Windows >Linux
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Windows was coded by coked-up programmers inspired by Steve Ballmer yelling at the office. The result? A GUI that actually works, apps that just run, and yes, Windows 95 software still works today.
There’s literally a program for everything on Windows. Need to do something? Someone has written it. Problem? 99.9% of the time, it’s documented, tested, and solved. Linux? Good luck googling some obscure library conflict from 2009.
And don’t even get me started on the console. Windows had a GUI for the average user and a console for pros decades before Linux even existed.
Keep your POSIX scripts and ASCII logos. Windows is the real-world OS. End of discussion.
There’s literally a program for everything on Windows. Need to do something? Someone has written it. Problem? 99.9% of the time, it’s documented, tested, and solved. Linux? Good luck googling some obscure library conflict from 2009.
And don’t even get me started on the console. Windows had a GUI for the average user and a console for pros decades before Linux even existed.
Keep your POSIX scripts and ASCII logos. Windows is the real-world OS. End of discussion.