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Anonymous No.106644202 >>106644220 >>106644508 >>106644648 >>106644864 >>106645747 >>106645868 >>106645905 >>106647267 >>106647297 >>106648693 >>106648835 >>106648870 >>106649902 >>106649939 >>106649962
/fastman/
let us commence and accelerate
Anonymous No.106644220 >>106644273 >>106649939
>>106644202 (OP)
there should be an avocado with fruits
Anonymous No.106644273 >>106644331
>>106644220
bananas are more portable
Anonymous No.106644313
fake and slow
Anonymous No.106644331 >>106648675
>>106644273
bananas are good too but an avocado would fit on the image as well
Anonymous No.106644341 >>106644395 >>106644405 >>106645868
Get rid of the stupid crystals which do absolutely nothing. You also don't need both K&R and SICP since they're competing paradigms, so just pick one or the other.
Anonymous No.106644369 >>106644407 >>106644420
Vim is bloat compared to Nano.
Anonymous No.106644395
>>106644341
They're magic crystals retard
Anonymous No.106644405
>>106644341
>stupid crystals which do absolutely nothing
cope, i'm literally way more powerful than you
Anonymous No.106644407 >>106644426
>>106644369
Nano is bloat compared to cat.
Anonymous No.106644420
>>106644369
You save so much time coding in vim compared to nano though
Anonymous No.106644426 >>106644751
>>106644407
ed
Anonymous No.106644508 >>106645099
>>106644202 (OP)
if this is the real john morris beck I must ask if you've heard of the equally mystically autistic ideology of Less Retarded Technology and Drummyfish's wiki. You two differ on some points but seem mostly on the same wavelength. I dunno, you two are probably the two most autistic /g/ users and I'd be interested to see how you'd interact lol
Anonymous No.106644623 >>106645099
Anonymous No.106644648
>>106644202 (OP)
over the last seven years I've unintentionally become fastman but I still have a lot of work to do.
Anonymous No.106644751
>>106644426
Don't tell me about your private problems.
Anonymous No.106644864 >>106644877 >>106645099 >>106647297 >>106649641
>>106644202 (OP)
Fixed your image
Anonymous No.106644877 >>106645670
>>106644864
bro put an avocado there pls. it's good fruit
Anonymous No.106645099
>>106644864
thank you for debloating it

>>106644508
i am not. the lrs wiki is based tho

>>106644623
cheers
Anonymous No.106645670 >>106645683 >>106645710 >>106647297
>>106644877
there you go avocado anon, but just because you asked nicely
Anonymous No.106645683 >>106645710 >>106647297
>>106645670
or if you want the original one
Anonymous No.106645710
>>106645670
>>106645683
thank you fren
Anonymous No.106645747 >>106645868 >>106646608 >>106648315
>>106644202 (OP)
>be minimal, fast, pragmatic, no nonsense, wear black clothes, eat your vegetables
>oh yea and dont forget to carry a magical rock to focus your energy
lmao
Anonymous No.106645868 >>106646144 >>106646608
>>106644341
>>106645747
fastman has always had some meme ideas in there, but that's what makes it based.
>>106644202 (OP)
I'd recommend some extra stuff
>password manager
pass or tpm are simple ones. Alternatively, use simple passwords like 'libre-fastman-linux2', they are easy to remember but can have high entropy. And maybe write them down on paper.
>display server
You could put xlibre along regular x11 or replace it
>games
If you want to keep those games, at least specify to either pirate them or to get them from gog, to avoid steam. For minecraft you could use the polymc launcher.
>thinkpad
Maybe list some models and their pros? like "x200: small and portable, x400 bigger screen" etc. Overall, I like your fastman.
Anonymous No.106645905
>>106644202 (OP)
FASTMAN NEVER DIES
Anonymous No.106646144 >>106646702
>>106645868
why would having meme ideas make you based?
Anonymous No.106646608 >>106646702
>>106645868
i appreciate the additions. password managers are essential, agreed. i've heard of xlibre too but never looked into it, what's the 'usecase'?
>steam bad
i'm not much of a gamer but i figured most of these fastmans have minecraft in them and i've played terraria so i'll throw those in there. is steam actually spyware? i've been seing some threads about it
>thinkpad models
i considered adding a general segment that specifies that you likely want good portability and rigidity in a laptop, doesn't really even have to be a thinkpad imo. the X and T series are generally good

