Thread 106549264

You have been conquered, subdued, and humiliated.

>>106549264 (OP)
is that legit? Where is it 5.6 on the right?

>>106549363
that sounds very anti semitic

>>106549264 (OP)
Who ever asked for this?

>>106549264 (OP)
why are they trying to make it thinner?
nobody is asking for a thinner phone
they need more battery, a flat back, one useful camera, a good enough screen and that's it
they are pushing their prototypes to the public and apple brainlets are buying

>>106549447
>why are they trying to make it thinner?
cuz there's nothing left to do with phones, everything's been solved already. The amount of improvements you can make to the camera or battery are extremely minimal so they need other gimmicks to sell phones now.

>>106549424
America, and to a greater extent Europeans, for inventing the tractor and other such agricultural technologies.

>>106549447
Definitely useless to me, I'd put it in a bulky-ass case to work with my Quadlock anyway so a fraction of a millimeter of thinness wouldn't even be noticeable. I'm not gonna get any of the 17s, my 16 Pro is still fine, but I'd go with the Pro if I were in the market, not the Air. (Though in reality I'm probably gonna go back to Android next time, I was only on iPhone because of my ex.)

>>106549264 (OP)
Ok, but can you charge it in a microwave?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWSSZiXDU2g
somebody is lying, either the 6 was thinner or the 17 is thicker than advertised.

>>106549424
Women and gays. I think there's no small consideration that ([(they)]) want a TelAviv propaganda emitter and tracking device in very, very small hands as well (children).

It's a bonus that they're easier to break and you buy more, so line go up.

>$100 away from “pro” pricing
>loses 2 cameras and half the battery

>>106549484
>cuz there's nothing left to do with phones,
No, there is plenty left that can be done, but isn't, because it doesn't make for good quarterly and annual reports, and requires senior executives and directors to actually treat lesser people the way they'd want to be treated if they were lesser people.
headphone jacks, removable batteries, IR blasters, FM transmitter, the Zenfone flip up camera cluster, a second USB port, operating system on a removable SSD.

>>106549826
Anyone who needs this will buy a second device for it.

>>106549484
>make phone with amazing camera this year
>can't sell the next phone next year because the camera is not as good or the same

>Make phone with ground breaking battery life
>can't sell the next year model because battery life ain't better or just the same

This is the problem with the tech industry, we all got so used to the yearly upgrade that now we ar stuck on it and companies HAVE to keep this shitty incremental bull to survive

Until Apple perfects and releases a trifold iPhone that expands to iPad sizes I’ll keep using my now `5 year old iPhone

>>106549826
Why would you want two USB ports?

>>106549757
This truly is the goyphone 6 with a camera bump.

>>106549264 (OP)
Why do they lie?

>>106549533
base 17 is leagues better than the 16 line

>>106549942
I still have an 8 plus because I loved the form factor of the 6 plus so maybe I’ll go for the Air thanks anon

>>106550082
Bulges don't count.

>>106549264 (OP)
What I actually want is smaller and more ergonomic phones. Why is the industry so deadset on making them more impractical?

>>106549264 (OP)
kek that fucking pic. hahahahahaha wtf?!

now this is COURAGE

>>106549447
>why are they trying to make it thinner?
Because it's expensive.
And people can see it's expensive.
So it's a status symbol.
So people will buy it.

>>106549928
Now him but charge while you listen to wired headphones?

>>106550082
5.6mm soft

>>106549264 (OP)
>thinnest iPhone ever made
>Has a camera bump so big it almost triples it's thickness
Why do they lie to us like this?

>>106549264 (OP)
>5.6mm + tip
lol

>>106549264 (OP)
That's just cheating, the camera bump should count.

>>106551086
Kek'd

>11.2 mm
nice one itoddlers

>>106550538
Because women use phones with two hands.

>>106549547
Of course!!!

The 6 was based. The camera shit is gimmicky, only need 2 lens and keep them flat.

>>106549264 (OP)
I don't want it to be thinner. I want it to be comfortable to hold, have long battery life, and have a headphone jack.

>>106549264 (OP)
iTODDLERS BTFO

this was much better

brehs I still have my 6, any jailbreaks for it so I can have some fun? expected to be able to install android on it by now, or some arm loonix distro

>>106549264 (OP)
Is this still acceptable?

>>106549264 (OP)
What if they sold the camera plateau as a detachable modular thing that you can upgrade if you want?

>>106556226
nooooo then we can't charge $1400 for the phone nononononono

>>106556226
>upgrade
that word for apple is the equivalent of garlic for vampires

>>106556242
Apple very likely wouldn’t sell it separately. You’d be lucky if you could just detach it.

Apple hire me

I want a phone that doesn't slip from my hands unless I use condom on the phone.

>>106549264 (OP)
who asked though

>>106556321
now that you mention it, this is probably phase one of the foldable

>>106550082
Because they know they can get away with it, and even have simps defending it all in the end.

>>106549264 (OP)
can I just get a phone with a decent battery that wont overheat and throttle itself to shit when in direct sunlight for 5 minutes, even inside of an air conditioned car?

jesus fuck. give me a heat sync and a larger battery.

>>106549264 (OP)
Is this still acceptable?

Clown timeline

>>106549264 (OP)
They should add a warning for manlets.

>>106556636
>give me a heat sync
Syncing iPhone's heat to the temperature of the Sun's surface... Please Wait....
HotSync Complete!

>>106549670
Not to mention only one speaker.

I kind of want to go back to the time when phone and camera were not merged.

>>106549424
>>106549447
>>106555504
>>106556437
YOU don't tell Apple what you want. THEY tell YOU what you want.

>>106556226
>detachable modular thing
Apple loves dongles

>>106549264 (OP)
I don't need a camera on my phone so I'll just grind off the bump when I get my Air. The casing is titanium so it should handle that no problems and the phone will be in a case so I don't care about scratches on the back either.
Then I will enjoy truly the thinnest phone ever.

>>106549264 (OP)
The camera ruins it, both aesthetically and in terms of the claimed thickness.

>>106560019
>I'll just grind off the bump
dont forget to post pics when you do king

>>106549264 (OP)
Why don't they put ALL the components besides the screen in the camera bump if they're not going to count it? Then they can make it even "thinner".

>>106549264 (OP)
Does Tim Cook have a humiliation fetish?

>>106549264 (OP)
They compared it to the camera bump side only because they didn't want to be sued for false advertising. Prove me wrong.

>>106549264 (OP)
>Lets not include the fuck huge camera in the measurement that more than doubles the thickness.
Just make it a normal slab and triple the battery life with all the extra space they have available to them by removing the camera tumor.

>>106549264 (OP)
5.6mm (excluding gigantic additional 7mm nipple protruding from the back)

>>106549484
How about more interesting cameras? Ir, heat vision, Geiger counter shield. Laser measure/leveler. Bring back the slide out physical keyboard. Put the ir blaster back in. Go full retard and put in a mini laser projector. A fucking bottle opener.

pros and air have 12gb ram, base 17 does not
major point no one is talking about

>>106549264 (OP)
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>>106549942
Kill yourself.

>>106549533
Is that a KLX300 or 250?