I have never had sex in my life. Which OS should I use?
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 11:39:00 PM
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>>106587808 (OP)
Anything interesting enough to keep you away from children.
Windows 11 will get you laid
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 11:40:26 PM
No.106587844
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>>106587808 (OP)
Temple OS.
turn away from sin, accept the Lord Jesus
Anonymous
9/14/2025, 11:43:50 PM
No.106587876
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>>106587808 (OP)
Do you intend to have sex at some point in your life?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 12:57:48 AM
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>>106587837
Technically true. With windows you’ll get your shit together, earn decent money, women will flock to you, and you win.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 1:01:54 AM
No.106588478
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You should use a website called backpages
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 1:07:27 AM
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>>106592502
>>106587892
I used Gentoo and I had sex, which I didn't want or like, and could do nothing about it, but I had it regardless.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 1:20:11 AM
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>>106587808 (OP)
>never had sex in my life
SteamOS
>had sex but with another guy
MacOS
>had sex and changed my gender while doing so, which made me bisexual, but I am a transgenre.
Arch
>had sex but with children
Tails
>I had sax, saar, but with a cow
Windows 11
>had sex but in the 1950s, when I was young.. well I think I did, I don't remember so well...
ChromeOS or Android or iOS
>I'm a blonde woman, I had sex with six negros at same time and I don't even know their names.
iOS
>never had sex in my life... but I'm only 16 so it's ok, I will have sex soon, I'm sure!
Mint
>have a normal sexual life
Windows 7, or 10 if you can't
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 3:28:11 AM
No.106589522
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If you will be having anal sex with men as a bottom, MacOS
If you will never have sex, but would be gay if you did, Arch
Same as above but weird, Artix
If you will never have sex, and have zero ambition to do so, Gentoo
If you will never have sex, but would be straight, Fedora
If you might have sex one day, Windows 11
If you might have sex one day, but would be gay, Mac OS
If you will having sex with men as the top, Linux Mint / Zorin / Pop!
If you are already having sex with men as the top but you're actually just straight but with a high testosterone level, Debian 13 Trixie
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 3:33:59 AM
No.106589561
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Lovesense Nora OS
Installed in your arse.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 3:35:22 AM
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>>106587837
Because of how Microsoft fucks you?
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 3:45:10 AM
No.106589626
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>>106587816
Arch is for the ones getting fucked from behind.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 5:22:04 AM
No.106590167
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>>106587808 (OP)
nixos or gentoo to keep your purity.
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 6:06:50 AM
No.106590446
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>>106587808 (OP)
i use arch linux and i've had consensual sex with more than 30 girls
the key is to not tinker
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 12:46:16 PM
No.106592386
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fucking faggot missed the thread again
Anonymous
9/15/2025, 12:48:07 PM
No.106592399
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nobody mentioned macOS because they know an Apple laptop in a starbucks will get you girls 24/7
