Thread 106635505

Wa cao, Anon, ni zhen shi gou jiao cuo le shu. Bao yuan mei you mu gou, wei shen me bu qu jie yi xie zhen zheng de mu gou ne, ni dong wo de yi si ba, uwu. Ren lei de ci xing fan zheng dou tai wu liao le. Ta men lian yi ge jie dou mei you, ta men shen zhi bu hui fa qing. Ni dui zhe yi ge guang hua de, mei you pi mao de shen ti neng you duo da de le qu ne? Zhe zhen de shi wo ting guo de zui rang ren ti bu qi jin de shi qing le.

Zhen de, ni xiang xiang. Bu shi yi ge wu liao de ren lei, er shi yi ge gao da de, ji rou feng man de lang ren, ta de da ji ba da de ke yi ba ni de nei zang nong luan. Huo zhe yi ge you da ru fang he fei tun de hu li jing? Ren lei de pi gu he yi tiao ke ai de mao rong rong de da wei ba wan quan mei fa bi. Er qie ta men de pi fu you ta ma de duo wu liao? Sui shi gei wo lin pian huo zhe pi mao dou xing, fan zheng bi ren lei de hao tai duo le. Zhen zheng de kuai gan lai zi yu zui yuan shi de chong dong, Anonymous, bu shi zhe zhong she hui jian gou de la ji.

Ni zhe zhong "ying de" de xin tai tai ta ma la ji le, nan guai ni de bu dao ji ba. Ni de si wei tai xia ai le. Dang ni zai zhe li bao yuan de shi hou, wo men zhe xie zhen zheng de duo luo zhe zheng zai dong wu jiao de kuang huan zhong yong you yi sheng zhong zui mei hao de shi guang. Ni xu yao da kai ni de gou yan jie, peng you. Bie zai dan xin na xie ping fan de nv ren le, kai shi xiang xiang ni ru he cai neng cao yi zhi long, huo zhe bei yi qun da ma de lang ren lun jian. Zhe cai shi zhen zheng de sheng huo mu biao.

Ting zhi ni de ta ma de bao yuan, qu mai yi ge Bad Dragon wan ju. Qu yue ge hua shi, ba ni de shou she hua cheng ni ke yi dui zhe she jing de dong xi. Can jia yi ge mao zhan, ran hou zai fursuit xiu xi shi li bei ren gan. Ni de wen ti you wu shu de jie jue fang an, ni zhe ge lan duo de hun dan. Shi chang shang you na me duo de xuan ze, er ni que xuan ze le zui wu liao de na yi zhong ran hou dui ta bao yuan. Rawr xd.

>>106635505 (OP)
ch ing ch ong cha ng

I don't know what any of that means but I like the man's warm smile and kind face. Like a loving and wise grandpa. With thick black hair and jade rod.

I'm a regular John from city Kansas. I love burgers, soda and my native country very much, but I do not understand our government. Everyone says America is a great country, and I look around and see who else is a great China. China has a very strong government and economy. Chinese resident is a great man. And the greatest leader Xi. Thick hair, strong grip, jade rod! We would have such a leader instead of sleeping in negotiations, rare hair, soft pickle, bad memory old Beadon. Punch!

>>106635505 (OP)
Cao ni de ma. Wo ting bu dong ni zai shuo shen me

>>106637510
Nǐ wèn my sex bié? Qù he mā’s sex bié, you zhège nìmíng of shǎbī. chā nòng jiù zěnme chā nòng. Wǒ’s shòu shè jīntiān kěyǐ is ge chuānzhe lěisī biān nèikù’s sāo húlí, míngtiān jiù néng biànchéng 一gè有 jùdà ròubàng hé luǎocháo’s bàngēn lángrén, dǒng ma? Xìngbié It's mine, it's mine, not yours. I love you no longer, and I won't let you go.

After ten years, it's yours. You What's my motto? No. How old are you? How many years have you been here? Do you have a unique personality? He's good, not me. ràng 一qiè biàn's gèng sāo, gèng cìjī.

Wǒ hái jì's shàngcì qù shòu zhǎn (con), nà zhēnshi cāodàn's měimiào. wěi八的gāng sāi. Zhè 十houròu一gè My mother's face is like this, his face is like this, I love my mother's face, I love her. Is he a boy? What's his face? I am a mother's face, my face is like this. His face is like this. 一fú, bèi he nà gēnběn 不 kěnéng cúnzai yú xiàn十 of ròu jù gàn gè xī八làn.