>>106645747
doubting the crystals may cause harmful vibrations and energy and may thus be unwise
Anonymous No.106646702 >>106647223 >>106647297 >>106649373 >>106649962
>>106646144
Because it's fun and you're not supposed to take fastman pics at face value. They have some useful info in there, but they're not meant to be taken 100% seriously, is not like you have to go full Kaczynski just because a meme in a mongolian basket weaving forum told you so.
>>106646608
Xlibre is sort of a successor to x11, it was created due to some problems with the original project. I'd recommend looking at the archives for more info. Steam isn't necessarily "bad", but it's nice to have drm-free copies of your games, and to not depend on a specific platform or service to use/get them. I do like Terraria and Minecraft though, specially modded. Fuck microsoft.
Anonymous No.106647223
>>106646702
Xlibre guy thought ^ is power operator in C
I wouldn't trust it
Anonymous No.106647267
>>106644202 (OP)
literally 0 point learning useless algorithms. Learn your hardware first then learn which algorithms work on it. Compilers and AOCP are both useless as anything but a reference and they are bad references too
Anonymous No.106647297
>>106646702
>>106645683
>>106645670
>>106644864
>>106644202 (OP)
This is what I imagine /g/ looks like doing this fastman exercises
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IA0RW2oGQOY
Anonymous No.106648234 >>106648357
do fastmens not have desktops?
Anonymous No.106648315
>>106645747
If you have a more effective way of focusing your energy then we're all ears.
Anonymous No.106648357
>>106648234
this nifty modern tech makes it possible to game on the go
Anonymous No.106648675
>>106644331
Avocadosare not nutriotionally advantageous compared to bananas.
Anonymous No.106648693 >>106648793
>>106644202 (OP)
cooking is bloat
Anonymous No.106648787 >>106648812
i love fastman but all your fastman images are utter trash
Anonymous No.106648793 >>106648915
>>106648693
no. because if you do not cook you end up purchasing things that come with extra ingredients aka bloat. so by cooking you actually minimize bloat. it is a valuable use of your time, and can in fact be very fast if you cook debloated meals with only a few ingredients
Anonymous No.106648812 >>106648867
>>106648787
this is the first one i have ever made. how about you post something interesting instead of being a whiny faggot?
Anonymous No.106648835
>>106644202 (OP)
>but muh second brain notetaking abstraction
>pointless larp, reduces velocity

are you sure? all the most autistic guys i know are doing that shit
Anonymous No.106648867
>>106648812
i never criticized you, i am talking about fastman threads in general
Anonymous No.106648870
>>106644202 (OP)
just get a steam deck
Anonymous No.106648915
>>106648793
why don't you capitalize words after a .?
Anonymous No.106649373
>>106646702
crocs are terrible for going fast, whoever did this its a fatso that has never run in his life
Anonymous No.106649641
>>106644864
>no gun/knife
yeah bro, you definitely don't need a knife (been used since the literal fucking stone age)
fucking faggot
Anonymous No.106649902 >>106650060
>>106644202 (OP)
Contribooting
Anonymous No.106649939
>>106644202 (OP)
You don't need a knife for self-defense purpose, however you need a decent pocket knife or a Swiss Army Knife for utility purpose. The purpose of /fastman/ is to go fast, Leatherman is good but it rusts so easily and is bulky and expensive. Read more at: https://thefastscrolls.neocities.org/
>Warning: AI Image slop ahead
>>106644220
Just eat nuts and dried fruits
Anonymous No.106649962
>>106644202 (OP)
this isn't very /fastman/

>>106646702
this is more /fastman/
Anonymous No.106650060 >>106650225
>>106649902
who is the guy in the bottom left
Anonymous No.106650225
>>106650060
Vargskelethor/Vinesauce Joel, a video game streamer.