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Anonymous No.106590156 [Report] >>106590918 >>106590938 >>106591058 >>106591065 >>106591080 >>106591564 >>106591595 >>106592011 >>106592255 >>106592265 >>106592278 >>106592289 >>106592391 >>106592456 >>106592516 >>106592881 >>106593168 >>106594275
/g/ approved breakfasts
Hits different during Monday morning stand ups. What's your go to?
Anonymous No.106590728 [Report]
i bet that would taste acceptable until you remembered what you paid for it
Anonymous No.106590902 [Report] >>106591078
slow monday mornings are breakfast burritos
>sonoran tortilla lightly charred over gas stove
>breakfast sausage
>mushrooms
>2 eggs scrambled with a splash of half&half
>chihuahua and sharp cheddar cheese
>air fried hash brown patties
I like adding guac and/or salsa verde on top as I eat so it doesn't get hot in the burrito. Cold brew coffee to drink too.
On busy Monday mornings it's a cold coffee, citrus fruit like an orange or tangerine, and something like apples and cheese or just sliced pear. Depends on what's on sale.
>t. work from home
Anonymous No.106590918 [Report] >>106591926
>>106590156 (OP)
mcd's pancakes have always been the worst shit imaginable.
Anonymous No.106590938 [Report] >>106591933
>>106590156 (OP)
>mcdonalds big breakfast
>sorry ass piece of pork
>unseasoned eggs with the texture of plastic
>hashbrown that is finished in 3 bites
>biscuit, the only good part
>over 1000 calories
L m a O
Anonymous No.106591058 [Report]
>>106590156 (OP)
Monday is usually a home office day. Early meetings run from 7am to 8:30am (don't ask). 9am is a big, boring, regular meeting where I don't have to pay attention.
So after the morning meetings with the first coffees and before or into the big meeting:
>4 egg omlett
>with onions or mushrooms, whatever is in the fridge
>some salad or spinach
>bit of cheese over it
>sausage or cold cuts if there is anything left in the fridge
that usually gets me through the work day
Anonymous No.106591065 [Report] >>106592881
>>106590156 (OP)
Picrel but scrambled eggs (with cheese sometimes), grits and sausage
Anonymous No.106591078 [Report] >>106595259
>>106590902
probably faster than going to a drive thru and coming home with warmish-cold food.
breakfast foods are super quick to make.
Anonymous No.106591080 [Report]
>>106590156 (OP)
Bread-butter & coffee.
Anonymous No.106591315 [Report]
This morning I'm having a pound of raw Atlantic salmon that I'm going to cut into sashimi.
Anonymous No.106591395 [Report]
Fat fuck
Anonymous No.106591564 [Report]
>>106590156 (OP)
I always eat beef before booting up my Fedora KDE machine.
Anonymous No.106591595 [Report]
>>106590156 (OP)
Anonymous No.106591926 [Report] >>106591939 >>106592513
>>106590918
pancakes in general are the worst fucking food ever. fucking single moms feeding that to their kids instead of some eggs.
>fried flour
>cover it in butter and sugar
fucks sake
Anonymous No.106591933 [Report]
>>106590938
>>unseasoned eggs with the texture of plastic
their eegs are probably the only good ingredient they ever use
>We use a freshly cracked, Grade A egg for our famous Egg McMuffin
Anonymous No.106591936 [Report] >>106592535
Only ausfags know.
Anonymous No.106591939 [Report] >>106591941
>>106591926
you need some mental help. pancakes are one of the best things to ever be made. You are a retard and should probably stop being so angry all the time.
Anonymous No.106591941 [Report] >>106591951
>>106591939
>You are a retard and should probably stop being so angry all the time.
they're correlated i'm not a fatass cause i don't eat slop food (all the time) so i have lower estrogen than you
Anonymous No.106591951 [Report]
>>106591941
FRENCH TOAST BROS WE WON
Anonymous No.106591981 [Report] >>106591993 >>106592006 >>106592025 >>106594327
Let me guess, you need more
Anonymous No.106591993 [Report] >>106592022 >>106592302
>>106591981
ah, the perfect diet. this is why i'm not a fatass.
Anonymous No.106592006 [Report]
>>106591981
That was my breakfast today, except I switched cigarette for a cup of linseed slop.
Anonymous No.106592011 [Report]
>>106590156 (OP)
I love the taste of seed oils in the morning
Anonymous No.106592022 [Report] >>106592245
>>106591993
ps try out "bulletproof coffee" it works pretty good for a hunger suppressant. you just put a spoonfull of butter in the coffee
Anonymous No.106592025 [Report] >>106592881
>>106591981
I stopped consuming caffeine and replaced it with a glass of fruit juice instead.
It's gives me energy without the negative effect of caffeine.
Anonymous No.106592037 [Report] >>106592045 >>106592048
>can't afford breakfast to pay for gas
>got enough just for lunch
>sleep for dinner
i hope i got run over by a truck this morning when i go to work. fuck this gay earth
Anonymous No.106592045 [Report]
>>106592037
coolest tattoo i've ever seen, would wear. fuck single moms feeding their kids shitty pancakes and cutting the tips of the dicks off!
Anonymous No.106592048 [Report]
>>106592037
This is why you cook yourself. Don't eat restaurant food unless you're a millionaire.
Anonymous No.106592245 [Report] >>106592260
>>106592022
>hunger suppression
>just add calories
kind of defeats the purpose
Anonymous No.106592255 [Report]
>>106590156 (OP)
>~$30
>Could buy 2 large kebabs instead
I really don't see any purpose of McDonalds. They want to turn it into a fancy restaurant, but it will never be
Anonymous No.106592260 [Report]
>>106592245
>calories
that's meaningless. butter is fat and protein, good mind fuel.
i think you meant like
>carbs
carbs suck, and thats why "calories" are bad. because we eat carbs and we get fat because they have no protein or fat, so we overeat to feel full.
Anonymous No.106592265 [Report]
>>106590156 (OP)
bread, bread, bread, egg. you swap out the bacon/sausage nigga?
Anonymous No.106592278 [Report]
>>106590156 (OP)
Every time I have eaten McDonalds at the one down the street from my house, I have gotten horrendous gut aches and diarrhea from it.

