r', 0x00^0x69='i', 0x0C^0x69='e'
- Printed string: I <3 laurie

Notes

- This is simple XOR obfuscation with key/sentinel 0x69.
- Using < 0x69 as the stop condition relies on all encoded bytes being less than 0x69; a more typical and robust check would be while (*i != 0x69).

>>106538565
vaginas are actually disgusting tho. Just look at them. And if you look at the internal anatomical representation of a vagina and it's even more disgusting. Why do chuds care so much about something naturally repulsive?

>>106538578
>I couldn't figure it out myself so I had to ask the billion dollar corporation
congratulations anon

>>106538453
some anons hate how theyll never get to deepthroat her or f4mi and thats their cope

>>106538603
Yes and I was satisfied with the answer so I posted it here.

>>106538126 (OP)
https://hastebin.skyra.pw/ojocanogep.prolog
Pretty much the only valid way to write fizzbuzz

>>106538507
>I want to actually buy it though
What, K&R?
Fuck, just download a copy, Anon, please.
If you want to *buy* something original, buy your favorite OBSCURE merchandise.

>>106538645
laurie is my CIA backed waifu, yes

My queen loves to BTFO chudcels of /g/

>>106538661
that's unironically based. stop worshiping complexity. Laurie knows that a genius admires simplicity.

>>106538654
No no no. I'm a huge fan of Ken, Dennis, and Brian. I'll pay for it. Just working my way through some other materials first.

>>106538126 (OP)
Kill yourself troon spammer

>>106538565
"Her" adams apple is bigger than my head, anon.
But the penis is none too small, either.

>>106538126 (OP)
Is Laurie married or single? I think she posted a wedding ring once, but there are no pics of a man on her insta

>>106538768
probably married, a person held the camera for her once, and that's her (black) boyfriend

my wife :-)

>>106538459
>I don't care if she's trans or not
shes not but you should care or else youre gay

>>106538876
>shes not but you should care or else youre gay
Depending on the size and overall shape, the penis may be a bonus. Think about it. Talk about it.

>>106538754
no adams apple

>>106538895
kys faggot

>>106538876
why should I care about being gay?

kek what a heavenly blessed beauty whose inner and outer beauty is simply divine and everlasting

>>106538957
because its vile

>>106538126 (OP)
Stop posting women in g you faggot simp loser cuck.

>>106538978
why do you think so? is it because le man in the sky?

>>106539011
NTA but it's cause you fags are hosts to disgusting diseases and ass parasites.

Corpos using these square uglos to push zoomers into getting into dead languages for retarded unix based systems, I won't be touching your garbage language for drones

>>106538979
Yeah! /v/agina is down the hall to the left

She's an angel... an autistic angel...

>>106539084
>t. hormone replacement therapy enjoyer

>>106538702
Aren't they all dead?
Isn't that just going to go to finance some publishing exec's Porsche?
Ok, Anon, whatever, it's your money.

>>106539116
Fuck your life miserable shlomo

>>106539116
I take HRT, program in C and use Unix OSes. Anon is just retarded.

>>106538126 (OP)
WIFE

>>106539122
>>106539135
Can either of you fart, or does it just sound slow opening an ice cold coca cola bottle?

for what it's worth, I just learned that the inverse of XOR is XOR itself. now I want to learn programming. but I won't.

My tech waifu is stronger than yours:
https://files.catbox.moe/6c0bkq.mp4

>>106539187
Shit your diaper cnile incontinent old cuck

>>106539191
do they not teach formal logic anymore?

>>106539198
mid.

>>106539211
You can't tell me what to do.

>>106539198
>big bang theory
This square is such a fake ass shlomo mouthpiece golem it glows

>>106539187
Ah, yes, of course, pardonnez-moi, Monsieur, I had placed you in the other category, as per Poe's Law it is impossible for me to tell intrinsically which category your statements are to be attributed to.
>captch s44kr
lel

>>106539229
what do you mean? I used to know the truth tables and boolean logic and stuff but after years of not using them I forgot everything. can truly feel my brain becoming dumber as the years pass.

>>106539268
Friendly fire is half the fun. Always has been.

