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Anonymous 9/15/2025, 8:00:34 PM No.106596041 [Report] >>106596102 >>106596156 >>106596162 >>106596239 >>106596829 >>106596983 >>106597124

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What are you working on, /g/?

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Anonymous 9/15/2025, 8:07:58 PM No.106596102 [Report] >>106596260 >>106597339

>>106596041 (OP)
Working on with alcohol withdrawal.

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 8:12:06 PM No.106596143 [Report] >>106597031 >>106597094

Is Go the best language to use for high performance backend webdev?

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 8:13:38 PM No.106596156 [Report]

>>106596041 (OP)
Thanks for using a picture of a maid!

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 8:14:33 PM No.106596162 [Report] >>106596178

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>>106596041 (OP)
>What are you working on, /g/?
Studying the actor model. Any takes about it are welcome.
That aside, I'd like to welcome a new member to the schizo club:
>C++ print schizo
Featuring:
Luddite takes
>you don't need build tools other than make
>visible aggression towards string formatting
>you don't need libraries
>I only need x86_64 and linux
and entire legacies!
>variadic template vomit for a type safe print
The list might expand slowly until she fucks off, trip/namefags, or die.

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 8:16:45 PM No.106596178 [Report] >>106596225

>>106596162
Why didn't you post this in the relevant thread where I was waiting for your response while everyone was laughing? Looking for friends to defend you?

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 8:19:32 PM No.106596211 [Report]

I fucking TRANSHEART formatting! https://www.cve.org/CVERecord/SearchResults?query=printf

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 8:19:40 PM No.106596213 [Report] >>106596269

Guys, how do I scrape past cloudflare? any working solutions?

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 8:20:51 PM No.106596225 [Report] >>106596234

>>106596178
You really are a schizo KEK

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 8:21:40 PM No.106596232 [Report]

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sent him my cock he "screenshotted" it and put a heart under than precede to block after likely cumming to it

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 8:21:58 PM No.106596234 [Report] >>106596286

>>106596225
And you are really a newfaggot.
Or are you? It seems like you've been studying actor model for a decade if not two by this point, too retarded to finish studying it and get something done?

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 8:22:28 PM No.106596239 [Report] >>106596279

>>106596041 (OP)
I am working on hosting my own git so I can test out some local AI Agents
My plan was to use podman + gitea + postgre

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 8:24:10 PM No.106596260 [Report] >>106597339

>>106596102
Just drink bro. You are a real man, aren't you?

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 8:25:27 PM No.106596269 [Report]

>>106596213
Try searching for CF clearance cookie scraper

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 8:26:40 PM No.106596279 [Report] >>106596411

>>106596239
what would you use local AI agents for out of curiosity?

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 8:27:03 PM No.106596286 [Report]

>>106596234
>It seems like you've been studying actor model for a decade if not two by this point,
Meds. NOW.

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 8:30:15 PM No.106596314 [Report]

>The actor model in computer science is a mathematical model of concurrent computation that treats an actor as the basic building block of concurrent computation.
So it's a nocoder's idea of how computers should work...

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 8:42:26 PM No.106596411 [Report]

>>106596279
I will first have to try out if they will work at all.
I will try out speech to text models and Experiment with MCP.
I have some projects that just provide tooling for my main projects, maybe the AI can help me with that, or at least help me to better navigate my codebase.

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 9:27:27 PM No.106596829 [Report] >>106596847

>>106596041 (OP)
Is the girl in the op a coder or something?

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 9:29:45 PM No.106596847 [Report] >>106596866

>>106596829
It's a man with a manly voice

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 9:31:53 PM No.106596866 [Report] >>106597002 >>106597113

>>106596847
Stop trolling me dude. What does she program?

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 9:44:53 PM No.106596983 [Report] >>106597016 >>106597028 >>106597084

>>106596041 (OP)
How do function pointers work? Why can't a function be too large to be held in a pointer? In fact, how the fuck do void pointers work?

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 9:46:40 PM No.106597002 [Report]

>>106596866
She has a big Coq repo and likes everything about formal proofs and high integrity software

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 9:48:15 PM No.106597016 [Report]

>>106596983
Pointers do not hold the pointee, only its address.

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 9:48:52 PM No.106597028 [Report]

>>106596983
>Why can't a function be too large to be held in a pointer?
Pointers don't hold anything, they just point.

>In fact, how the fuck do void pointers work?
It points, but there's no information about what it's pointing to until it's cast to a different pointer type.

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 9:49:10 PM No.106597031 [Report]

>>106596143
yes

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 9:51:01 PM No.106597052 [Report]

Lambda calculus.

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 9:52:19 PM No.106597066 [Report] >>106597143

Mu-mu-tilde calculus.

Augusta !!v+r1yfzfgry 9/15/2025, 9:53:53 PM No.106597084 [Report]

>>106596983
In the same way a house is not too large to be held in an address, it's just pointing where the data is

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 9:55:10 PM No.106597094 [Report]

>>106596143
Backend dev is IO bound so even a Java (micro)framework can come out on top.

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 9:56:45 PM No.106597113 [Report]

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>>106596866
"she" programs his own dick.

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 9:58:15 PM No.106597124 [Report]

>>106596041 (OP)
fukken drivers licence at age 36.
oh, and also messing around with ingesting text files.
i have to parse text files which contain names, space, decimal number
im using/procrastinating on using intrinsics which might be overkill in a way
but also simplifies the algo in another
the names are never bigger than an __m256i so the whole comparison is equality bw 2 of these with a mask in b/w

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 9:59:55 PM No.106597143 [Report] >>106597217

>>106597066
Do you know a good source to learn about this?

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 10:06:29 PM No.106597217 [Report] >>106597265

>>106597143
https://studenttheses.uu.nl/bitstream/handle/20.500.12932/35717/thesis.pdf?sequence=1&isAllowed=y

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 10:11:11 PM No.106597265 [Report]

>>106597217
Thanks! This looks great

Anonymous 9/15/2025, 10:17:52 PM No.106597339 [Report]

>>106596260
Real men die of alcohol poisoning!
One of my friends has developed alcohol-related dementia, he's so close...
One other friend managed to quit drinking but got addicted to red bull instead. Still a lot better than the vodka.
I wish my super sick friend had had more help with fixing the mental problems that led him to drinking instead of making drinking his main lethal problem...
>>106596102
Good luck man, I believe in you