Thread 106631667

This kills itoddlers.

>>106631667 (OP)
>cows
good morning saar

Good thing there are no maintenance costs to owning a cow, let alone one that you make sure has 2 kids, you could make the
>muh milk sales
argument, but I dont think that income would offset the maintenance costs (or maybe it does, Idk, Im not a cow farmer)

>>106631686
Most farmers live on government life support because they can't make enough money on their own

>>106631667 (OP)
You have convinced me OP, where can I buy the iCow?

>>106631686
the yearly phone bill costs more than feeding a cow

>>106631691
>Most farmers live on government life support because they can't make enough money on their own
The only reason farmers can't make a living is because the government price controls the goods that farmers produce in order to keep food prices low in order to pacify the masses. The problem with this is that farmers stop growing their produce if they can't make any money selling said produce so this necessitates that the government subsidizes the farmers so that it is actually worth it for them to stay in business while selling their produce at a loss in order to pacify the masses.

It's all a vicious cycle between the government and farmers for the purpose of maintaining enough social order and stability for you to go and wageslave everyday in relative safety without having to deal with raiders and bandits. You waging is what generates the taxable income that subsidizes the farmers who produce the food that pacifies the masses that allows you to work in safety to generate the taxable income. And so the circle of life continues.

Except this doesn't apply to rich people, because they are our betters who manage this great system for our benefit.

>>106631667 (OP)
>t. owns 0 cows

>>106631667 (OP)
How do I get cow pregnant?

>>106631764
electroejaculator and a turkey baster

>>106631667 (OP)
iTODDLERS BTFO

>>106631774
How much times do I need to cum inside a based turkey?

>>106631667 (OP)
>>106632013
>compares living being with inanimate object
Killyourself nigger.

I looked into goat farming, which is way cheaper, at least in terms of price per goat, why not get them and you'll have a bigger flock and it allows you to LARP as a biblical goat herder if youre into that, ideally choose to do it in a Mediterranean country

>>106631730
>Indians worship this cute, gentle creation of almighty God.
>White people inhumanely butcher and devour this cutie pie of a furball
Well, that's all you need to know.

>>106632316
Speak for yourself, I fucking hate beef
Milk is infinitely superior as a food

>>106631667 (OP)
>Red Heifers
Give me damn phone instead, if you know, you know

>>106632429
>I fucking hate beef
saar...

>>106631667 (OP)
uhh, it costs $16,000 dollars per year to maintain a cow

>>106632316
>cows
>created by god
lol

the aurochs created by god wouldn't killed you and everyone you loved without batting an eye, the cows you see today are abominations created by man for the purpose of edible vengeance

>>106632533
I love it when people just spew random drivel like this. A cow can make - at pretty optimal conditions - about $5000 worth of milk in a year, so you're obviously completely full of shit.

it costs less than $2000 in feed, and on a big farm, the cost of work hours and opportunity cost from the space the cow takes up in your barn runs up to a bit less than $1000 a year. So the maintainance cost of a cow is around $3000.

Vet can be expensive if it gets sick or has hoof issues of course, but that's luck based and covered by insurance.

>>106631667 (OP)
The itoddler bought an iPhone and a cow, then they cracked their iPhone screen and their cow had calves
How does this kill the itoddler? I don’t get it

>>106631667 (OP)
a 7y old loli slave have to cost less than a cow

>>106632717
>7y old loli slave
anon i...

>>106631730
>cow
on his belly

>>106631764
B V L L
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>>106631667 (OP)
bovine hoofs posted this

>>106631732
remove government handouts and about half the population starves to death. this is the good ending btw.

>>106631730
funny looking dog

>>106631667 (OP)
just buy a nokia 3310

>>106631691
>Local man discovers how humanity moved away from sustenance farming

>>106631667 (OP)
>cow analogy
imagine redeeming computers

>>106631691
there are nsane laws and regulations in terms of farming that makes it so expensive and tedious. you cant just have an animal and milk it and sell the milk, or cut the animal up and sell the meat. the system is designed to kill small businesses

>>106633343
Observant post.

>>106633750
If you don’t regulate farmers to hell and back they’ll all water down their milk and put lead in it, or sell you rat meat labeled as cow.

>>106633922
Retard

>>106631667 (OP)
kekaroos

You say this but you most likely own a car and spend atleast 500 dollars a month on gas + insurance + license fees + oil + repairs annually

>>106634237
Just look at heath standards in USA and EU. Trump tries to force Europeans to eat chloride chicken. This shit might get past the commission but the consumers will avoid anything American at all costs in the future.

>>106631680
The comparison is apt seeing how both things in that image are indian.

>>106631730
i'm so retarded i forget that these animals can, you know, bounce around and be express joy in such a way.

>>106632013
basado

>>106631730
>wtf I love hamburgers now

you already posted this thread op

>>106631732
>gosh i wish food was more expensive than gold

>>106631667 (OP)
But the cow would need to be fed. Feed for such large livestock animal isn't cheap.
Best use of money would be chickens, and a cheap coop for them. Mfers produce so many eggs for the amount of feed you give them it's insane to not.