>>106539281
It's common sense shit, learning logic and all the little cuck nonsense symbols is a waste of time, the best way to learn it is to use it

>>106539187
Also, I'm not anti-Cnile (I'm one myself), I just literally mean that
>>106539122
>Aren't they all dead?
>Isn't that just going to go to finance some publishing exec's Porsche?
is not an entirely invalid point...
When I think about what, ahem, they would wish for, they wouldn't want me to buy their book, that's (historically) revelant (and worth having as a pdf/epub), sure, but they'd probably want me to buy e.g. Mr. Lovenstein's comics books instead.

>>106539198
shes cute and talented but too dry for my taste, i prefer laurie and f4mi

to be fair fami is kind of cheating by virtue of having an insane rack but life is unfair anyway

>>106539263
shes autistic as fuck, definitely not fake

>>106539358
>having an insane rack
tell me more

>>106539362
Promote your ugly square influencer somewhere else shlomo

>>106539380
show and tell, can you believe she was a faceless channel for years

>>106539398
i dont care if shes square or ugly, i'm just saying that shes a legit nerd
>>106539422
MILK

>>106539441
she WILL have my kids

>>106539441
A legitimate shlomo mouthpiece promoting crapple products

Apple is used exclusively by the old. disabled and retarded

shes so cute, bros

>>106539476
you are poor and retarded

>>106539358
I can't even tell them apart, they look like twins

>>106539483
Seethe poojeet, seethe from your ghetto

>>106539484
f4mi and laurie? they couldn’t be more different, f4mi has god tier breast genes

>>106539482
Must've gotten jew reduction surgery after this pic was taken

>>106539508
i am sorry, when did f4mi (or laurie) shill apple products?

>>106539512
What is even funnier I know IRL female IT worker who looks like a clone of both. At least looked years ago when I last saw her.

>>106539198
>shameless coomerbait
not sure if based or cringe
she kinda stupid tho... heatsink on sideways

>>106539559
pls post pics

>>106539482
looks jewish as hell

>>106539566
Nice try NSA

So... we're not doing cool c shit itt?

>>106539569
looks cute as hell

>>106539569
That's generic caucasoid face and big noses are common among 3/4 of European population

>>106539577
You guys code?

>>106538126 (OP)
that's a man

>>106539536
lmao shes here right now reading how you're all calling her a tranny

>>106539577
no we talk about /g/ queens now

>>106538565
>wide shoulders
>big hands
>autistic drive to understand technology
dude, I don't know how to tell you this... but you're gay

>>106539600
she's an autoandrogynomorphophile

>>106539595
>>106539613
buy glasses

>>106539591
I'm new and terrible, but I'm itt because it started out with fun stuff to try to read. I ended up asking dudes if their farts make a noise, arguing with a rust enthusiast, and reading 50 dajews or it's a man replies.

>>106539621
wait, no, I messed up, I meant an autoandrogynoandromorphophile

>>106539638
only faggots would know whatever that means

>>106539605
There is only one Queen of /g/

>>106539653
now that’s a throwback

>>106539653
now that actually is a man

>>106539666
would

>>106539681
she looks different lately compared to here

>>106539653
trans women who look female are disgusting. trans girls should have a clocky aesthetic. picrel is the perfect example

>>106539702
why

>>106539622
I bet you would also say this is a woman too

>>106539628
>reading 50 dajews or it's a man replies
I spend a fair amount of time configuring filters to make 4chan readable, so I don't see any of that. I think I can only see 50 or 60 of the posts in this thread.

>>106539712
because that's what makes my dick hard.

>>106539622
Notice the 3 heads to shoulder length ratio and how that is basic male proportion

I want you to acknowledge your homosexuality anon, it will be better for you over time

>>106538588
how is the internal representation of a vagina disgusting? it's just a dick shaped tunnel to the uterus
unless you're disgusted by tunnels then you're weird

>>106539725
shes literally a biological female

Anyway, what was this thread supposed to be originally?

>>106539725
you are delusional and should consider a vasectomy to remove yourself from out the genetic pool

>>106538687
yep
Laurie is great
she's super nerdy, probably on the spectrum, and smarter than me

>>106539776
smarter than me too. some people just can't accept that some women can be smarter than them

>>106539776
>>106539784
Based. Laurie is super cool.

