Thread 106584667

Yes, we are Unemployed. No, that does not mean we are Unemployable. Let's change the Unemployable to the Unemployed in Unemployed Tech Workers General.

We need to acquire a second career to reboot our first career. Tech work for the sake of Tech working, just to get money, iwas always boring and now is just a dead-end. We were smart enough to make computers do things so we stopped at that, and the jeets caught up by impostoring. So let us continue to do smart things that pay well once again, which the jeets cannot impostor so easily. What's next UTWG?

I am going to study and switch to another Engineering field. I won't be coming back to IT for less than $200k. FTW. Eat a dick jeets: I won't be around to do your jobs for you anymore. And NO you cannot close the ticket until you actually resolve the ticket.

>>106584667 (OP)
u sound like lesbian.

I think I am going to watch cam girls today, I did not see any job on my rss feed.

>>106584847
Nope. I am a Straight White Man of pink-hue. hence: unemployed.

Okay yeah so you're going to want an omni 802.11ax light weight access point every 50 feet (they go in the ceiling) alternating channels 1>6>11, a LAN controller running CAPWAP to detect rouge APs, an IPS device to detect other hackers, and setup RADIUS configured for the networks subnets. Oh and wpa3 obviously.

>>106585128
what manufacturer and models do you recommend for the hardware performing this?
GREAT PROJECT

i think i was at least one of the first if not the first to put "unemployable" in the title and i dont apologize

>>106585153
Uh Cisco? Also make sure SSIDs are all the same so an ESS is created and it's all one big network.

>>106585165
if you can employ yourself for $0 then you are employable. Maybe there should be two UTWGs then.

>>106585177
Instead of up in the ceiling, what access point would you recommend for outdoor use. Every 50 feet is too frequent for this application. What should I use for outdoor stuff?

>>106585207
>access point for outdoor use
when i was on ye botes we had wifi installed outside and it was just a normal AP in a waterproof case. companies that sell cable management shit sell whats essentially a Pelican Case(tm) without a handle

>>106585286
ACK
recommended power source?

>>106585325
Whatever came with the AP. Those cases have cable glands and you can fill it even further with what we affectionately called "dogshit" (idk the real name of the compound but it's basically synthetic clay and then you seal it further by mixing it thinner but impregnating it into gauze)

>>106585344
Wrong.

>>106585325
We will purchase APs that support PoE (power over ethernet) so they'll just draw power from the switch.

This one desu https://www.cisco.com/c/en/us/products/collateral/wireless/business-100-series-access-points/business-access-point-ds.html

>>106585344
>>106585286
Kill yourself larpbot retard

>>106585344
>>106585286
Why do you come into this thread just to lie to people? How many rupees do you make per disinfo post?

>>106585344
No part of this is correct.

>>106585765
rundown please.

>>106585344
Wrong.

I've always been lucky with doing bare minimum and basically neeting in college but now I must do my thesis, the pain is immense, my prof is so chill I feel bad for delaying it, I need motivation...

wtf is a cable gland is that a sex thing

I propose the term "less-employable" to refer to ourselves.

>>106585387
what about local power for signal boosters?

Why do I have to read a whole chapter on ISDN or even freaking DSL for that matter?

>>106586297
ThEy'rE bAcKuP wAn CoNnEcTiOnS!!!111

>>106586010
/ltwg/ - Less Employed Tech Workers General

/letwg/ - Less Employed Tech Workers General.


Which one?

>>106586393
Deployable Tech Workers General

Should I just start cheating and using AI during interviews?

>>106586906
No.

>>106586906
i forgot to even look at the AI tab in my interview while it was spitting out answers. needless to say i bombed it. my situational awareness is terrible

is 70 - 80k salary decent for a tier 1 IT Support specialist position.. Thats what the posting said idk exactly what the salary is doe

>>106587632
>is 70 - 80k salary decent
I make less than that for a defence contractor so probably

>>106587790
>furnigger is a poorfag
why am i not surprised

>furfag is back
KILL THIS NIGGA ON SIGHT

>>106584667 (OP)
I am unemployable thoughever

>Find job posting that is 1:1 with my skillsets, that I have had personal and professional experience with, like it is almost verbatim my skills and experience section on my resume.
>Even have proof
>Even to be extra sure I parse my resume through multiple ATS checkers and they seem to get the keywords
>Email: "Unfortunately we will not be progressing since your skills do not match our requirements"
>It's a no reply email and they ignore me when I try to contact them on their contact us email to follow up on WHY my skills don't seem to align with their requirements.
BURN IT ALL TO THE FUCKING GROUND FUCK FUCK FUCK! I *LITERALLY* HAVE ALL OF THE SKILLS THEY DESIRE!

>>106588610
Maybe you should have learned to code?

Is it hard to become a system analyst?
Want a comfy remote job with some growth opportunities
How long does it take to become a junior in this?

The air force started hiring new grads again. They have one of those very obnoxious "record yourself answering behavioral questions" type fake interviews for some reason.

>>106589397
Ai training content for free

>>106589439
Thankfully my time and answers are worthless.

Alright anons, please help me out.
I just want a shitty, boring, minimum wage, customer service-type shitty job that's WFH since I gotta take care of my elderly father and I can't get a normal job at the moment.

