Thread 106557287

>create a problem
>sell the solution
genius

>>106557287 (OP)
Apple realized that people are basically dumb as fuck and will buy anything.

>>106557287 (OP)
cool it with the antisemitism

>>106557287 (OP)
I literally called this in a thread yesterday.
iToddlers are absolutely retarded for giving money to jewple.

>>106557354
this phone is not going to sell

>>106557324
Magnetically attached swappable batteries are genuinely not a bad idea.
Have a few spare ones to trickle charge at home, at the office, etc.

>>106557584
apple's battery packs do not do wasteful trickle charging.

https://daringfireball.net/linked/2023/09/16/magsafe-battery-pack-and-duo-charger
>Apple’s MagSafe Battery Pack is far better than the third-party ones I’ve tried (including two decent ones from Anker). Apple’s isn’t the biggest, but it’s the best because it’s the smartest. It negotiates intelligently with the iPhone when connected and doesn’t waste energy charging the iPhone past 80 percent or so. You can feel the difference in efficiency by heat alone. Third-party inductive battery packs get quite warm; Apple’s doesn’t. Also, the third-party ones seem to all be “magnetic”, not officially “MagSafe”—Apple’s sticks better too.

>>106557550
>user-swappable battery
>retarded

>>106557628
>doesn’t waste energy charging the iPhone past 80 percent or so.
iPhones don't have battery protection mode where it never charges beyond 80%?

I only ever charge my Samsung to 100% when I'm going on a longer trip.

>>106557556
it'll be the best selling iPhone ever. That's just Apple's customers for you. I'd call them retarded, but I realized they're victims of psychological warfare. When Jobs said he'll wage thermonuclear war on android, he meant psychological warfare. And he succeeded

>>106557628
>including two decent ones from Anker
So it's better than Chinknasium.
Amazing.

>>106557651
iphones have charge limits since iphone 15
https://support.apple.com/en-us/108055

>>106557739
Then why would you want a powerbank to ignore your charge limit settings and only charge to 80% even if you explicitly set it higher?

>>106557758
a. it's not a powerbank. most leave the magsafe battery pack on the whole time.
b. 100% charge limit is the default. most did not explicitly set it higher than 80%.
c. defaults matter. apple chose well.

Why won't a nigga make a battery that can be charged past 80%?

>>106557798
Most Li-ion batteries can be charged to like 105%.
They just last more cycles if you stay within the 20%-80% range.

>>106557584
up untill someone swaps the battery with c4

>>106557833
Ah yes, the office pranksters.

>>106557833
it’s true, one must be ever vigilant of mossad agents.

>>106557793
>most leave the magsafe battery pack on the whole time.
That is stupid though.
Just buy a thicker phone with a bigger battery inside.

>>106557892
but then you wouldn’t have the thinnest* iPhone™ ever

>>106557892
you wouldn't always attach the battery pack, only on days when you need it like when doing a trip.
on days you don't need the extra battery, you have an almost weightless phone.

>>106557287 (OP)
Didn't realize this has a monospeaker and the same main camera as the regular 17.
For $1000?

>>106558175
it literally replaces the iphone 17 plus. the iphone 16 plus didn't have anything different than the iphone 16.

>>106557725
all warfare is psychological warfare, especially thermonuclear war

>>106557287 (OP)
I don't see a problem with this. The iPhone Air has good battery life without the pack.

>>106558201
The 16 Plus had two cameras, stereo speakers, and a decent battery.

>>106558221
>The iPhone Air has all-day battery life, but we should mention that iOS 26’s adaptive power mode is great and also we made a MagSafe battery that’s only compatible with iPhone Air, but battery life is all day and definitely great.

>>106557287 (OP)
it would appear that apple fans, aka iToddlers, have been blown the fuck out. If only there was some sort of reaction image for this.

>>106558232
>The Apple iPhone 16 Plus has a typical hybrid stereo speaker setup where the earpiece is one of the speakers. The other speaker is at the bottom of the phone, next to the USB-C port.
are you claiming the iphone air only has its earpiece? seems wrong.

>>106558235
Its battery specs are superior to the last-gen iPhone 16 Plus that it replaces. Why are you angry about a cool MagSafe battery?

