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Anonymous No.106568476 >>106568840 >>106571545
Is it a viable strategy to try to learn haskell to get a good job writing it?
Anonymous No.106568516 >>106568667 >>106568849 >>106570388
I cannot think of a single language more synonymous with unemployment.
Anonymous No.106568667 >>106568683 >>106570372
>>106568516
I really like the syntax and i think writing it for work would make my soul happy. I wonder if maybe I can get employed with a different skill then sneakily implement haskell for fun.
Anonymous No.106568683 >>106570372
>>106568667
Before you think that, actually look at some Haskell production code
It looks very different from pretty functional examples in tutorials
Anonymous No.106568840
>>106568476 (OP)
>haskell
>job
kek
Anonymous No.106568849
>>106568516
FPBP
Anonymous No.106568967
Yes!!!!
If you consider a job working for free!
Byeeeeeeee
Anonymous No.106570372
>>106568667
>>106568683
this, unfortunately. i love haskell but much of the language in practice just boils down to writing quasi-imperative do blocks.
Anonymous No.106570388
>>106568516
if youre a cs phd you might get a haskell job and anduril
Anonymous No.106570634 >>106570957 >>106570971 >>106571519
i had a job a few years ago where i was the only dev so i had no oversight
i wrote everything in haskell and then i quit lol
apparently they had to re-write everything because they couldn't find a dev
Anonymous No.106570957
>>106570634
incredibly based
Anonymous No.106570971
>>106570634
The lisp way.
test !3GqYIJ3Obs No.106571519 >>106571945
>>106570634
Did you not offer to come back as a contractor for higher pay? Maybe even offer to train somebody. I always thought it was a good idea to write things in an obscure language or in an obfuscated way purely because of that.
Anonymous No.106571531
You need a PhD in Category theory.
Anonymous No.106571545
>>106568476 (OP)
It's a viable strategy if you're aiming for maximum suffering.
Anonymous No.106571945 >>106572616
>>106571519
i actually quit because i got another offer at a different place for twice what i was making. when i told them about the offer and gave them a chance to counter they sperged the fuck out and told me i betrayed them and a bunch of other childish shit (despite being headhunted) and acted like total petulant teenagers. when i asked if they would match, or even offer meeting in the middle they told me it wouldn't be happening so i left.

the thing is, they weren't technically inclined at all. the owner was pretty much clueless about how anything i did worked and constantly put way too much on my plate. on top of being the only dev, i was also internal IT for the network/backup system, and phone system. multiple times i told them that i needed another developer so that i wasn't so overworked and they refused. they also did other stupid shit like refused to pay me overtime etc etc. they had no idea that the language that i was working in was "weird" or unconventional because they had 0 clue what was going on. the owner was a super prideful cunt, so the idea of him begging me to come back and do anything for them was apparently so distasteful that they just decided to get the new guy to start from scratch.

a friend who i made while i worked there told me that there were some pretty lengthy discussions about asking me to come back and add features but the owner went into a rage anytime i got brought up.
Anonymous No.106572616
>>106571945
>so competent he makes his bosses seethe even when hes no longer working for them
I am so motivated to get better at programming now.