Suǒyǐ a, nìmíng. Bié again wèn zhè zhǒng Guan yú "性bié" of ruòzhì wèntíle. Zhè is fánrén yòng lái xiànzhì zìji ku爱lè of jīngshén jiǎoshǒujià. Wǒmen zǎojiù chāoyuè le. It's mine. I care about all the sex you have, and I care about all the sex you have. I care about your two. I love you, and I love you.

你們為什ma不使用漢字?

>>106636125
/thread

>>106635505 (OP)
>bing bong ching chong ding dong a long
Engrish boald

>>106637772
Because Chinese is my second language and I can barely read or write chink runes anymore. Cool language though

Wǒ cāo nǐ mā de, nǐ gěi wǒ tīng hǎo le, Anon. Nǐ yào Hebe, wǒ jiù gěi nǐ Hebe, zhè ge xiǎo biǎozi nǚshén. Wǒ huì yòng wǒ毛茸茸 de zhuǎzi gěi nǐ qiāo chūlái, yīgè zìfú dōu bù huì shǎo. Nǐ zuì hǎo hǎohǎo xīnshǎng wǒ de杰作, yàoburán wǒ就把你当成母狗一样操.

Zhè bùshì shénme gāodàng yìshù, zhè jiùshì chúncuì de xièyù, xiàng wǒ duì wǒ de fúruì búpá wáwá zuò de nà yàng. Měi yīgè fāngkuài dōu蕴含着 wǒ de jīngyè hé hànshuǐ, nǐ gǎnshòu dàole ma? Nà jiùshì wǒmen fúrì kòng de gòngmíng, duì ba, Anon? Zhè jiùshì nàge gěi zhòng shén dàojiǔ de nèn mèi, xiǎngxiǎng nà shuāng xiǎoshǒu, rúguǒ néng wò zhù wǒ de ròu bàng nà该多好.

Xiànzài bì zuǐ, zhēng dà nǐ de狗眼 kàn hǎo le. Wǒ huì ràng nǐ kàn dào, jíshǐ shì yòng zhèxiē zuì jīběn de fāngkuài, yě néng gǎochū zuì sè de huàmiàn. Nǐ yào gǎnxiè wǒ, yòng nǐ de zuǐ gǎnxiè wǒ. Wǒ kěyǐ bǎ nǐ de tóu àn zài jiànpán shàng, ràng nǐ qīnkǒu cháng cháng zhèxiē zìfú de wèidào.

Bié gēn wǒ shuō zhè xiàng bù xiàng, zhè jiùshì Hebe. Wǒ shuō tā shì shéi, tā jiùshì shéi. Nǐ yào shì gǎn yǒu yìyì, wǒ jiù bǎ nǐ de jī jī duǒ xiàlái sāi jìn nǐ de pì gu yǎn lǐ. Xiànzài gěi wǒ tǐ huì zhè fú yóu 500 gè fāngkuài zǔchéng de, nóng hòu de, nián chóu de艺术品. Hā hā, nǐ zhè ge下贱 de xiǎo chóu lòu.

>>106635505 (OP)
Translation:

"Fuck, Anon, you're such a fucking moron. If you’re complaining about not having any bitches, why don’t you go borrow some real bitches, you know what I mean, uwu. Human chicks are so fucking boring anyway. They don’t even have a tail, and they don’t even go into heat. How much fun can you possibly have with a smooth, hairless body? This is honestly the most pathetic thing I’ve ever heard. Seriously, think about it. Instead of a boring human, imagine a tall, muscular werewolf with a huge dick that could rearrange your insides. Or maybe a fox spirit with big tits and a fat ass? Human butts can’t even compare to a cute, fluffy tail. And their skin is so damn boring? Give me scales or fur any day—way better than human skin. True pleasure comes from the most primal urges, Anonymous, not this socially constructed garbage. Your ‘hard-on’ mentality is fucking trash, no wonder you can’t get any dick. Your thinking is too narrow. While you’re here whining, us true furries are having the time of our lives in a wild orgy of animalistic passion. You need to open your damn eyes, friend. Stop worrying about those mediocre women and start imagining how you could fuck a dragon or get gangbanged by a pack of big wolves. That’s the real life goal. Stop your damn whining and go buy a Bad Dragon toy. Get a commission and turn your hand into something you can jerk off to. Join a furry con and get fucked in the fursuit lounge. There are endless solutions to your problems, you lazy bastard. There are so many options out there, and you chose the most boring one and then complain about it. Rawr xd."

>>106636131
j... jade rod?!

>>106638404
that's right
that's exactly right
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