Thread 106562439

i want the iphone 17 air so bad
i want to be popular among normies

so just buy it you flaming faggot? thank god I don't live in a country/community where your status is defined by your phone, jesus christ that sounds shallow and lifeless

>>106562488
iPhone 17 air very expensive in india

>>106562514
>Made in India
>Still costs more
Mfw

nobody cares about new iphones any more.
if you want muh blue text then get a SE

>>106562439 (OP)
Air won't be popular. All cool kids will have Pro MAX
Air is a phone for fashion women

>>106562439 (OP)
>i want to be popular among normies
Step one: stop giving a fuck about which phone you own. Normies only care about the ability to use Jewoogle Chrome, watch porn, and give away their data to Zuck via Facebook and Instagram and plenty of last gen iPhones excel at.

If you wanna fit in with the normies be able to quote at least five Marvel heroes or villains and support Democrat pedophile politicians or Republican pedophile politicians, just keep in mind you can only support one of those.
Also get really into watching Football or Soccer BUT don't you dare actually try and emulate their athletic ability yourself by hitting the gym, stay at home instead an crack a can of Coke open to eat with your nachos.
There, no have fun being a Normie OP.

>>106564862
>There, no have fun being a Normie OP.
Now have fun being a Normie OP...

>>106562633
India is a socialist country, there are crazy taxation laws there.

>>106562439 (OP)
just steal it from the store GG

>>106562439 (OP)
I refuse to use a phone with Face ID. Touch ID was enough.

>>106564952
What is wrong with both of them?

>>106562439 (OP)
how will they know? you'll keep some sort of measuring tool to show them?

>>106562439 (OP)
>3000mah battery in 2025
lol
lmao even

>>106564952
>I refuse to use a phone with Face ID. Touch ID was enough.
>complaining about optional features
fucking Droidjeets I swear

>>106562439 (OP)
>Look at that dork. I bet he thinks he's hot shit with that phone tee hee