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Anonymous No.106586165 >>106586197 >>106586199 >>106586360 >>106586375 >>106586497 >>106586505 >>106586526 >>106586530 >>106587455 >>106587760 >>106588175
>"hey anon, what do you do for a living? It is not some boring nerd shit, right?"
Your response, /g/?
Anonymous No.106586184
Network engineer puta, and you?
Anonymous No.106586197 >>106586299
>>106586165 (OP)
Turn 360 degrees and moonwalk away.
Anonymous No.106586199
>>106586165 (OP)
"It is."
Anonymous No.106586299 >>106586325
>>106586197
360 would give him same direction you know that right?
Anonymous No.106586325
>>106586299
tourist pls
Anonymous No.106586360
>>106586165 (OP)
You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?
Anonymous No.106586375
>>106586165 (OP)
Niggerlips ailsop troon.
Anonymous No.106586497
>>106586165 (OP)
I wouldn't approach a feminine foid like this because I am closet faggot and prefer tomboys.
Anonymous No.106586505
>>106586165 (OP)
Fuck off bitch!
Anonymous No.106586526
>>106586165 (OP)
say the n word, maintain eye contact
Anonymous No.106586530 >>106587116
>>106586165 (OP)
I can't figure out why I would be talking to this person to begin with. Is she asking me this before she hands me my Starbucks order?
Anonymous No.106587116 >>106588352
>>106586530
Because she thinks you're cute, Anon.
She noticed you're the nerdy type but that's actually what she finds attractive.

And all you have to say back is:
>Yes, some boring nerd stuff, break my boredom by going out with me?
Anonymous No.106587455
>>106586165 (OP)
why is it that whenever these posts show up, the posters decide to use the most generic insta thot full of make up and filters they can find instead of a more down to earth simple girl with little to no make up that most of us would feel more attracted to because our taste and standard have gone down considerably?
Anonymous No.106587760 >>106587932
>>106586165 (OP)
I'm NEET, you vacuous, plastic bint.
Anonymous No.106587932
>>106587760
Nothing plastic about her you horrible demon
Anonymous No.106588175
>>106586165 (OP)
fart in my hand, cover her mouth and nose with it until she passes out
Anonymous No.106588352
>>106587116
lame, cut your balls