I no longer eat fast food as of the beginning of the year and I've lost over 20 lbs.

I cook at home. Eggs and I usually do that with a couple pieces of bacon and water. I eat out at a local supper club a couple times per month with my uncles and I'll often save leftover food for Friday AM. A piece of steak, a cup of soup, fish or hashbrowns.

Quit eating shit high in sugar and calories.
Anonymous No.106592289 [Report]
>>106590156 (OP)
oats or eggs. i'm not a lobotomized amerilard and i actually value my health.
Anonymous No.106592302 [Report] >>106592378
>>106591993
coffee and cigarette is my daily breakfast but I'm still fat
Anonymous No.106592321 [Report] >>106592325
pic rel is a good breakfast + a nice green tea
Anonymous No.106592325 [Report]
>>106592321
same. dont really like bread but it makes the boring egg easier to eat. dont like condiments (bottled sugar)
Anonymous No.106592339 [Report]
I just eat some kellogs
Anonymous No.106592378 [Report]
>>106592302
yeah my weights gone up and down. it just helps because it lets me prolong eating, but if youre rich and buy a bunch of rich delicious nutritious food its gonna happen anyway.
a lot of people treat eating like a hobby. like oh im going to watch tv, i need a snack for it.
whereas if youre a coffee drinker smoker, you're more apt to just enjoy those instead
Anonymous No.106592391 [Report] >>106592406 >>106592528
>>106590156 (OP)
always get it like this
Anonymous No.106592406 [Report] >>106592528
>>106592391
their chicken breakfast sandwiches are pretty good. bit too much sauce tho it gets messy its also a bit too rich for a breakfast i think.
>deepfried chicken for breakfast
hope its not a habit for you bro
Anonymous No.106592456 [Report]
>>106590156 (OP)
Black coffee with a shot of whiskey or two, and a cigarette
Anonymous No.106592513 [Report]
>>106591926
Pancakes with butter and powdered sugar are one of life's greatest treats.
Anonymous No.106592516 [Report]
>>106590156 (OP)

I love the Big Breakfast with Hotcakes but I get it once every couple months. The Breakfast Baconator at Wendy’s is pretty good too though the coffee they sell is total ass.
Anonymous No.106592528 [Report]
>>106592406
>>106592391
I didn't know they had chicken breakfast sandwiches. That sounds good. I wonder if that a regional thing? Never seen, never seen...
Anonymous No.106592535 [Report]
>>106591936

