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Anonymous No.106572299 [Report] >>106573913 >>106573973 >>106574233 >>106574343 >>106574379 >>106574395 >>106574465 >>106575035 >>106575064 >>106576895 >>106580106 >>106580413 >>106580733 >>106582993
software engineering is not engineering
you're not an engineer if you don't know physics
simple as, you're a mockery of an engineer tricked into beliving he is someone knowledgeable
Anonymous No.106573913 [Report] >>106573930 >>106573952 >>106574005 >>106574262
>>106572299 (OP)
how is that legal
Anonymous No.106573930 [Report]
>>106573913
It's not.
Anonymous No.106573943 [Report]
you design something based on best practices, emerged through trial and error. how is that different from architecture or mechanical engineering?
Anonymous No.106573952 [Report]
>>106573913
there's no working conditions laws in third world countries
Anonymous No.106573973 [Report] >>106575004
>>106572299 (OP)
Elon Musk is african
Anonymous No.106574005 [Report]
>>106573913
Anonymous No.106574233 [Report] >>106574408
>>106572299 (OP)
they have showers there somewhere, right, right?
Anonymous No.106574262 [Report] >>106574275 >>106577071
>>106573913
It's AIslop, dumbass.
Anonymous No.106574275 [Report]
>>106574262
Well, they did say it was xAI.
Anonymous No.106574343 [Report] >>106574425 >>106576731
>>106572299 (OP)
it's only engineering when someone's life is at risk
Anonymous No.106574379 [Report] >>106574387
>>106572299 (OP)
I'm a computer scientist and a software engineer. So I'm not a real scientist, and not a real engineer.
Anonymous No.106574387 [Report] >>106574466
>>106574379
You're not even a computer. You're just a flesh bag of lies.
Anonymous No.106574395 [Report]
>>106572299 (OP)
>software engineering is not engineering
>you're not an engineer if you don't know physics
>simple as
I know physics and I am a software engineer.
Anonymous No.106574408 [Report]
>>106574233
Pretty much every office has it these days. Mine has free gym just for us, but I'm a lazy fuck so I still wfh.
Anonymous No.106574425 [Report] >>106574436
>>106574343
Self driving software? Airplane software? Map routing leading you to nigger hoods? Car assembly line machine software? There's pkenty of opportunities to kill someone.
Anonymous No.106574436 [Report] >>106574519
>>106574425
well then it's engineering but let's not kid ourselves most people here are web developers
Anonymous No.106574465 [Report] >>106580073
>>106572299 (OP)
imagine the smell
Anonymous No.106574466 [Report] >>106574964 >>106576785
>>106574387
what is a man
Anonymous No.106574519 [Report] >>106574558 >>106576785
>>106574436
That's a preety weak ceiterium anyway. A cook is an engineer accord to it.
Anonymous No.106574558 [Report] >>106576760
>>106574519
i think it's pretty hard to kill someone as a cook without outright criminal intent

also i think it's the only meaningful distinction. there wouldn't be any gatekeeping for the title if engineers weren't responsible for the lives of others
Anonymous No.106574964 [Report] >>106575237 >>106576785
>>106574466
Anonymous No.106575004 [Report]
>>106573973
Don’t be racist. He’s a nigger.
Anonymous No.106575035 [Report]
>>106572299 (OP)
>you're not an engineer if you don't know physics
Your "superior" physics knowledge is irrelevant when I can just ask AI
Anonymous No.106575064 [Report]
>>106572299 (OP)
>hire Chinese national over American citizen
>treat him to these working conditions
>be surprised when he steals the entire xAI codebase and gives it to OpenAI
Lmao
Anonymous No.106575172 [Report] >>106575192 >>106575302
Trump is the Father
Kirk is the Holy Ghost
Elon is the Son
Anonymous No.106575192 [Report] >>106575230
>>106575172
>i made a list of retards
Ok
Anonymous No.106575230 [Report]
>>106575192
The Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost all watched over as you told your mom you were trans. They laughed, as your mother cried.
She still thinks about that day.
Anonymous No.106575237 [Report] >>106576785
>>106574964
The original shitposter
Anonymous No.106575302 [Report]
>>106575172
Preach
Anonymous No.106576731 [Report] >>106580045
>>106574343
Then a nurse is an engineer.
Anonymous No.106576760 [Report] >>106580045
>>106574558
soldiers are engineers?
Anonymous No.106576785 [Report] >>106577048 >>106579966
>>106574466
>>106574964
>>106575237
idk how that nigga really came up with "featherless biped", they had seen apes and monkeys before, surely. they had contact with africa

