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Anonymous No.106585527 >>106585552 >>106585612 >>106586030 >>106586550 >>106586625 >>106586660 >>106586712 >>106586992 >>106587018
>un-aesthetic brutalist surroundings
>blindingly bright lights
>no privacy
>working next to a trashcan
>50 people talking around you
>9000 tapping keys every second
>desperately trying to not make eye contact with the guy sitting opposite to you
>trannyshit, niggershit on the board
>entire room bathed in poo-odor owing to strategic pooject placement every few meters
>need to find your co-worker? Oh hey, you aren't ignoring shawn from dept X and anuska from dept Y and shaniqua from dept Z and Xyler from HR are you? You gotta make small talk
>literally anyone can disturb ya
nightmarish
Anonymous No.106585552 >>106585701
>>106585527 (OP)
Why do you think they're called code monkeys?
Anonymous No.106585562 >>106586021
Working in an unfinished building is certainly humiliating but this is not realistically any worse than those modern cubicles that are only 5 feet tall.
Anonymous No.106585612
>>106585527 (OP)
Not brutalism. Brutalism rules. This is garbage.
Anonymous No.106585701
>>106585552
these monkeys look miserable and diseased; they need to be euthanised
Anonymous No.106586021
>>106585562
The noise will be a lot worse.
Anonymous No.106586030 >>106588538
>>106585527 (OP)
Movies in the 80s showing cubicles as a nightmare seem like a heaven now.
Anonymous No.106586071 >>106586395
You're paying for this, by the way.
Anonymous No.106586395
>>106586071
One minute at a time.
Anonymous No.106586550
>>106585527 (OP)
>the nigger lives matter slogan
top kek
Anonymous No.106586625
>>106585527 (OP)
Soul-crushing warehouse aesthetics. I can imagine the manager standing within an elevated office with soundproof glass walls, gazing over the "workshop" floor like a lord overseeing his serfs. He has his own screen that can display what each of his code monkeys are working on in real time.
Anonymous No.106586660
>>106585527 (OP)
I don't look like this or say this
Anonymous No.106586712
>>106585527 (OP)
>Macs
>Only two screens show something resembling actual code
>But it's probably just HTML/CSS
>Most of them browsing some kind of social media
>Black lives matter
Anonymous No.106586992
>>106585527 (OP)
I blame 90's movies that glamorized this tech-industrial aesthetic, which is simply architectural laziness and capitalist hubris.
Anonymous No.106587018
>>106585527 (OP)
We made the software world so shitty that only Jeets will continue to put up with it without demanding better
And now we see with H1bs have gone up.
Anonymous No.106588538
>>106586030
Cubicles are a distant dream