Do they have a weird thinness fetish or do people want these phones? Paying all that money to lose features and it's not even thin because of the "plateau" so... You really wouldn't rather have the phone be flush with the camera and full of battery?

>>106557287 (OP)
you know, you really don't have to buy the iphone air if you don't care about how thin it is

>>106558602
no one's buying it. we're only here to laugh about it.

>>106557287 (OP)
>30% efficiency
great, we're solving energy waste

>>106558280
Those look like two mics, or the sound from there will be absolutely dogshit and low volume.

>>106557287 (OP)
Apple is the most retarded faggot ass "tech" company I've ever seen and it appalls me that they are still in business. The very fact that they are is a testament to human stupidity and the unenlightened masses they are free to milk.

>lose 50% efficiency by charging magsafe battery wirelessly
>lose another 50% by charging the air wireless with the magsafe battery

>>106557832
why don't they just make a battery with 120% capacity then so you can charge to 100% and still have a buffer?

>>106559227
>120% capacity
what the fuck does that even mean.

>>106559242
make a battery that has 120% capacity if you charge it all the way, then limit it with software so that you only charge to 100%. that way you see 100% and feel good instead of charging to 80% and feel like you're being ripped off

>>106558313
you are such a good little consoomer, lap up your slop just like that

>>106557556
this phone will sell much better than the one before it because you can look at this one and tell that it's the new one more easily

>>106557647
>external battery required to make device usable
>"thin" device now thicker than other models

>>106559227
Some electric cars do that.
Tesla even had a model where you could buy a software "battery upgrade" that unlocked the spare capacity.

The downside is you can never use that extra 20%.
Charging to full capacity while bad for the battery might be worth it in some cases especially when the battery has already degraded and you're just squeezing the last bit of usefulness out before replacing it.

>>106560741
Exactly.
It's a status symbol and this is all that really matters.

Apple will even sell a special shoulder strap so you can have it out on display for all to see all the time and not have to hide it in your pocket.
Which is ironic because by never putting it in your pocket the thinness matters even less.

I'm just happy it's a genuine flagship without any unexpected gimping in the screen/SoC area like we've seen with minis and SEs
I will get it instead of pro version, and I will get the gay battery too

>>106557287 (OP)
Stupidly retarded faggot you are.

when the fuck is Li-Si coming to western phones? chinks are absolutely dancing over samshit, apple and google with their 6000mah+ phones.

>>106562109
>less capacity than the iphone6 battery

>>106557833
iphones arent really popular in the middle east so mossad cant use them as an explosive device

>>106557833
Just don't be muslim

>>106558761
you're correct
https://www.apple.com/iphone-air/specs/

>>106557556
You underestimate Apple fans. The normalgroids have also infected android userbase. We call them Samsung fans.

>>106557354
it's the other way around.
every other phone now looks like an iphone because apple sets the standard.
only apple can try out something new like a small phone or now a thin phone. for everyone else it would be an instant flop.

I will not buy it if it's made in India

>>106563033
apple specifically moved the production for u.s.-bound iphones to india to circumvent the looming china tariffs. first few batches for the u.s. will be made in india.
now with the india tariffs being higher than the current china tariffs, it's anyone's guess where the later batches will be sourced from. tim apple also successfully kissed the ring, so apple got some exceptions.
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2025-08-11/trump-extends-china-tariff-truce-for-90-days-cnbc-says-me7g9pop
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2025-08-06/trump-hits-india-with-additional-25-tariff-over-russia-oil-buys
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2025-08-06/trump-plans-100-tariff-on-chips-with-carveout-for-apple-others

>>106562109
>BLOODY BENCHOD IT HAVE BATTREY WHITE MADARCHO
No one said it didn't

>>106558280
17Air has one front-firing speaker at the top.

>>106557287 (OP)
The cattle is incredibly dumb at this point. If Nintendo can sell $10 calculator app, Apple should do too. Goys should be milked with no mercy.

>>106563161
it's iphone air -- not iphone 17 air. otherwise correct.

>>106563177
apple sells five different iphones at various price points.
following your logic, apple should only sell an iphone 17 pro max.