>>106574519
a cook at a mcgoyslop company is probably more of an engineer than any codemonkey. bulk food prep requires some basic knowledge of chemistry and biology to do it without massive spoilage issues
Anonymous No.106576895 [Report] >>106576902
>>106572299 (OP)
Idk. When I think SWE, I think embedded systems, which is a half a layer if Anastasia over EE. A lot of the og software engineers were EE, or pure math.

I'm just a fag hobbyist though, so my opinion doesn't matter.
Anonymous No.106576902 [Report]
>>106576895
>Anastasia
Auto correct
*abstraction
Anonymous No.106577048 [Report] >>106577103
>>106576785
Biggest cope itt. Just how much do you want to Le fit in by trashing code monkeys.
>cooks knowing chemistry and biology
sure thing, just put the pizza in the box, bro
Anonymous No.106577071 [Report]
>>106574262
>Tents inside the workplace indicate a culture of innovation
Being a slave is innovate. Just sleep at the office. No home life means you can work more.
Anonymous No.106577103 [Report] >>106577237 >>106577253
>>106577048
>pizza
techbros WISH they had the iq necessary (>90) to work at dominos corporate
Anonymous No.106577132 [Report]
Imagine living like a homeless person at your own office, lmao.
Anonymous No.106577237 [Report]
>>106577103
I know they jsut cut up a yaris or something but it would have been fucking cool if they actually made more than like 3 of these
Anonymous No.106577253 [Report] >>106579605
>>106577103
>FOR OFFICIAL USE ONLY
I need a fucking security clearance to be a pizza boy now?
Anonymous No.106579605 [Report]
>>106577253
Picking up crack whores for mcd drive through blow jobs is frowned upon by the corporate.
Anonymous No.106579966 [Report]
>>106576785
>they had seen apes and monkeys before
They may not have considered apes/monkeys as bipeds because they usually knuckle walk.
A lot of quadrupedal animals can walk on just their hind legs for some period of time, so you have to draw a line somewhere.
Anonymous No.106580045 [Report]
>>106576731
>>106576760
you can't call yourself a nurse or practice medicine without certification and stolen valor exists. words different, purpose similar mr smarty pants
Anonymous No.106580073 [Report] >>106580125
>>106574465
ponder the aroma
Anonymous No.106580106 [Report]
>>106572299 (OP)
Imagine the smell...
Anonymous No.106580125 [Report] >>106582866 >>106583012
>>106580073
How the fuck can people do this? How the fuck do they not at least want a minimum of privacy when they shit? Let's even forget how disgusting and unhygienic it is for a moment, how are they alright with taking a shit in view of so many other people? How are they alright with doing it on some beach, do they just play "dodge the poo" while they walk around the shit beach to find a spot that has yet to be shat on?
Anonymous No.106580128 [Report]
Languages evolve. Deal with it.
Anonymous No.106580413 [Report]
>>106572299 (OP)
Conceptualize the odour.
Anonymous No.106580733 [Report]
>>106572299 (OP)
>arguing over words again
An engine is any kind of somewhat complex system. A person that designs and builds those engines are engineers.
Yes that means you can say a lot of jobs are engineering jobs. Who cares. Its just a word.
Anonymous No.106580774 [Report]
It's work from home.
Anonymous No.106582866 [Report]
>>106580125
They are built different.
Anonymous No.106582993 [Report] >>106583019
>>106572299 (OP)
>software engineering
There is no such thing. This is a 90s buzzword (well, since it is two words, a buzz-phrase?) that must go away.

There are programmers, people who write programs for computers. That is real.
Anonymous No.106583012 [Report]
>>106580125
They are not people. Thats how
Anonymous No.106583019 [Report]
>>106582993
learn the truth before you open your cockholster