>>106631667 (OP)
>self impregnated

>>106637185
>Best use of money would be
a 7y old loli slave

>>106631764
20,000 dollars for bull semen

>>106631667 (OP)
Damn, I should stop coding and become a farmer.

buying ostriches to farm them for feathers and eggs and sexual

>>106635426
seethe more prakesh
its an indian trying to make fun of americans buying iphones instead of chink made androjeet third world phones
u couldn't even comprehend that with your sub saharan IQ hahahaha

>>106637579
>prakesh
>sub saharran
okay, stupid.

>>106632429
What do you think they do with the dairy cows after they no longer produce milk?

>>106637627
Dairy cow meat doesn't end up in stores
They're too old for that, meat cows get butchered quite early

>>106632523
I just don't like the fancy meat fetish that surrounds them
Doesn't help that beef is all around just chewier
I just don't eat it unless it's minced

>>106631691
You may thanks gov regulations for trash food

>>106632563
This
The auroch was the perfect all round farm animal
>meat
>milk
>ride
>pull
>security
Minmaxers and jew killed the best possible farmhand

>>106631667 (OP)
…you bond burgered my mom?

>>106631667 (OP)
>the cows just do that on their own
>no feeding or maintenance
>just buy and forget
>profit

>>106631667 (OP)
iTODDLERS BTFO

>>106638130
icattle BTFO

>>106631730
Herbivores are so stupid, I love them

>>106640705
how many cows you own retard

>>106637688
that's nice. Unrelated, can you post a picture of your wrist?

>>106641050
ijeets BTFO

>>106631764
bullfuck her

>>106641050
>how many cows you own retard

>>106631730
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>>106632616
Cows have to be pregnant to make milk you dumb fuck.

>>106632717
>>106632918
Where/when it's still legal, a quality bull can cost more than a child slave, yes.

>>106631667 (OP)
Oh yeah and how much does quality cum cost huh? Cause mine sure as shit hasn't been working.

How do I make a phonecall using a cow? Does a cow use wifi to receive email?

>>106633750
>designed to kill small businesses
Good. They're extremely inefficient.

>>106631667 (OP)
>spend $1800 on solar panels
Free electricity for the rest of your life
>spend $1800 on iPhone
Phone that's slightly better than your last phone

The choice is pretty clear

>>106643350
Solar is a scam, there's nothing better than coal

>>106643362
Terrible post, Chang.

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>>106643466
trump won

>>106643139
Nobody makes phone calls anymore, Grandpa.

>>106632316
White people butcher humanely, using the quickest least painful method available.
Jews and Muslims slit their throats and let them slowly bleed out because a magical sky wizard would get upset if the animal don't suffer.

>>106643350
Solar panels are a lot more environmentally damaging that just using what's been supplied by your city. It also makes electricity prices more expensive because the energy companies need to deal with your unpredictable power being fed back into the grid.

Yeah, my backend is reliable - front end problems like this are automatically solved now.

>>106631667 (OP)
Just beat the cow until the internet starts.

Smartphone:
>Scroll cow forums all day long looking at pictures of cows
Cow:
>Have an actual cow to look at.

>>106631732
>>106637154
The amount of retarded shit I see confidently posted here is amazing

>>106641912
>White people are all a monolithic block just like us browns so you're not white if you don't fit the stereotype I have in my head

>>106631680
if only you knew...

>>106631667 (OP)
saardroids not beating the allegations with this one

>>106631730
breedable lil dork

>>106631764
Ask your mother

>>106631712
Bait used to be believable

>>106643466
> a post a bout coal is a chine psyop
>when china is most proud of its hydroelectric production and selling "cheap" pv panels and batteries to the west
huh?

>>106642457
I also want to fuck that cow

>>106637154
Why waste money on VR hardware, maintaince costs, electricity, software licenses, and more fees I can't think off the top of my head instead of just letting the cow go outside and graze?

>>106649603
Why waste money on VR hardware, maintaince costs, electricity, software licenses, and more fees I can't think off the top of my head instead of just going outside and playing yourself?

>>106649674
Only freaks do that.

>>106631732
>The only reason farmers can't make a living is because the government price controls the goods that farmers produce in order to keep food prices low in order to pacify the masses.
'Kay, stupid Nagger: https://www.instagram.com/tonifarmersgarden/reel/DOg0YbLjyMB/

>>106649729
its honestly crazy how much literal soi the US was selling to countries that have a better taste for it. i think it only started because of very early diesel engines (and turning out to be a "fad" and simply running them on petroleum based fuel oil) and pure luck finding out that chinks, gooks, and nips actually fucking love eating basedbeans with minimal processing, let alone making them into more complex food products instead of just straight oil and press cake animal feed

>>106631691
this
farming in first world countries is a meme, because you can't compete with a third world imported product that is 10x cheaper

>>106632161
taste like arse for most people

My god this board is retarded.