>>106563265
No, I want Apple to ultimately charge goys for every little thing. I want goys to pay if they need to charge their phone, since they already pay for the charger. I want the goys to pay for every time they snap a pic, sine they already pay for the camera. All that jazz. I want Apple to dominate the market and have the most ridiculous pricing policies. The goys deserve it. The goy WANT it.
I want to look at an iPhone owner and not just think wow this guy is an NPC, I want to be in awe of iPhone owners, I want to look at them and be like "WOW! This guys is an absolute goy!"

It's weird how people complain about Apple being greedy ripoff merchants.... in contrast to whom?
Samsung? Google? Sony? They're all the same. Sure, chinkphones might offer more for less but they're also shit for long-term support and customer service.

>>106563312
Even the cheapest chinkphone can easily serve you well for at least 2 years.
With Apple you MUST upgrade your phone at least every 2 years or you'll fall behind in the goy race.
Go figure.

>>106563312
apple's soc is still like two generations ahead. it's everyone else that gets fleeced at the price points at which apple competes.

>>106563332
strawman.
nothing except a pixel with graphenos keeps you as secure as an iphone.

>>106557584
>>106557628
Every modern android phone with good power bank knows how to negotiate exact power level, do bypass, start an stop at specific points etc.
Though it is hard to find a battery that is both magnetic and supports android-specific power negotiation protocols.

I have magnetic case on a S22 Ultra and magnetic rings attached to samsung original wireless batteries, as well as Anker magnetic battery/stand combo and they work perfectly with no wasted power.
Previously I tried orico, baseus, belkin, ugreen and a few local rebrands of chinese batteries and chargers and none worked properly. Some keep blasting after phone is charged, some flipflop between zero and full power every second causing unnecessary heat, some can't automatically turn on after turning off at full charge, or some combinations of the above issues.

>NOT A SINGLE SATANIA POST.
g/ is truly dead place.

>>106559649
>NOOOO IF YOU MAKE THE PHONE THIN YOU CANT DO ANYTHING THAT MAKES IT THICKER AAAAAAA

>>106557287 (OP)
I would post laughing Satania but I'm afraid she'd die from laughter, holy shit, are iToddlers actually serious.

>>106557833
Good Idea, one for the short list

>>106557287 (OP)
so it's one of those magnetic charger things? I have one i bought in yurop, it's 10 amp hours (literally 10,000 mAh) and cost me 10e at some chink import store

>>106558175
My S20 FE is literally better than this phone

what i dont get is why it doesnt like, click onto it or something

>>106565797
theres magnets

>>106565827
>take phone out of pocket/bag/etc
>catches on literally anything
>experiences friction at all
>magnet battery falls away to the floor and shatters
even if the magnets are good it should at least fit flush to the phone for styling imo.

>>106565838
its just a temp thing
most times you use the phone with no accessories which is comfy because its light, but in the case of low battery to quickly stick in more charge and you plug the phone to charge before bed

>>106565865
ok why dont i just get an aftermarket battery with a microwave charger in it for like 5$ on amazon instead of this thing

>>106565888
>aftermarket battery with a microwave charger
such as?

>>106562976
All smartphones have always been normalfag shit, zoomer.

>>106565895
https://www.amazon.ca/battery-pack-wireless-charging/s?k=battery+pack+with+wireless+charging
>IMMA GONNA FUCKIN LIE TO YOU, YOU'LL TELL ME THAT I`M RIGHT
>GONNA PUT MY WEIGHT ON YOU AND TELL ME THAT I`M LIGHT
I'LL BE YOUR WITNESS & YOU TELL ME THAT I`M BLIND

>>106565936
I suppose in this case the official magsafe accessory costs <10% of the phone price so people just get that and move on with their lives.

>>106565965
>"Apple did it first, theres no such device as this yet until Apple makes it!"
>theres 9001 of them on amazon for less than 50$
>"W-WELL ITS NOT AN OFFICIAL ACCESSORY JUST BUY APPLE PRODUCT ONLY!!!!!"
post hands

>>106566012
buy as many magnetic powerbanks to your 1500$ phone as you want

>>106566035
How? It's clearly never been done before. God bless Apple for inventing wireless charging......

>>106557833
>that moment when you accidentally put your iphone in the same pocket as your c4