Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:56:50 PM
No.106547979
>>106548316
>>106547957
>the good ending
So we ARE living in hell. Got it.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 8:11:17 PM
No.106549677
>>106551036
>>106551112
>>106547912 (OP)
Jobs said the āiā in iMac stood for internet. Iām inclined to believe the same for the iPhone.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 8:18:31 PM
No.106549768
>>106547912 (OP)
It stands for "I". Because Mac users have a self-centered, high-t worldview. Unlike android plebs who identify with a droid. They identify with a droid because they are slaves. Steve Jobs (pbuh) knew what he was doing when he branded the perfect product, he knew that Apple customers embodied the Nietzschean ubermensch described in Beyond Good and Evil.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 8:19:19 PM
No.106549785
>Ctrl-F for "internet"
>one result
at least one person knows.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 8:28:48 PM
No.106549902
>>106547912 (OP)
It stood for internet in the original Infogear iPhone.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 8:50:13 PM
No.106550101
it's sad that in 2025 i'm inclined to wait and let other people beta test the jeet phones. let them get the manufacturing defects due to curry grease and ass hair ironed out first.
the Scientism myth of eternal progress, the Capitalist myth of number always go up, betrayed by the fact they will always offshore and make a product worse to save a buck. inherently anti-progress mindset. they want to make the world a worse place. they want to make the entire world India.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 9:39:35 PM
No.106550505
>>106547957
Lmaooo the mariachi sent me
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 10:45:28 PM
No.106551006
>>106548853
>AMBITOUS
You can't make this shit up
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 10:48:24 PM
No.106551020
Wasn't it originally just "Internet" in the iMac?
I know Jobs spun some marketing copy after the fact but I'm pretty sure it was just Internet to begin with and his bullshit copy is post facto.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 10:52:07 PM
No.106551036
>>106549677
This. Apple went through a time period where they put "i" in front of every product name. iMac, iWork, iPod, etc.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 11:01:13 PM
No.106551100
>>106552868
>>106548853
A Chinese brand is India's biggest brand?
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 11:03:11 PM
No.106551112
>>106549677
Of course it does because it was the first phone aimed more at internet use than at calling/SMS.
Yes, I'm old, I'm from a time people used phones to call.
Anonymous
9/11/2025, 4:23:17 AM
No.106552877
>>106550775
You're so cute and silly! :3
Anonymous
9/11/2025, 6:17:19 AM
No.106553408
>>106547918
SIRS! It is the jeet-approved phone.
Anonymous
9/11/2025, 6:37:14 AM
No.106553510
>>106547912 (OP)
"internet", it carries over from the original iMac, a low-cost macintosh aimed at first-time internet users. these days it probably doesn't stand for anything in particular.
Anonymous
9/11/2025, 11:12:04 AM
No.106554581
>>106554622
>>106554633
>>106547912 (OP)
It's a marketing ploy meant to appeal to narcissists. That's literally what it's always been. I. ME. ME. I. It's I. It's ME. It's MY phone. The whole world revolves around ME. Get it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTnNsIgQArM
Anonymous
9/11/2025, 11:21:51 AM
No.106554622
>>106554581
I was gonna say...
>Funny you say that, try reading one of their manuals, they never refer to the device as "your iPhone", it's always just "iPhone"
like
>>Manage storage on iPhone
But it seems like they've been changing the manuals to say "your iPhone" now
Some traces of the old, weird wording still remain though
Anonymous
9/11/2025, 11:23:45 AM
No.106554633
>>106547912 (OP)
imac meant internet but after that it pretty much became this
>>106554581
