Thread 106556288

>>106556288 (OP)
You're about to experience a type system more powerful, expressive, encompassing and correct, than available in practically every truly statically typed language. The fact that it sits on top of JavaScript is nothing short of a cosmic joke. The forces-that-be of the universe having a profound sense of irony.

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That and you're going to be spending a lot of time cursing about it, because some things in how it works are incredibly obnoxious to grasp properly.

Anonymous 9/11/2025, 8:53:48 PM No.106558185

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fuck typescript

Anonymous 9/11/2025, 10:19:09 PM No.106558819

>>106556288 (OP)
JavaScript but more typing

Anonymous 9/11/2025, 10:24:25 PM No.106558877

>>106556288 (OP)
It's good, fixes most of the major issues with Javascript

Anonymous 9/11/2025, 10:54:10 PM No.106559087

>>106556288 (OP)
Something fkn useless that lets you write perfectly working code that won't let you "compile" it to an optimized version unless you jump through it's stupid hoops.

Anonymous 9/11/2025, 11:04:31 PM No.106559175

>>106556288 (OP)
>what am I in for?
Argument of type 'Function' is not assignable to parameter of type '(value: any, index: number, array: any[]) => unknown'.

and other such nonsense

Anonymous 9/11/2025, 11:21:26 PM No.106559304

>>106556288 (OP)
If it's not something running in the browser use tsx or else you'll cry when trying to run your typescript code or just use bun or deno instead of node

Anonymous 9/11/2025, 11:30:56 PM No.106559376 >>106559689

JavaScript but reinvented by saars

Anonymous 9/11/2025, 11:48:11 PM No.106559532

>>106558059
>You're about to experience a type system more powerful, expressive, encompassing and correct, than available in practically every truly statically typed language
Not true for Haskell or even Rust.

Anonymous 9/12/2025, 12:06:30 AM No.106559689 >>106559715

>>106559376
>JavaScript but reinvented by saars
Anders is a Nord, afaik.

Anonymous 9/12/2025, 12:10:03 AM No.106559715

>>106559689
I don't care, its a Microsoft product

Anonymous 9/12/2025, 2:07:28 AM No.106560581

>>106558059
On the contrary, its types system is less sound than type systems in most other statically typed languages.

Anonymous 9/12/2025, 3:01:43 AM No.106560913

>>106556288 (OP)
Javascript with types

Anonymous 9/12/2025, 3:01:49 AM No.106560914

>>106556288 (OP)
Javascript but for production

Anonymous 9/12/2025, 4:22:39 AM No.106561331

JS with types, and sometimes completely unreadable errors. Fucking frameworks.