I have literally 3 years of experience doing just that. I'm unemployed atm, last company fired like 200 people at once and I was one of them.
I thought this wouldn't be a problem since my experience would land me a job soon enough but holy shit, it's been 5 months already and I'm fucking desperate.

>"keywords on resume" trick
>asked AI to fix resume
>asked friends what do they think of my resume, trying to be brutally honest, all of them find it amazing and well structured
>always asking for less, if job is offering 9$/hr, I'm asking for 7

No matter what I do, I don't even go to the interview phase.
They just instantly reject my application, sometimes literally minutes after I apply.

Idk wtf am I doing wrong. I'm almost pretending to be a jeet and asking for just 3$ /hr, Yes I'm that desperate. Every single penny is currently being funneled to support my father and I'm eating half a ramen per meal for the last month since there's no cash anymore, all my savings are gone.

>voices are back
Is this enough to get NEETbux?

>>106591052
No. Ask the voices for money instead.

>>106590989
2 questions
1) are you white?
2( would you be willing to work night shift, and during work will you be 100% attentive to monitoring dashboards and email?

>>106591522
>will you be 100% attentive to monitoring dashboards and email
There's zero people in the world that can do that.

>looks at back of hand
>isn't vantablack or shit colored
>smells armpit
>smells of sour dairy instead of burning corpses and turmeric
Yes, I am indeed unemployable in the Amer-"I CAN!" tech industry

Give it to me straight.

Is it bad that my CV is a 15 line long .txt file?

I'm too anxious to look up CV advice or other people's CVs because it makes me feel nervous and bad about myself. Could my CV be stopping me from getting a job?

>>106591893
A .txt file? What are you applying to?

>>106591893
>.txt file
Shit nigga, what are you doing?

>>106585165
There's definitely a difference between unemployed and unemployable, like this guy>>106591893

I'm getting tired of getting zero response, how long after applications close should I follow up on it?

what is good fellow unemployed niggas?

>>106591893
>Why yes my CV is a 15 line .txt file

>>106593169
been stuck trying to come up with a cool programmer alias to start a gitlab account with

>>106593335
Based. May as well be since a good CV still doesn't get you a tech job anymore.

>>106593696
What about "BinBagSkallywag" or "H3nt41xh04rd3r"

>>106593763
I like the first one

I'm now at 4 initial interviews with 160 applications.
This is a horrible hit rate but at least it's better than 0 now. Things are looking up, bros.

>>106595022
I'm at three initial interviews (so far one proceeding to technical) against 13 applications.

>>106595076
Nice. Sounds like you won't be in this general long.

>>106595606
Hopefully. I do have savings to last a while though.

>>106595022
Floating around 300+ apps in past month.
only in 4 full interview cycles atm.
Hit rate is ass and im still very unsure if these companies actually want to hire people in general.

Did something happen recently that made people admit the job market is shit and the economy is fake? I mean that's been true for a long time, but I would regularly see posts about how hot the job market is (who writes this shit?) until like a week ago, when it seems like a flip switched and now everyone is saying we're all fucked.

>>106596701
>I mean that's been true for a long time
not to this level

>>106595789
any chance you could share a dummied out resume? no idea what I'm doing wrong

>>106596701
>I mean that's been true for a long time
I don't know what you mean by "a long time" since the job market was burning hot three years ago.

This looks about right right?

>>106596701
Youth unemployment doubled and overall unemployment finally went up.
Unemployment is probably the most massaged statistic ever created, so it's a pretty big deal when they can't even lie to you with that one.

what do people mean when they say they only apply to like 20 jobs in a week ?
it doesn't take more than a minute and in some cases literally just a single click to apply to a job. are they tailoring their resume for each single job post? seems like a massive waste of time.

>>106597005
I apply to like five a month. I want to get a job that a) I'm qualified to do b) I'd want to do.

>>106597005
Every job I ever heard back from took a lot more than a one click application. The ones that are most likely to respond have long applications with short answer questions and initial technical assessments.

Any UK man in?

>>106593169
>what is good fellow unemployed niggas?
getting my $40k severance payment soon

>>106597170
>getting my $40k severance payment soon
and chilling in Jakarta.
just upgraded my phone from S22 ultra -> 25 and hooked up with a big booty Indo gal

>>106596909
It basically looks like this. I lifted the template off of somewhere when I was back in school, possibly from the school materials, so it's probably a pretty generic format used in this part of the world (I'm not American). The real one has more body text too.

>to make a strong password you can remember you just think of a phrase that is six or more words, take the first letters, then add a number and special character not at either end
>I want to be the little girl
>iwtbtlg
>i$8wtbtlg

Wtf why do you have to go to college to learn that?

>>106597246
You also need an uppercase.

>>106597246
More password validation coders need to be educated about password strength.

God damn it annoys to me to no end that there's a password requirement of 8 characters including a special character, and it rejects a 30-character password with no special characters because "it's not strong enough" when it's >3 times the entropy of the minimum requirements.

>>106596701
There is only so long you can say to people "everything is fine" when they can't afford shit.

did my undergrad in EE and I sometimes regret not sticking with it then I remember how hard the EE courseload was and how you have to remember all that shit for the rest of your life to keep your job