I wanna check out a sausage sizzle someday.
Anonymous No.106592881 [Report] >>106593185 >>106593780 >>106593885 >>106595390
I wanna add that people gotta remember to brush their teeth in the morning and while it doesn't matter whether that's before or after breakfast (as long as you wait 15 to 30? minutes before or after eating) I personally find it most convenient to do it before breakfast.
>>106592025
Bad for your teeth but delicious and very convenient. I've peeled an orange once and I'll never do it again. While that juice will deliver vitamins and such quickly, not eating the actual fruit has you missing out on the fibre and stuff. Also, the sugar is less concentrated if you eat the fruit instead.
>>106590156 (OP)
I won't touch actual oranges (necessary to peel but difficult and messy), but I cut myself some apple slices almost every morning which I either eat as is or put in my muesli. It's pretty good.
For vegetables, I either eat carrots as is (you can just wash them instead of peeling, depending on the type of carrot) or put cucumber on my bread with eggs. I buy eggs pre-cooked because I can't be bothered to cook an egg and I don't toast my bread either. The most effort I'll put in is cutting an apple and putting milk in my muesli. And maybe boiling tea if I feel like I need it. (Although hot tea isn't great for your teeth either I think; still healthy in other ways tho).
I often just prepare my breakfast the day before because I really don't wanna do anything in the morning, so all I do is shove my thermos and pre-made lunchbox from the fridge in my bag and go.
I usually get ready for the day on the bus and train I ride to work. My top priority is to be on that first bus on time, everything else is secondary to that. But at least I don't skip breakfast.
>>106591065
>grains, proteins
It's not all bad, but...
>white bread, fast sugar, meat+eggs, even more fat and sugar
>mentions adding cheese to scrambled eggs, not tomatoes, chives or parsley
>no signs of fruit and veg
Why would you do this?
>inb4 potato
Is that potato? I can't tell
Anonymous No.106593168 [Report]
>>106590156 (OP)
for me its the bacon egg and cheese mcgriddles
Anonymous No.106593185 [Report] >>106594265
>>106592881
>I buy eggs pre-cooked because I can't be bothered to cook an egg
stopped reading here
Anonymous No.106593780 [Report] >>106594265
>>106592881
>I buy eggs pre-cooked because I can't be bothered to cook an egg
This retard can't even cook eggs and wants to lecture everyone on dental hygiene
Anonymous No.106593885 [Report] >>106594265 >>106594546
>>106592881
>Is that potato? I can't tell
stopped reading here
Anonymous No.106594265 [Report]
>>106593185
They sell pre-cooked eggs at the supermarket in my area and they're just a lot more convenient than having to cook them myself. I only buy eggs when I want to bake or make scrambled eggs or something.
>>106593780
>can't cook eggs and wants to lecture everyone on dental hygiene
What deep dental hygiene knowledge do you have, oh grand eggspert?
>>106593885
Thanks for reading.
I meant potato fritter, I should've been more specific; sorry about that. I really can't tell what that round thing on the toast-egg plate is though. If it's not a potato fritter, maybe some kind of cheese?
Anonymous No.106594275 [Report]
>>106590156 (OP)
I usually skip breakfast but if I have it I'll make toast and egg with cheese
sometimes add ham but not often
Anonymous No.106594327 [Report]
>>106591981
Any champion's goto.
Anonymous No.106594546 [Report]
>>106593885
Most people would stop reading at the end of a piece of text.
Anonymous No.106594737 [Report] >>106595301
Anonymous No.106594775 [Report] >>106596807
Anonymous No.106595259 [Report]
>>106591078
>probably faster
I modeled my burrito after a local mexican place I like. It's kind of a wash speedwise since I have to clean the kitchen after and the flavor isn't as good but mine are healthier and cheaper.
I used to go there all the time but they've increased their prices to $12 a burrito now from the $8 they were during covid. I go twice a month now just to compare the flavor and god damnit they always taste better than mine.
Anonymous No.106595301 [Report]
>>106594737
Gross.
Anonymous No.106595390 [Report] >>106596807
>>106592881
I knew people who lived like you and died if cancer in 3 months.
Anonymous No.106595640 [Report]
bowl of oatmeal (1/2 cup uncooked) prepared with milk. a carnation instant breakfast (a shake powder mixed with milk), one-a-day vitamin, omega-3 fish oil pill.
Anonymous No.106595643 [Report]
line of amphetamine
Anonymous No.106596807 [Report]
>>106594775
That's a lot of food.. But no salad with the chicken and chips? Even with the ketchup, I'd find that too dry... And soft drinks like sprite are so bad for your teeth...
Also, is it some kind of fashion statement to leave the sticker on your cap? Cool earrings tho
>>106595390
But they surely didn't die of tooth related problems. I had a dental root infection once and it was the worst pain I've ever felt, I'm not surprised that people died from tooth related complications in the past. Right now, I'm probably gonna die of asthma before anything else though.
Maybe being prone to sickness makes people more likely to cling to supposedly healthy lifestyles for comfort and a sense of control. It's kind of soothing in its own way when you can't do anything about getting fucked up by your genes. I was born with only minor chronic diseases (nothing that'll kill me by the age of 30 or anything) but it sure messed with my parents and they went full alternative medicine because there was little else to do. It probably made them feel better tho.
I know someone whose mum died of cancer. She's very enthusiastic about healthy lifestyles, but I can imagine it's because she's afraid too, since cancer runs in families...