>>106539784
i like to think im fairly intelligent but she's way fucking smarter than i am

Who cares if you like what you see?

>>106539802
plastic surgeries are disgusting... those lips are absolutely disgusting

>>106539802
>tattoos

>>106539653
that man was groomed by Bill Clinton
>>106539702
that man groomed kids with gigglygoonclown
also there he just looks like a 10/10 in bongland kek

>>106539823
>penis

>134 replies in 2 hours
geg

>>106539828
>that man groomed kids
i don't care
>gigglygoonclown
who?

>>106539861
>i don't care
then I will laugh as you are taken to the gas chamber. NIGGER.
>who
pedo discord groomer

>>106539874
holy fuck thats an ugly dude lol

>>106539874
why did you reply to me with that image.

>>106539879
the whole thing got memoryholed. at least regarding his relation to gigglygoonclown. don't even bother, anon.

>>106539838
>the C+tits effect

>>106539452
friend bumped into her irl last year, told me her boobs are somehow way bigger in real life and he was legit hypnotized by how much they bounced around, i think she's a demon

wasn't this supposed to be a thread about programming

>>106539907
>iPhone
and here I thought I found a perfect woman...

>>106539917
> mini iphone

she is a perfect woman

C > Rust

>>106538126 (OP)
Will Laurie share her feet?

>>106540008
she already did

Do you even C99 or still stuck at C89?

~~~
"How to code block markdown?"
~~~

>>106540032
can you please stop posting this fucking tranny

>>106538565
you lost tranny

>>106540040
behave yourself

so who is the queen of /g/ then

>>106540008
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/LwBTOONgbSs

>>106538126 (OP)
Hello World:
++++++++++[>+++++++>++++++++++>+++>+<<<<-]>++.>+.+++++++..+++.>++.<<+++++++++++++++.>.+++.------.--------.>+.>++.

>>106540083
8================================================================3

>>106538459
Exactly, these guys are closeted faggots anyway, they'd rather a masculine woman than a feminine trans goddess. True fags come out in discussions like these

>>106539452
better get on it if you don't want a Downie

Imagine her browsing this thread like imagine her reading all these replies and gooning to the idea of 4chan incels calling her a tranny. Is this something mentally trannies do in general?

>>106540156
What was the blow torch for?

>>106540308
she already did >>106539536

>>106539991
>>106540032
>>106540055

>>106540063
this slovenian shit does bootlick the tranny world order though

>>106540543
because she wants to get bred in the cis breeding facilities
https://files.catbox.moe/l7iqd8.mp4

>>106538126 (OP)

thats a man

>>106540543
were you expecting a zoomer eurotuber thot to be conservative and trad? she still has a massive rack and fuck me eyes and that’s all i care about, i don’t give a damn about your fox news “pick a side on the troon issue” panic copeaganda

leave xir alone, this troon is one of the good ones

>>106538126 (OP)
>>106538578
>>106538603
https://glampert.com/2014/12-27/extracting-gta-vice-city-radio-stations/
>These ADF files happen to be MP3 files that had every byte XORed with the decimal constant 34

>>106540771
xor encryption is one of the easiest to implement encryption algorithms. There's even a project euler problem about it

https://projecteuler.net/problem=59

>>106540815
I have an axe to grind about patents on PRNG algos that have like six instructions total, two different, three of each type, with one of them being a fucking XOR.
The other a bitshift (okay, twice left, once right) with some (non-arbitary) numbers.

The people, that granted the patent, probably thought the numbers are arbitary.

No, they are fucking not. There's a reason we use 44.1kHz Audio sampling, it "disaligns" itself from 50 and 60 Hz noise.

The same is true in binary logic. Everything that's one-off from multiples of two, especially the larger they get, have the most avalanche effect.

How the fuck are you putting patents on that?
That's an insult!
To me, to (You), to OP, to everyone!
Fucking asshats.

>>106539836
I'm okay with Laurie's limp little penis

>>106540936
>six instructions total
*all performed on the input variable, which is the output (i.e. "standard PRNG seed pass-through/rattle")

>>106538126 (OP)
xe looks kind of mannish here

>>106538126 (OP)
who is this C men demon ?

