Thread 106586165

>"hey anon, what do you do for a living? It is not some boring nerd shit, right?"
Your response, /g/?

Network engineer puta, and you?

>>106586165 (OP)
Turn 360 degrees and moonwalk away.

>>106586165 (OP)
"It is."

>>106586197
360 would give him same direction you know that right?

>>106586299
tourist pls

>>106586165 (OP)
You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?

>>106586165 (OP)
Niggerlips ailsop troon.

>>106586165 (OP)
I wouldn't approach a feminine foid like this because I am closet faggot and prefer tomboys.

>>106586165 (OP)
Fuck off bitch!

>>106586165 (OP)
say the n word, maintain eye contact

>>106586165 (OP)
I can't figure out why I would be talking to this person to begin with. Is she asking me this before she hands me my Starbucks order?

>>106586530
Because she thinks you're cute, Anon.
She noticed you're the nerdy type but that's actually what she finds attractive.

And all you have to say back is:
>Yes, some boring nerd stuff, break my boredom by going out with me?

>>106586165 (OP)
why is it that whenever these posts show up, the posters decide to use the most generic insta thot full of make up and filters they can find instead of a more down to earth simple girl with little to no make up that most of us would feel more attracted to because our taste and standard have gone down considerably?

>>106586165 (OP)
I'm NEET, you vacuous, plastic bint.

>>106587760
Nothing plastic about her you horrible demon

>>106586165 (OP)
fart in my hand, cover her mouth and nose with it until she passes out

>>106587116
lame, cut your balls