>>106539628
>I ended up asking dudes if their farts make a noise, arguing with a rust enthusiast, and reading 50 dajews or it's a man replies.
welcome to /g/

>>106538126 (OP)
What's her age?

>>106540156
Good girl!

>>106541138
idk but i'm gonna guess she's pushing 30

>>106541330
Perfect.

>>106541345
You should kys if

>>106541372
If what?

>>106541330
>>106541138

>she
>her

Those girls just code, this one is truly living the lifestyle.

>>106539520
some very serious sexual armpitry is going on in this .mp4

I want to have sex with this woman.

Y'all fuckin' retarded. Find God yo. On some real shit.

>>106539653
Did somebody say Queen?

>ALL HAIL THE QUEEN

>>106541977
>I want to have sex with this man.
ftfy

>>106541485
these sons of bitches will take over the world you'll see

>>106542227
laurie is a woman I banged her in kindergarten

>>106542358
yeah, that's how "she" became trans
sad
many such cases

A beauty is a beauty, who cares if is trans?

>>106538126 (OP)
SHOW US YOUR COCK!

>>106543436
THANK YOU!

>>106542201
I miss cracky chan.

>>106538126 (OP)
>>106538172
>>106538317
>>106539595
>>106539938
the face she makes when trying to hold back from spitting out the gallons of coom

she cute

>>106539536
I know that her boyfriends is reading this thread (possible the one who made it).
If you want to prove that you are not fucking a tranny you must impregnate her.

>>106538617
>watching retarded aussie drummer
based, also his mate James makes good vidyas.

>>106542201
iraqi chan!

>>106538617
Is this laurie or f4mi?

>>106539907
>>106539452
>>106539422
I didn't know f4mi was that popular.
I kinda like her channel.

>>106539422
Really? Same channel?
Or did she create a new one?

>>106538661
>>106538687
If she admires simplicity then she's a chudcel though

I don't want women in tech. I find them annoying, and I find their voices grating. For every one that's actually good at what she does, there are hundreds who are terrible. Tech already has a really bad good/shit ratio and including women just makes it worse.

Yes I want a boys club
No I don't care if that makes me sexist

>>106539198
This bitch is legitimately fucking ugly as sin holy shit you guys have no standards.

>>106544345
You look like this

>>106544334
it makes you gay though.

>>106538126 (OP)
Laurie is really into obfuscation, she practices it every day as a matter of fact.

Both Laurie and Sayaka owe me Sex btw

>>106538126 (OP)
Laurie owes me SEX

>>106544979
It's not gay if her dick is smaller than yours.

>>106546510
I concede, but just because Laurie's little girlcock is so hot.

>>106540338
your nuts

>>106545935
F4mi, Laurie and Sayaka owe me a video of lesbian threesome SEX.

>>106546510
>>106546556
go back to your containment board

>>106540156
>that manish shoulder to hips ratio

>>106546613
no they don't you're gay

experienced non retarded dev here. never used cpp/rust. Should I learn C before i delve into one?

>>106547245
Only use rust if you take estrogen

>>106547444
i take estrogen but don't use rust because I'm not one of the retarded trannies. i'm one of the good ones, as they say.

>>106547457
The only good troon is a dead troon

>>106548476
This means more of them strive to become good people compared to the general population, isn't it commendable?

>>106538126 (OP)
I'd obfuscate my code inside her

>>106547245
You should learn all of the above.

I need her cock inside my asshole.

>>106538126 (OP)
>Show your best obfuscated 4chan
4chan code base

>>106538126 (OP) (OP) #
>Show your best obfuscated code
4chan code base

>>106549926
do you think she shaves it?

>>106538126 (OP)
Nice obfuscated male you got there, m8.

>>106539653
More like queen of /b/
This board has always been about weaboo wallpapers and the kind of trannies who would use them not the actually decently normal ones like linetrap

>>106538126 (OP)
does she have blacked yet?

>>106538126 (OP)
Why are there 7 threads with that wench in the OP?

>>106552064
There are a lot of Laurie fans on /g/. I think maybe they rushed to make threads about her new video without checking to see if there was already a thread.

I don't know about op's question, but on the overwhelming thread talk… Give me boat building, plane piloting, overachieving hapa beauty queen engineer.